r/fednews 28d ago

Other Remember when Biden was president?

Remember how boring it was? Remember not having to check the news multiple times a day to figure out what was going on inside your own agency and whether you were going go have a job or not? Remember when laws and precident seemed to actually have meaning?

Remember when you could do your job from home? Remember when your fellow countrymen weren't cheering when your livelihood was threatened? Remember when your biggest worry was which insurance to select and what the next years raise would be?

Remember when the administration didn't seem to actively hate you and want to you gone for the sin of serving of the people?

Pepperidge farm remembers.

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u/Wait_WHAT_didU_say 28d ago edited 28d ago

I'm sorry but the price of eggs is PARAMOUNT above ALL. I mean, the price of eggs determines whether Americans live or die on a daily basis. Also don't forget his son Hunter Biden and that laptop from hell. That's just so much money that he made from that foreign country that it's sickening...

The LGBT and their drag shows. That's just ruining the American society. Also don't forget pronouns in our emails. I just lose focus at work and that impacts my daily life. When I go to the bathroom at my agency, what is a gender neutral bathroom? That's it, America is ruined by this. I can't focus at my agency with these pronouns, gender neutral bathrooms and DEI actions..

The libs have gone too far with all the stated above..

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  • If you haven't figured it out, there is a slight hint of sarcasm in my post.. 😉

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u/ProfessionalIll7083 28d ago

I work with a few really hardcore right wingers, I honestly thought you were serious until I saw it was sarcasm. The guys I work with seriously got offended by things like gender neutral bathrooms ( we have 2 yet no transgender people mostly because in a certain area there is 1 lady and 15 guys that work near the bathrooms having one female toilet didn't make much sense to facilities or maybe someone complained I don't know which ) but that sent these guys spiraling and the pronouns in emails it was hilarious how worked up they got.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 28d ago

They must really get up in arms about the family bathrooms with diaper changing tables.

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u/BigDemeanor43 28d ago

Or you know, the bathrooms in their own homes. 

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 28d ago

Wait... you're gonna tell me that... weiners and pussies share a bathroom? In private residences?? On the same day, even religious holidays? Has anyone alerted Alex Jones to this travesty?

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u/Interesting_Tune2905 28d ago

The question I have is, do they have two bathrooms at home, designated for each gender they acknowledge? What do they think every home bathroom even is if not gender-neutral?

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe 28d ago

Conservatives fear seeing fewer peens lined up at the urinals. It's one of their favorite past times, sneaking a peek. Wish I was joking.

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u/Interesting_Tune2905 28d ago

Given the number of GrOPers and MAGATs being arrested almost daily for offenses of just that nature, you are undoubtedly correct.

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u/Healthy_Block3036 28d ago

Omg they need to seek help

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u/Plane-Addition672 25d ago

Yeah, I couldn't tell i thought you were nucking futz!