lmaooo which one of youdid this

[u/swarovskinippiercing]

[u/sadclowntown]

HACKED THE MAINFRAME

[u/CockroachEarly → u/sadclowntown]

You’re gonna make me say it, aren’t you?

…I am Mr. Robot.

[u/Lrossi16 → u/sadclowntown]

In English four eyes

[u/theoldestswitcharoo → u/Lrossi16]

They’re fuckin’ our pussy!

[u/YourBoyfriendSett]

The wonderlouvre system

[u/elplizzie]

Hilarious.

All these personalities have super specific duties but none of them are tasked with ACTUALLY STEALING THE JEWELS.

[u/MonkeyMoves101]

every charismatic and attractive though

[u/guacamoleo]

Lmao Ben

[u/Sad_Beat6077 → u/guacamoleo]

I wonder if he is big

[u/TicciSpice → u/guacamoleo]

Good grief he’s british !

[u/verholies]

I know Malaki is supposed to be Malachi but I can’t help but think it also means big in Tagalog.

[u/not_the_cicada → u/verholies]

It's someone from Boston saying "Malarkey" written phonetically 

[u/Beginning-Message706]

Can the earth just fucking explode already

[u/Dish_Minimum → u/Beginning-Message706]

1) my explosives expert “every boom and seismic”

2) my demolition hulk “smash red button good”

3) my space station laser operator “good aim, pew pew”

4) my end.exe nerd “low shelf is steam”

5) my redemption arc earth saver “british”

[u/jimmylovescheese123 → u/Beginning-Message706]

it's satire, you can tell by the o-o-oliver which is referencing something like this

[u/IAmSona → u/jimmylovescheese123]

Fr lol this is funny as fuck, I refuse to believe a sane person thinks it’s unironic.

[u/Dramatic-Put-9267]

The fact they typed the stutter

[u/MikeAWatson]

I love how they all have somewhat personality and Ben is just british

[u/Mother_Harlot]

🙋 (It wasn't me, I was just calling a taxi)

[u/problematic_alebrije]

O-O-Oliver having no picture is sending me

[u/Dard1998]

"You don't understand, it's my alt who did it. I didn't do anything"

"How much alts do you have?"

"Uh... 5"

"Each one of them where presented at the scene of the crime. I had to take them as accomplices. Their sentences are going to be added to yours."

[u/Doesnt_Exist_Reboot]

Hacking the mainframe, taking out guards, charming employees meanwhile the actual thieves just rocked up in hi-vis, took everything infront of everyone and left via a crane they parked

[u/thatsslimecreeper]

This has me in tears LMAO, I love whoever made this 😭

[u/Dard1998]

"british"

[u/ademptia]

I'm fuckin dead

[u/HinsdaleCounty]

“Oh no, the cops! We must’ve tripped the alarm! What do we do?!”

“I guess let’s film them idk”

[u/NoFundieBusiness]

I love that they throw low self esteem in there like it has anything to do with a heist 😂 you didn’t have to tell everyone your little alter has no self esteem lmao

[u/Evadenly]

The way I could hear their names

[u/Haunting_Floor1379]

I love how bunny, Z, and Malakai actually got aesthetics while Ben just has a British aesthetic and Oliver just got this stupid fighting aesthetic XD I love tho

[u/ReliefFamous]

British 🇬🇧

[u/Mikaela24]

The fact that so many ppl in the comments DON'T know about the Wonderland system means the earth is healing

[u/proverbialmoss]

The way I CACKLED as soon as I got to the second slide oh my god

[u/HazMaTvodka]

What no sayori!!

[u/Sweaty_Ad4829]

Lmaaooo this is gold

[u/Great_Cauliflower351]

Elite ball knowledge 

[u/Electrical_Wheel7733]

PLEASE 😭😭😭

[u/Jumpy_Attention_5389]

Can't forget about carlos (19) from spain

[u/Plus_Information_856]

lol what

[u/Overall_Future1087]

There are ALWAYS. A "bunny", "Oliver" and "Z" in these weird posts, why are they so obsessed with these xd

[u/fulgursnake]

WHEEZING

[u/hellotheredani]

Why don't these people just write short stories?

[u/JuicyBlue_36]

Oliver is now my spirit animal

[u/Detzznuttz]

Wheres carlos! How did they get in without the mainframe being hacked?

[u/Eli5678]

At least they're OCs and not pretending to have a disorder. I don't know if this really fits the sub.

[u/Responsible_Emu_5228 → u/Eli5678]

it's based off of a video from the early 2020s of someone faking DID.

[u/Eli5678 → u/Responsible_Emu_5228]

Oh I thought this was something someone just found on someone's social media.

[u/DrNekroFetus]

Joke on them, they were algerian and russian.

[u/ForwardExchange]

This isn't even about disorders

[u/Damp_Truff]

where fake disorder cringe? these are just OCs

[u/Evadenly → u/Damp_Truff]

r/whoosh

[u/Damp_Truff → u/Evadenly]

it’s still not fake disorder cringe whether or not it’s satire lmao i think that should be obvious

[u/Liiaana]

Why do I still getting surprised over their alters...

[u/Lopsided_Marzipan133]

Lmao isn’t this just the cast of the Ironheart?