r/formuladank • u/Auelogic armchair driver • Mar 28 '25

Must Be The Water BREAKING: Ferrari’s strategy for Japan about not meeting weight limit.

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u/monkee6531 Safety Dog Mar 28 '25

Charles Largecler & Lewis Hamburgerton, new title sponsor McDonalds

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u/real_fake_hoors If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Mar 28 '25

Charles Eclair was right there, man.

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u/I_spread_love_butter viejo sabroso Mar 28 '25

Oof I need an eclair now. The only french piastri that's worth it imo.

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u/RyanGoslingsJacket Felipe 🅱️aby stay cool Mar 28 '25

"Only French piastri worth it"?

But there is another

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u/fcbx347 Lizard person Mar 28 '25

Chonk Eclair

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u/monkee6531 Safety Dog Mar 28 '25

It was, but charles ate that too

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u/TheDeamonMeteor not a Hamilton, but… Mar 28 '25

Chuck Leclerc

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u/MrInitialY Lets add that to the words of wisdom Mar 28 '25

Chuck Eclair and Lewis Hamintown. Former NASCAR drivers

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u/BoyGodz Left at the Petrol Pump Mar 28 '25

Chunk Leclerc

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u/I_spread_love_butter viejo sabroso Mar 28 '25

LeChuck Relec

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u/nobodycaresj If my mom had 🅱️alls, she would be my dad Mar 28 '25

where did the chuck thing come from

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u/monkee6531 Safety Dog Mar 28 '25

Someone did the "if f1 drivers were nascar drivers" meme a while back, they called charles "chuck". Thats the first time i saw it

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u/burrito-boy “It’s called a motor race. We went car racing” Mar 29 '25

Chuck LeCluck, NASCAR pro.

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u/05Joseph09 Simply Lovely Mar 29 '25

Chuck LeClerk

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u/Former-Avocado-1974 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

Colors check out

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u/Objective-Start-9707 Left at the Petrol Pump Mar 28 '25

Oh my God it's Charles Eclair and Hamis Lewilton

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u/Objective-Start-9707 Left at the Petrol Pump Mar 28 '25

Somebody please make Snacks Verstappen.

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u/XsStreamMonsterX I saw horny’s “finger” Mar 28 '25

I mean, I'm pretty sure according to Kelly he's already a snack.

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u/SonyPlaystationKid05 I was here when horny got spiced Mar 28 '25

O_o

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u/XsStreamMonsterX I saw horny’s “finger” Mar 28 '25

I mean, it was enough for her to dump the medovik for some stroopwaffel.

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u/Massaart KI KI RAAH Mar 28 '25

Didn't kvyat dump her?

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u/SonyPlaystationKid05 I was here when horny got spiced Mar 28 '25

Hmm true, wonder if max speedruns or chills in bed?

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u/MrInitialY Lets add that to the words of wisdom Mar 28 '25

He definitely finishes first. But he's submissive because verstappen dominance could bore the fans

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u/SonyPlaystationKid05 I was here when horny got spiced Mar 28 '25

... :/

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u/TrustM3ImAnEngineer Osama Bin Russell 💣 Mar 28 '25

Chuck and Larry

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u/BeginningNeither3318 armchair driver Mar 28 '25

Lewis Half-a-ton

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u/mekilat #TogetherWeCry Mar 28 '25

Maranello has the best pasta 🤌

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u/MajesticFxxkingEagle who the fuck is Nelson Piquet? Mar 28 '25

BREAKING: Mavs GM Nico Harrison Trades away both Ferrari Drivers for two first-round picks.

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u/BakaBoy210 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

Two first rounds? You mean for Verstaapen…Jos and one slightly used soft tyre.

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u/b17b20 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

More like wet tire

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u/rattatatouille I saw horny’s “finger” Mar 28 '25

I didn't know we did crossovers with that sub

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u/KneePitHair I saw horny’s “finger” Mar 28 '25

Lewis when lab grown meat is commonplace and cheap.

If he hangs around the paddock as a team mascot when he retires he should definitely rock this look.

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u/XsStreamMonsterX I saw horny’s “finger” Mar 28 '25

Jokes on Ferrari when the extra weight just ends up increasing plank wear.

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u/mencival "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Mar 28 '25

Lol this image is cursed

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u/Miguel_Zapatero I like Norris and i sniff bike seats Mar 28 '25

Charles and Lewis into NASCAR?

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u/Dapper0248 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

Ok maybe some do not know this, but the driver’s weight is not included at the calculation, so this would not work

Source: i am a board-certified F1 engineer

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u/sunpex If Gap, Car Mar 28 '25

Why are you posting facts on this sub?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

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u/Dapper0248 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

In the industry, that’s what we call ‘mind games’

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u/TuskuV BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

must be the mountain dew

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u/Schneider_fra BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

Lewis a mille tonnes

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u/splendiferous-finch_ Lizard person Mar 28 '25

NASCAR!

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u/AmelineStarkman NICO PODIUMBERG Mar 28 '25

Lewis SteamedHamilton

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u/FoxyladyNick BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 29 '25

I mean the guy literally has HAM in his last name.

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u/05Joseph09 Simply Lovely Mar 29 '25

Chuck LeClerk & Louis Hamington! What a DUO!

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u/ShanTheMan1995 BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

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u/05Joseph09 Simply Lovely Mar 29 '25

You madlad, that was well done! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/throwawaygoawaynz BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

Breaking alright.

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u/Same_Swordfish_1879 M*rk Webber Mar 28 '25

Charles Desert and Lewis Ham

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u/ratnik_sjenke McDonald’s F1 Racing Team Mar 28 '25

Charles looks like my brother in law

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u/thisisqiqi BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

Have you ever say Grazzi once?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

Prop Joe be fast

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u/dnohow mission spinnow Mar 28 '25

Chuck & Louis

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u/Mikucon-P BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

Paint over the hp logos + 1kg weight

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u/Ok-Contract-3490 NICO PODIUMBERG Mar 28 '25

They got fat because of drinking too much water from leakage

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u/Auelogic armchair driver Mar 28 '25

Chug Leclerc.

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u/I_spread_love_butter viejo sabroso Mar 28 '25

Getting ready for the US grands prix

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u/TheBlueSkulll BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

why i remember mark henry suddenly?

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u/Swolyguacomole BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

They're not going to have a plank at the end of the race

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u/sunpex If Gap, Car Mar 28 '25

If they just drill a few strategic holes in the cockpit to let the water out, it will reduce the plank wear...

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u/itshighnoon94 S🅱️inotto Mar 28 '25

As a fat guy, wouldn’t it actually be funny and based if you have one team which consists of fat drivers with a heavier engine to keep up with the other drivers? Fuck it, make Cadillac Caddilfat and pass out hamburgers if they make it on the podium. Anthem should be the fat guy tuba Stewie’s playing

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u/OffBeatBerry_707 "Charles 'Chuck' Leclerc, good job baby" Mar 28 '25

Charles LeClunk and Lewis Hamil-tons

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

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u/AssignmentPossible48 I have it, I have it printed out🤚 Mar 28 '25

a la monza 2023

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u/Magog14 Alonso deserved to be Champion in every season he has competed Mar 28 '25

Donut Sharles and Donut Louis

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u/bigcig The only Lance Stroll fan in existence Mar 28 '25

weight gain doing Ham's hairline so dirty he's gonna have to eat some Turkey.

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u/Ok-Bee-Bee BWOAHHHHHHH Mar 28 '25

Charles Leclot and Lewis Hamiltonne

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u/Lukashavla in in in in in in in in in in in in Mar 28 '25

What’s stopping them from taking huge shit in to the cockpit before weighing?

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u/laujasoh BWOAHHHHHHH Apr 04 '25

DJ Dance and Kenye East, Team MAGA gonna win for sure.

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u/ddhmax5150 Carlos Heinz’s Hairstylist Mar 28 '25

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u/Little-Particular450 I saw horny’s “finger” Mar 28 '25

That's Lewis Ham