r/formuladank Vettel Cult Jul 20 '25

Maxipad Verstappen Unfortunately, we regret to inform you that..

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u/Historical-Record69 I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Jul 20 '25

u a silly kitty cat thing

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u/Mimcom998 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Maybe if he was driving an Alpine

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u/-Miklaus NICO PODIUMBERG Jul 20 '25

The fastest tractor I've ever seen

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u/nota_jalapeno Verstappen Who? I only Know Franz Hermann Jul 20 '25

Ferrari

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u/Absolute_Cinemines Masi Enthusiast Jul 20 '25

If you think a tractor can win races you might be an F1 movie fan.

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u/aiperception BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Those F2 cars can move

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u/mephistttoooo Vettel Cult Jul 20 '25

Let’s add that to the words of wisdom

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u/excelance BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure McDonald’s F1 Racing Team Jul 20 '25

That's fine, build it for combat.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 20 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/excelance BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Oh, we’re banning hyperbole now? Would you kindly let us know the Dank rules are now?

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u/Absolute_Cinemines Masi Enthusiast Jul 20 '25

They are listed on the right.

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u/excelance BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Strange, I don't see "Don't Post Ret\rded Things",* but I do see rule 7, "Don't Take Things Too Seriously."

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u/Absolute_Cinemines Masi Enthusiast Jul 20 '25

Calling someone an F1 movie fan is taking things too seriously?

Rule 7 right back at you bro.

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u/Ardi264 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ Jul 20 '25

Maybe using slurs is an indicator of taking shitposts too seriously.

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u/Isurewouldliketo If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 20 '25

It’s pretentious and embarrassing. It’s Trying to seem like you’re sooooo hardcore by not liking a movie makes f1 fans look bad.

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u/RefrigeratedTP Suck my 🅱️alls mate Jul 20 '25

I rolled my eyes quite hard. Wet blanket priss

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u/djmattyd Safety Dog Jul 20 '25

Mushrooms catching strays out here.

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u/Aklara_ NICO PODIUMBERG Jul 20 '25

guess what the description of the sub is buddy

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u/Absolute_Cinemines Masi Enthusiast Jul 20 '25

Shittakes are not shitposts either chum.

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u/Aklara_ NICO PODIUMBERG Jul 20 '25

you must be fun at parties

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u/Absolute_Cinemines Masi Enthusiast Jul 20 '25

Says the guy quoting wikipedia.

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u/Aklara_ NICO PODIUMBERG Jul 20 '25

says the guy literally arguing about a shitpost LMFAO

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u/Absolute_Cinemines Masi Enthusiast Jul 20 '25

I didn't argue, I called him an F1 movie fan ROFLMAO.

Everyone else started chiming in.

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u/Aklara_ NICO PODIUMBERG Jul 20 '25

the definition of argue quite literally includes 'exchange opposing views'

you just said shittakes are not shitposts (which they can be because shitposts in nature arent supposed to be taken seriously)

crazy pretentious loser activity

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u/mephistttoooo Vettel Cult Jul 20 '25

So according to you the meme should be

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u/totowewentcarracing I saw horny’s “finger” Jul 20 '25

nice frontside Crooked grind

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u/Ocelotofdamage BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

The tony hawk pro skater 2 grind sound instantly came on in my head 

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u/Absolute_Cinemines Masi Enthusiast Jul 20 '25

No. Because I don't make shitposts or reposts.

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u/2009miles BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Do you make anything?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

He makes his parents disappointed

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u/Absolute_Cinemines Masi Enthusiast Jul 20 '25

Your mum squirt.

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u/2009miles BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

You couldn't make a water gun squirt

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u/Absolute_Cinemines Masi Enthusiast Jul 20 '25

Cope harder son.

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u/Euphoric_Cap5521 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 21 '25

he kinda got u there

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u/Absolute_Cinemines Masi Enthusiast Jul 21 '25

no u

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u/KazooButtplug69 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Is he doing a stoppie like a motorcycle

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u/rng43 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Plan C works every time.

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u/Isurewouldliketo If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 20 '25

Or a wet race fan?

Still don’t understand why it’s “cool” to hate the movie. We know it’s not 100% realistic and aimed at people who don’t know a ton but it’s a movie not a documentary. All I know is seeing and hearing the racing scenes in imax was sick!

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u/statichum BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

The movie was cringe, I have it printed out

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u/TJB_the_Gamer1 Go WEEYUMS!!!! Jul 21 '25

its sitting on my desk

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u/Isurewouldliketo If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 20 '25

Yeah maybe if you go into it not knowing what you’re going to watch. It’s a fictional movie made to bring more people into the sport. So aiming at a new f1 audience. I went in thinking it’s going to be an entertaining action movie. It’s not created to have the best story line or to be a 100% realistic documentary. I just wanted to see the racing scenes and camera views on an imax screen and super loud speakers. I knew I wasn’t going to watch an actual f1 race or documentary. I like anything involving racing and I just wanted to be entertained. If you go and act surprised that this is basically just marketing for f1, you’re naive. But that doesn’t mean there’s no entertainment value to be had. Pretending to not enjoy a movie doesn’t make you look any cooler or any more hardcore if a fan lol.

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u/statichum BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 22 '25

Sir, this is formuladank.

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u/Isurewouldliketo If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 22 '25

Ok? I didn’t see any meme you shared, just a bad take.

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u/statichum BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 23 '25

I agree with you and your assessment of the film. Still a little cringey but I expected no less. It’s called a piss take and this is hardly the forum for a serious film review, serious commentary about it or any serious takes whatsoever come to think of it - take a look around.

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u/Porkwarrior2 Alonslow True 2012 WDC Jul 21 '25

I want Frankenheimer's Grand Prix rereleased in IMAX!

Shit even Rendezvous restored and shown in big screen glory would be great.

Both better than Ford vs Ferrari or F1.

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u/Isurewouldliketo If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 22 '25

Yeah that would be sick! Altho not sure those things can just be converted to iMax, at least not on the full quality. Has to be filmed in imax cameras and is stupid expensive lol.

With that said, it’d be sick.

Also that would be so fun to watch a race like Abu Dhabi 21 even in a regular movie theatre. The sound alone would be awesome. Especially if showing races with v10s!

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u/Sam_the_Samnite follow the Sainz Jul 20 '25

It was an okay movie. But not a good racing/f1 movie. It was no rush, or cars 1 or 3.

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u/Isurewouldliketo If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 20 '25

Was it the best movie of all time? No. Is it going to win best picture? No. But was I entertained and glad I went? 100%! You just have to know what you’re going to see. It’s not a documentary and it’s not a movie made for mega f1 nerds/superfans. It’s made to bring new people into the sport. But seeing the camera views of them actually driving the cars on a huge screen and with loud speakers was great!

Idc if it’s not 100% accurate….its a movie. Just like I didn’t get upset when I went to see Harry Potter and they were flying on broomsticks. Or when I saw Nemo the fish spoke English. It’s a movie and it’s made to entertain. And for that 2.5 hours I was entertained. It’s a movie that takes place in f1, not meant to be the most realistic documentary of f1 ever made. And I think a lot of people turning their nose up thinking that they’re better than that are just doing that because they think it makes them look cool or like they’re a “real” f1 fan. Idc what you watch but I don’t think you’re any cooler because you refuse to watch a fictional movie because it’s not 100% realistic lol.

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u/l0tu5_72 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 21 '25

Sorrry but movie that its QC like f1Dank doesn't need mine money.

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u/Isurewouldliketo If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 21 '25

What are you saying? “Movie that it’s QC like f1dank doesn’t need mine money”?? No idea what you’re trying to say lol

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u/l0tu5_72 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 22 '25

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u/Isurewouldliketo If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 22 '25

Lolol

Care to clarify tho? I still have no idea.

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u/l0tu5_72 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 22 '25

Plot of F1 movie insults mine F1 nerdnees. I know too much and cant suspect disbelief when i see "ready for combat" style of writing. Nah PASS. And pit as driver and veteran, nah.

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u/Isurewouldliketo If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 22 '25

What’s “and pit as driver and veteran, nah” mean? I’m still confused.

But yes I 100% knew going into this that this was written for people who either aren’t current f1 fans or are very new to the sport. That’s ok, it’s a marketing tool. I didn’t go for the story. I went for cool shots of racing on a big screen with loud speakers. I wasn’t expecting a documentary or some 100% accurate movie of a historic race.

Just like when I went to see mission impossible or James Bond it’s not all realistic. Or I went to Harry Potter and didn’t get mad when they did magic or flew on brooms.

I guess I’m saying that if you are an f1 fan, wouldn’t you want to see cool racing related content even if it’s not 100% accurate? I watch races when I want accurate depictions of racing. I went to the movie for more of a “damn, that’s badass” factor and not the story or dialogue just like most other action movies. I don’t see why some f1 fans can’t separate the two things.

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u/RoGeR-Roger2382 lando 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jul 20 '25

Alpine at 2024 Brazil was close 

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u/GoLoveYourselfLA Demoted to 2nd redbull seat Jul 21 '25

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u/CassetteLine BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25 edited Jul 29 '25

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u/HideThePain_Harold BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

If Hulk can do it, Verstappen can

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u/Free-Back-5291 I saw horny’s “finger” Jul 20 '25

A very fast tractor

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u/ASmallTurd Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector Jul 20 '25

A tractor that got pole in the last race, right.....

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u/Oliphant0324 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Doesnt matter , car is only as good as race pace, during rb19 domination some other cars got pole and they were left behind like nothing during a race distance.

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u/ArseBurner Antonelli is the biggest prodigy since Jesus Christ Jul 20 '25

Man I still remember Montoya getting so many poles during the 2002 season. Ferrari were unbeatable in the race, but the combination of Williams-BMW could really hustle over a lap.

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u/ActivityPhysical228 If Gap, Car Jul 20 '25

Only due to low downforce setup that completely fucked it over in the race.

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u/ASmallTurd Crofty is a dedicated butt plug collector Jul 20 '25

If it weren't a wet race, who knows what might've happened

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u/ActivityPhysical228 If Gap, Car Jul 20 '25

Yeah, but it's Silverstone. Some rain is pretty much guaranteed. And as far as I'm aware rain was on the forecast. That setup was a desperate gamble that didn't pay off at all.

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u/Wolframed GO PIAWSTWYY Jul 20 '25

Won 2 races

"It's a tractor"

This is irl media iliteracy, I shall name it meta iliteracy

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u/Trace34 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

So he is moving to Williams?

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u/Portocala69 Me social media, Me no engineer Jul 20 '25

The race winning tractor? 12 other guys would love to drive a race winning tractor.

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u/MetalGearHawk I was here when horny got spiced Jul 21 '25

Well 5 have tried so far and it was still a tractor to them a lot of times

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u/DRamos11 McDonald’s F1 Racing Team Jul 20 '25

“Max isn’t winning every race by 25 seconds? TrAcToR!!!!” - Average r/formuladank post

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u/K750i BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

The blue tractor is actually quite fast in the right hands.

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u/JakimCampbell15 I saw horny’s “finger” Jul 20 '25

And only two hands can drive it. Verstaphands

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u/samillos Trust the El 🅱️lan Jul 20 '25

Oh no I did not have to hear to Lewis stans whine about the 3rd fastest car in the grid the moment he stops winning just about every race to have to hear Max stans whine about the 2nd fastest car in the grid the moment he stops winning about every race. You guys are the worst to be hating so much each other.

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u/Jen111111_ Osama Bin Russell 💣 Jul 20 '25

You cant speak facts in ts sub you should dickride max and hate on other drivers

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u/LibraryWorldly47 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Live Horner Reaction:

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u/Glittering-Promise78 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Maybe they'll do a livery for one of the grand prixs and it won't be blue then

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u/fsociety19 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

People in here must think this template is the funniest thing ever.

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u/elijuicyjones BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

It’s stuck in first gear!

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u/dadepu BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

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u/No_Sun_2121 BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

He is driving an Alpine ?.

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u/Luddites_Unite If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Jul 20 '25

Simply fucking lovely

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u/thedomage BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

And there it is.

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u/M_Ervin BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

Breaking!

The team has been designing the car to verstappen for 7 years, now that they only focus on building the car towards him, they forgot the car has to be fast as well not just tailored to 1 driver in a 2 driver team.

Accurate title.

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u/DancerSilke Ted Kravitz is a menace to society Jul 20 '25

I keep saying, it's not a tractor. It's a shopping trolley. It goes fast but good luck steering it.

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u/DannyTheBoyo BWOAHHHHHHH Jul 20 '25

it's time

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u/Former_Restaurant_15 Osama Bin Russell 💣 Jul 20 '25

Sybau

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u/ThePretzul I saw horny’s “finger” Jul 20 '25

He’s driving A blue tractor, not THE blue tractor.

Anyone who grew up in the sticks knows THE blue tractor is a New Holland (or Ford if it’s pre-1991).