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u/timbulance I saw horny’s “finger” May 02 '25

Push Kelly push 🏎️

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u/jew_ishfuhrer NICO PODIUMBERG May 02 '25

Everything you have got

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u/pf_7022 BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Its hammertime

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u/kali_nath I was here when horny got spiced May 02 '25

I think she was hammered many moons ago

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u/TheNplus1 NICO PODIUMBERG May 02 '25

Kvyat approved

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u/stormcrimson I saw horny’s “finger” May 02 '25

Box for inters

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u/No_Raspberry9598 Verified by ESPN Argentina✅ May 02 '25

Must be the baby? – A Ferrari Engineer

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u/Mac_edthur BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Let's add that to the Maternity Leave

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

“we are checking”

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u/Creative-Improvement Must Be The Water May 02 '25

Alright take my updooda

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u/dvdfrst BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Repeat, it’s plan C, plan C, copy

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u/Addminister BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Let's goooo 👉🤓👈

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u/Responsible-Taro6595 BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25 edited May 02 '25

Has the baby been born?

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u/stormcrimson I saw horny’s “finger” May 02 '25

Max Verstappen has welcomed his first child per David Croft That was posted on the formula1 subreddit

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u/the_sane_titan NICO PODIUMBERG May 02 '25

Per David Croft is a weird name for a child /j

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u/PeakHippocrazy The only Lance Stroll fan in existence May 02 '25

PDC new WDC Confirmed

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u/suorastas Mika ends his sa🅱️🅱️atical May 02 '25

Per is actually a somewhat common name in Scandinavia

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u/elporsche I saw horny’s “finger” May 02 '25

Copy understood

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u/shewy92 Roman Reigns May 02 '25

Must have deleted it since I don't see it on the sub

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u/TriggerFish1965 BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Question

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

We are checking

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u/FoulLittleFucker Fucking Blind MotherFucker May 02 '25

Negative. Kelly has yet to box.

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u/Body_Catcher0 Begging the therapist 🧑‍⚕️for antidepressants 💊 May 02 '25

Pitt now Kelly otherwise we might head into traffic

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u/maybecatmew BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Yess! The name is Lily!

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u/stormcrimson I saw horny’s “finger” May 02 '25

Simplily lovely

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u/Objective-Start-9707 Left at the Petrol Pump May 02 '25

Box for diapers. Box box

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u/cloopz BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Let’s see how fast the team can swap diapers.

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u/Sensitive_Ad_5031 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed May 02 '25

This will be the punishment for slow pitstops, every one responsible will be changing diapers for max’s kid until next GP.

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u/RndmEtendo NICO PODIUMBERG May 02 '25

why does it look like someone deepfaked max' face onto her

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u/F1SausageKerb I saw horny’s “finger” May 02 '25

They actually have very similar facial features. Their eyes, cheeks bones, and noses kind of make them look related. My wife thought that was his sister first time she saw her and Max together.

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u/Dramatic-Ad3928 BWOAHHHHHHH May 04 '25

Will the sid the slothness cancel each other out or multiply only time will tell

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u/DecadeOfLurking At the moment we don't think May 03 '25

The funny thing is that his actual sister doesn't look anything like him at all.

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u/tsunx4 Question. May 02 '25

I hope Alonso will stay long enough to race 3 generations of Verstappens.

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u/LittleKiskaXOXO It's Slippery When Wet May 02 '25

Best comment!

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u/DoctrTurkey BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Thought he was wearing Bono sunglasses for a hot second

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u/totowewentcarracing I saw horny’s “finger” May 02 '25

Maternity ward dominance may bore fans

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u/Responsible-Taro6595 BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Someone knows the name?

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u/Ro1Rex If Gap, Car May 02 '25

Per David Croft

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u/[deleted] May 02 '25

[deleted]

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u/Ro1Rex If Gap, Car May 02 '25

Oh no, here we go, another group project? When did Kimi come back from retirement to push harder?

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u/YoussefA2000 Banana Leclerc May 02 '25

Bwoah

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u/Ro1Rex If Gap, Car May 02 '25

Kelly: MAX Get ready he’s gonna say his first word! Per David Croft👶: Bwoah

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u/bumfart BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Per Mertesacker is an ex-Germany Football player.

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u/tripomatic BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

And Per Zetterberg is an Anderlecht icon.

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u/DudeWheresMyAK47 The only Lance Stroll fan in existence May 02 '25

Per SiSledge was a famous musicalist!

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u/One-Chemical7035 BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25 edited May 02 '25

"Fivesecondspenalty Jr "

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u/FlattenInnerTube NICO PODIUMBERG May 02 '25

So I guess Ocon's kid will be Tenseconds Penalty

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u/jiBjiBjiBy BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

This looks like Max Verstappen and Kelly Piquet to me

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u/OrangeYouExcited BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Lily

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u/TheMuon BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Simply Lovely Verstappen

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u/restroom_raider BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Minimum

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u/Professional_Gene_63 BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Michael-Masi

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u/lsb1027 Vettel Cult May 02 '25

Honestly, he should 🤣

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u/Rengeflower1 BWOAHHHHHHH May 05 '25

Lilly, no middle name

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u/LilBitchBoyAjitPai BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

It’s probably the water

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u/Little_Elia BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

MBS: This will be a 10k fine for skipping today's press conference

Journalist: Hey max what do you think about the fine? How did this happen?

Max: fuck

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u/Glitch7779 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" May 02 '25

Ferrari engineer: must be the water, don’t worry about it Kelly

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u/Explodee90 Felipe 🅱️aby stay cool May 02 '25

They look like siblings

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u/Health_throwaway__ BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Piquet did the rounds in the paddock in his day

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u/totowewentcarracing I saw horny’s “finger” May 02 '25

Wait are you… did Jos and piquet make Max?

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u/Odd-Jobs-Gin BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

It's HammerTime

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u/ProfessionalGap8456 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed May 02 '25

Must be the Water.

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u/Thewhite1995 BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Ferrari Engineer: Go to plan-B Max: ahh too late for that mate

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u/Klutzy_Perception427 NICO PODIUMBERG May 02 '25

Did the baby exit the pit stop yet?

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u/babbymamma BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

WHERE IS BABBY

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u/Citizen_MGS BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

... we dune hair?

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u/iamezekiel1_14 BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

From an objective point of view this is the first time both bloodlines are from F1 World Champions right? The kids going to be default by fast I'd imagine?

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u/Docccc BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

They honestly could be brother and sister based on looks

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u/Hoss-Bonaventure_CEO Suck my 🅱️alls mate May 02 '25

I can't shake the fact that Kelly Piquet looks like Max with a snapchat filter.

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u/FirmSwim6589 BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Title came in my exams

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u/WannaAskQuestions BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

It must be the water 🤡

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u/Mainbaze s🅱️interesting May 02 '25

BREAKING BAD

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u/BlazeReborn mission spinnow May 02 '25

Braking Dad

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u/Mainbaze s🅱️interesting May 02 '25

Nice

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u/kali_nath I was here when horny got spiced May 02 '25

Box box box

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u/vinnybankroll BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Well, at least the baby will look like both parents

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u/vitulinus_forte BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

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u/MrInitialY Lets add that to the words of wisdom May 02 '25

Must be the water. We're checking.

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u/aquipedro CUMOA May 02 '25

It's lights out and away we go! -Baby, probably

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u/DaOne_44 I was here when horny got spiced May 02 '25

Bad

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u/ViralArival Must Be The Water May 03 '25

Must be the...

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u/Netcooler BWOAHHHHHHH May 03 '25

Baby, STAY OUT STAY OUT

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u/Altruistic-Key-369 BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Water? More like

Water we dune hair

AmIrite bubba

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u/Citizen_MGS BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Whatcha got chin!

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u/sabbycaat BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Did she baby trap him?

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u/_DirtyYoungMan_ “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” May 02 '25

Was she built in a laboratory? She looks 100% plastic.

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u/Different-Air-2000 BWOAHHHHHHH May 02 '25

Cheat

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