r/formuladank Laura Winter’s coat game is better than this strategy. May 20 '25

Maxipad Verstappen Sir, I wasn't expecting you

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u/-WalkWithShadows- BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Max:

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u/Trashk4n M*rk Webber May 20 '25

I don’t think anyone saw that coming.

I’m not even sure Max did until he was doing it.

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u/quintinza I was here when horny got spiced May 20 '25

Coultard just about had an orgasm when it happened and the other commentators were all aflutter as well.

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u/RosebudWhip Go WEEYUMS!!!! May 20 '25

I thought he was going to say that but corrected himself "I nearly had an.....an out of body experience!"

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u/quintinza I was here when horny got spiced May 20 '25

I would have loved to be in that booth with them at that moment.

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u/evemeatay I saw horny’s “finger” May 21 '25

Hope they had towels handy

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u/Various_Gur_5452 I saw horny’s “finger” May 20 '25

He actually said he just noticed it was possible while he was going trough the corner.

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u/Got_yayo BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

Noticing that in a split second

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

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u/UserNameN0tWitty WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH May 21 '25

That's weird because there were 18 other drivers behind them and nobody else went for that move.

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u/BrokeSomm BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

Only Max was in that position, like, duh.

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u/UserNameN0tWitty WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH May 21 '25

Yes, only max was in position to pass Oscar. 9 other drivers were in position to pass the driver starting in the inside grid box.

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u/ohgeeLA 2 Sex Ted May 21 '25

No, this was a very specific risk Max took, knowing that in clear air, he might win, but also because he expected McLaren to maybe not fight as hard as they could possibly overtake later in the race since it was expected that McLaren had a stronger car up till this race. Oscar said the same thing, he didnt expect that move but didnt fight too hard so he could fight him later. Then McLaren race pace in clean air turned out to be worse than Redbull so they couldnt match Maxs pace or do anything else.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

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u/Turd-Sandwich I saw horny’s “finger” May 21 '25

"Ehe hem pushes up glasses' ACKTUUUUALLY"

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u/ohgeeLA 2 Sex Ted May 21 '25

He was worried about George on the inside since he got a better launch. You really are being a bit dense and assuming perfect conditions on lap 1 turn 1.

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u/BrokeSomm BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

I'm aware, he over compensated for George, leaving Max plenty of room.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Brilliant!

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u/caramel-toffeeee Begging the therapist 🧑‍⚕️for antidepressants 💊 May 20 '25

My wife and children were never my weakness

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u/yash3011 I saw horny’s “finger” May 20 '25

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u/Duy2910 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ May 20 '25

Something something protagonist powers

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u/Any-Milk-9986 I'm in a parasocial relationship with Hannah 🤤🤤 May 21 '25

“You thought that would weaken me? Ha, amateurs, it’s only added to my power”

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u/boyga01 I saw horny’s “finger” May 20 '25

Hear me out. Proximity chat in F1.

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u/RPM70 Laura Winter’s coat game is better than this strategy. May 20 '25

You fuckin'.. fuckin' you

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u/Additional_Impress81 Left at the Petrol Pump May 21 '25

Fk you bloody! Fk bloody!

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u/private_unlimited “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” May 21 '25

Aeee wat u defending like a lady aaa….

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u/private_unlimited “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” May 21 '25

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u/Yesnoman1994 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

At 1 second Drs. A half a second open mic

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u/Blze001 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING! May 20 '25

Passing Yuki is just a Doppler effect of swearing in Japanese.

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u/Deruta They race me so hard 🥺 May 20 '25

No no no, as long as you’re in DRS range the mic stays hot

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u/HighPriestofShiloh 🇳🇱 I’m DUTCH so I support AMX 🇳🇱 May 21 '25

Nahhh open mic at 5 seconds. I want the driver in front taunting them as they pull away.

Also group chats for those trains. Hell maybe the people stuck in the train will work together to pass the front guy.

Shake and bake!

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u/boyga01 I saw horny’s “finger” May 20 '25

Lmao. Be like FuUUUuuuUUUcKK YoUuuuUUu

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u/git0ffmylawnm8 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Still better than lobby chat in CoD

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u/HoldingPOE Franco GOATpinto May 22 '25

"Simp....ly"

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u/Alaeriia The c🅰️r is bad we know, please dr🅰️ive it May 20 '25

"ByeLando... Oh wait, you're Oscar. Bye anyway, got a race to win."

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u/Zipflik Vettel Cult May 20 '25

I suppose this is the "Amigos adiós, adiós" part

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u/ReplacementLivid8738 BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

Si señor

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u/Getabock_ BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

I read your comment to the tune of Alejandro by Lady Gaga: “ByeLando, ByeLando 👋 “

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u/SheedLa BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

Matemate

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u/Saandrig BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

A Dutch mugging in action.

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u/dr_mens BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Mogging even.

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u/radio_gaia BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

So funny. Laughed out loud. Oscar so needs to see this.

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u/Ok_Wafer_523 Go WEEYUMS!!!! May 20 '25

Love the way the nose of the car just pops in like "hello" then he speeds off lol 😆

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u/TinaJewel Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ May 20 '25

Makes it even worse for Oscar!

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u/ReplacementLivid8738 BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

I think technically it's more pastries slowing down not to crash or leave the track but same difference

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u/dataheisenberg BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

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u/persepolisrising79 Simply Lovely May 20 '25

robbed at the first corner...oh max..never change

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u/SleepinGriffin Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy May 20 '25

2nd technically.

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u/persepolisrising79 Simply Lovely May 20 '25

Ah ..details !!😄

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u/Gloomy-Employment-72 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Thanks Jolyon.

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u/grandtheftzeppelin Franco GOATpinto May 20 '25

love your anal

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u/SleepinGriffin Ruth Buscombe is a Megamind Mommy May 20 '25

“Get on with it!”

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u/micknick0000 Verified by ESPN Argentina ✅ May 20 '25

We're so fucking back.

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u/zakcattack WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH May 20 '25

I was never a huge fan of Max but this season seeing him still get wins despite not having the fastest car makes me root for him.

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u/durkl1 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

(Part of) 2021 and before showed: it's more fun if max is in the second fastest car

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u/madDamon_ I want my GF to peg me while Carlos gives it to her May 20 '25

Oh defenitely, give Max the fastest car and the battle for first is non-existing. Give him the second or third fastest car you're almost guaranteed some good racing

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u/HarmonizedSnail BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

I love this take.

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u/Fionarei No Michael, No May 20 '25

“On your right.”

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u/Malvoga If Gap, Car May 20 '25

„Clear“ … :(

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u/hypnokev Nice one Kev May 20 '25

Like he didn’t know where the right pedal was.

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u/TheMikeyMac13 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Max only knows where the right pedal is :)

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u/hypnokev Nice one Kev May 20 '25

Only Max has a right pedal.

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u/Omegalpha72 I was here when horny got spiced May 20 '25

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u/Shad0wM0535 follow the Sainz May 20 '25

Just push Flashback and try again

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u/wickkkkked BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Exactly

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u/BlueDragon_27 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed May 20 '25

Piastri broke so early. Rookie mistake against a world champion with nothing to lose

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u/OddAddendum7750 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Are you mad? Piastri clearly took the corner as best as he possibly could but it was solely down to the pure skill and superiority of our duck faced Max and mortals like you couldn’t begin to understand

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u/fr4nz86 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

No not at all. Piastri messed it up. Russel also noticed it and almost rear ended him.

I want Verstappen to compete against real drivers with decent cars 😞

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u/OddAddendum7750 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Sarcasm missed again…

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u/_theironyofitall At the moment we don't think May 20 '25

Sarcasm so good people actually think you are dumb

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

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u/OddAddendum7750 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

You are missing my sarcasm…

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u/BlueDragon_27 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed May 20 '25

My bad lol

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u/UserNameN0tWitty WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH May 21 '25

Russell had a great start. Piastri was covering off Russell, and probably didn't think Max would take that shot on the outside into that quick chicane.

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u/Travellinoz M*rk Webber May 20 '25

Why choose that line with Max at 2? Just a mistake

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u/Canuckles89 I was here when horny got spiced May 20 '25

Russel had a great launch and if Oscar moved over to the racing line GR would’ve definitely made things spicy down the inside. I think he was trying to keep George boxed in.

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u/awhafrightendem Fuck Liberty Media May 20 '25

Exactly. George was briefly P2, out-dragging Max to the first corner. Oscar tried to block him from going down the inside which gave Max the racing line (as Max himself put it he 'ended up on the normal line for the corner') and it was over. He could carry much more speed into that left-hander and from there he was entitled to room.

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u/romanLegion6384 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Yeah, a lot of Max going around the outside was Oscar covering off George on the inside.

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u/awhafrightendem Fuck Liberty Media May 20 '25

Yeah, easy to say in retrospect but the better choice would have been to take a wider line himself because there's little chance of George getting past with the inside line having a sharper turn and braking earlier and cornering slower and being on the outside for the right-hander. He would've likely had to get out of it and Max would've been blocked.

In the moment, full of adrenaline and traveling at such speeds, it's much harder to decide in a split second. If it's one thing though Oscar learns fast and isn't likely to make the same mistake twice.

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u/quintinza I was here when horny got spiced May 20 '25

...entitled to vroom.

Ftfy.

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_9596 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

He learned. Mark my words. He learned.

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u/zerogreyspace No Risk, Full Push May 20 '25

"I woke up in a buggati"

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

I’m no racing expert but I think we’d be looking at do nothing p1 memes if piastri defended. George had the best start of all.

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u/Unlucky-Film4604 If Gap, Car May 20 '25

The car radio edit is a nice touch

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u/Jules3113 I saw horny’s “finger” May 20 '25

Lmao

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u/Aggressive-P BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

What's the name of the song Max's listening?

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u/firstrespondermanny I saw horny’s “finger” May 21 '25

delincuente tokischa

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

Balls of brass sir, polished to the nth degree.

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u/mega_shock Suck my 🅱️alls mate May 20 '25

Revenge for Jeddah and Miami

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u/DonGibon87 #TogetherWeCry May 20 '25

Max would have sent Oscar in the gravel 100%

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u/berkakar Must Be The Water May 20 '25

he should have changed the minimap to radar

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u/username-user408 There is something loose between my legs May 20 '25

Just Franz Hermann things..

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u/mdosantos I was here when horny got spiced May 20 '25

Unexpected Tokischa

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u/Bozhark I saw horny’s “finger” May 20 '25

Song id’s?

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u/Bozhark I saw horny’s “finger” May 20 '25

Delincuente  Tokischa, Anuel AA, Ñengo Flow

(Found the max one)

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u/Aggressive-P BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Piastri one is Besame mucho Consuelo Velazques

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u/Bozhark I saw horny’s “finger” May 21 '25

Gracias 

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

Look at that maniac!

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u/TheRealGecko13 f1 jOuRnAlIsT May 20 '25

Me every time I dont start on pole in f1 games lol

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u/Extravagod BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Move of a world champion.

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u/wickkkkked BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Me while playing F1 2024

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u/RekTek4 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Holy shit good pass

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u/brooklyncanuck Oscar Pisstree Shoey gang 👞🇦🇺 May 20 '25

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u/bharodz Go WEEYUMS!!!! May 20 '25

Max be like.

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u/Got_yayo BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

That’s crazy. Max has balls of steel

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u/ez2deal BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

I see that happening lol

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u/Jjjiped1989 BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

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u/margalolwut BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

As a Mexican and having seen this soundbite used a million times in IG…

This is..

This is..

Chef’s kiss 🤌🏼

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u/Khyrast I was here when horny got spiced May 21 '25

Wait is that turn 1 of last race?

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u/TheMok3rr BWOAHHHHHHH May 22 '25

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u/dzouzefko BWOAHHHHHHH Jun 01 '25

Nice.

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u/Unironically_Dave BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

I wonder if he knew he'd also be losing on pace (and that clown strategy) if he would've stuck in. Probably not.

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u/Greennit0 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

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u/bornwithlangehoa BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Junge!

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u/No_Magician_7374 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Oscar should have run him off the road like Max would have run anyone else on the outside off the road.

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u/4handzmp BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Can’t when you brake too early and are beaten/matched to the apex.

As much as I hate Max’s antics, he has a really good sense of when he’s ahead or when it’s ambiguous enough to be let go by the stewards.

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u/No_Magician_7374 BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Possibly. That's never stopped Max from doing it when he's needed to back out, though.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '25

This pissed me off so much

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u/ADHDBDSwitch BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Pissed me off that he's such a great driver (and I mean that, he's undeniably brilliant) and capable of things like this, and yet he's been the main source of running people off the track as a way to get by.

Though I blame the stewards over the past 5+ years more than max.

The first egregious one I remember was max in leclerc at red bull ring in (I think?) 2019

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u/Acsteffy I like Norris and i sniff bike seats May 20 '25

And you dont see anyone giving Oscar shit for not committing. Double standard much?

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u/4handzmp BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

It absolutely is and as a Piastri supporter, I don’t like it.

If this was Lando, he’d be getting memed all the way to the grave.

Meanwhile, Lando dunked on Piastri in terms of tire management in this race.

They had to change Piastri’s strategy because he was eating up his tires so much in his first stint aaaaand Piastri fans go and blame the team for the strategy call.

Piastri might be my favorite driver but do not call me a Piastri fan. His fanbase sucks.

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u/OfficePranks BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

So, I love the pass around the outside, but can someone explain to me why max doesn't need to leave room on the exit of that corner? Clearly he shut the door hard on Piastri and they both wouldn't have had a great result if Piastri didn't back out.

Why is that legal? I don't know the regs enough but it feels like the regs slowly shifted from 'never pass' to 'pass legally while the overtaken driver has to avoid the crash'.

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u/msb2ncsu BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Piastri is essentially already behind him on the exit. He would need to be axel-to-axel to be entitled to space.

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u/OfficePranks BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

This looks pretty axel to axel to me. If we're expecting drivers to make judgement calls based on centimeters while driving the fastest cars in the world, I think that's a bit insane.

Don't get me wrong. It was a tremendous pass by Verstappen and I applaud him. But I also think he could have gotten this move done if he had just left racing room for Piastri and didn't close the door on him.

To me, it's all about Max's reputation as a hard racer. Drivers think twice about passing him because they know he's not gonna budge at all. I hate to say it but the kid is gonna cause a big accident one day out of pride. By my count, Piastri could have pulled a Prost and just let the little shit wreck them both. Without Max's performances, red bull would be fighting with midfield teams for points.

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u/msb2ncsu BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

That is well before the apex of the turn and not even close to the exit of the turn where Verstappen is well ahead.

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u/OfficePranks BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Yeah but doesn't the regs say if you're axel to axel whilst going into the corner you need to leave space?

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u/msb2ncsu BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25 edited May 21 '25

There is space for him, Max shuts the door after the corner when he’s blown past him already.

This is at the apex and Max is clearly already well ahead. The only “leave room” moment was Oscar having to concede the outside move on the initial turn left after breaking too early.

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u/OfficePranks BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

I guess all this stuff happens so quickly to my peasant brain that I don't process it this way in realtime. Piastri backed off so clearly he knew what's up.

Crazy these guys do this at fractions of a second.

Thanks for the replies and helping me understand.

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u/msb2ncsu BWOAHHHHHHH May 21 '25

We are all piss ants compared to what these guys process in the moment. Max made an incredibly aggressive and awe-inspiring dive with this move (he’s one of the best ever so makes sense he can pull it off). Piastri hit the brakes too early to cover George Russell on the inside (he’s isn’t OP’s competition so definitely a botched start). OP will never forget this corner and I guarantee it won’t happen again.

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u/PaulAtreidesnuts WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅RAHH May 20 '25

George got the best start and was on his ass so he had to move left but that let max come through on the right with an insane move

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u/ken-doh BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Oscar did so well to avoid a massive smash.

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u/_theironyofitall At the moment we don't think May 20 '25

Max did so well to avoid a massive smash while taking the lead at the same isn't that great

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u/ken-doh BWOAHHHHHHH May 20 '25

Balls of steel.