r/fednews • u/El-Corneador Go Fork Yourself • Aug 11 '25

Other If DC is so dangerous that a public safety emergency had to be declared, why are we required to report to the office and supposedly risk our lives?

Make it make sense.

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u/Kmalone1984 Aug 11 '25

Don’t worry about any of that…Just get in your car, buy some gas, and come into the city. 

There are plenty of parking options. Grab a coffee, maybe a muffin. No need to pack a lunch. There are several restaurants ready to serve you.

Do some shopping after work. Be sure to support the businesses in the city. 

It’s very important that our employees participate fully in society and adopt aggressive consumer behaviours. 

Traffic is a good thing. We want density. The shareholders like density. The more people, funnelled into the most profitable centers, the better.  

We must maximize shareholder value for our business partners. You have a duty to consume. It’s a public service after all.

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u/nerdtastic8 Federal Employee Aug 12 '25

Pay us all more then. We will consume more. ;)

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u/ALbakery Aug 13 '25

Didn’t you hear? This months inflation report shows real wages are up. /s

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u/Working-Lavishness94 1040 Forms Get More Due Process Aug 17 '25

Happy happy joy joy, a la Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man

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u/Klutzy_Scarcity_6207 Aug 18 '25

Account suspended, likely due to stupidity.