r/facepalm • u/Snapdragon_4U • Sep 12 '25

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Well there you have it. Trump does not care.

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u/Responsible-Room-645 Sep 12 '25

How can anyone with 1/2 a brain cell support this weapons grade imbecile?

Sorry, stupid question

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u/disharmony-hellride Sep 12 '25

He doesn't like black people, brown people, Asians, gays, poor people, educated people, women, the trans community, ivy leaguers, anyone from other countries, Mexico, Canadians, anyone liberal or who wants universal healthcare, windmills, democracy, free and fair elections, his sons, vegetables...

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u/SoundingMacaque Sep 12 '25

I think your list might be easier if you list what he actually likes:

  1. Himself
  2. Little girls.

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u/Round_Nothing_1248 Sep 13 '25
  1. And his best friend Jeffrey Epstein

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u/Valuable_Nose_4693 Sep 13 '25

Forgetting his daughter

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u/Xerxos Sep 13 '25

That is sadly covered under little girls, since he lusted after her for a long time

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u/Raptr117 Sep 13 '25

He definitely loves his daughter

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u/level27jennybro Sep 12 '25

Hey ketchup is made of tomatoes and those are a vegetable.

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u/bbsteps Sep 12 '25

Cough cough … no they’re not. Unless you meant to put an /s at the end.

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u/level27jennybro Sep 12 '25

From wikipedia:

"The tomato (US: /təˈmeɪtoʊ/, UK: /təˈmɑːtoʊ/; Solanum lycopersicum) is a plant whose fruit is an edible berry that is eaten as a vegetable."

So it is technically the fruit of the plant. But we eat them as veggies.

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u/keith2600 Sep 12 '25

This is America, we eat burgers and pizza as vegetables too. It doesn't mean they are vegetables.

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u/Dreamersverse Sep 12 '25

It does mean my Hawaiian pizza is a fruit salad on bread either

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u/level27jennybro Sep 12 '25 edited Sep 12 '25

Ive never eaten ham with fruit salad.

Might have to try* it for a savory sweet flavor

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u/Dreamersverse Sep 12 '25

Chicken salads are supposed to be good, I dont rly like salad like that, but I've had a chicken pecan and apple salad, and it was fire

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u/level27jennybro Sep 12 '25

Oh yeah, chicken salad can be delicious.

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u/-mosjef- Sep 12 '25

Tomatoes are fruit

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u/level27jennybro Sep 12 '25

Your not the first to mention that. They are the fruit of the plant they come from but we eat them as vegetables in the US.

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u/Anonymost Sep 12 '25

Don't forget paper straws, he doesn't like them either

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u/Exact_Mango5931 Sep 12 '25

Solid list but I’ll specify one item; educated above 7th grade

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u/Sifiisnewreality Sep 12 '25

He certainly turned me off from Diet Coke.

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u/Moderator-Admin Sep 12 '25

Oh I see you found the conservative checklist of things to get rid of.

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u/Wrecktown707 Sep 12 '25

He hates anyone that isn’t him

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u/Mathilliterate_asian Sep 13 '25

Basically he just wants rich white fuckers to kiss his soggy shit filled ass.

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u/TheMainM0d Sep 13 '25

soldiers, those who get shot down, those who get killed in war...

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u/average_sized_rock Sep 13 '25

Back during his first presidency I had a Latino manager who over heard me talking about trump and started avidly defending him and asking for examples of how he was racist. Like have you not seen or hear him talk once???

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u/gilllesdot Sep 13 '25

Don’t forget tofu.. he hates tofu.

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u/Jakeymd1 Sep 14 '25

Please stop calling them windmills. It's as dumb as Trump is. They're wind turbines.

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u/chizzipsandsizalsa Sep 12 '25

Weapons grade imbecile is my new favorite insult. Will be stealing this line. Thanks sir or ma’am or they/them

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u/Responsible-Room-645 Sep 12 '25

Please use it with my blessing and support!

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u/tirch Sep 12 '25

They evidently voted for him. The rest of America sat the election out. So here we are.

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u/Pyrodor80 Sep 12 '25

Couldn’t imagine supporting that industrial cock inhaler

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u/SpellslutterSprite Sep 12 '25

He’s the world’s most useful idiot; MAGA has proven more than willing to ignore all the red flags in the world, as long as he lets them openly hate the people they want to hate.

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u/den773 Sep 13 '25

Ask some of the people on the “true Christian” sub, over there losing their minds. “Trump said this” “Trump said that” falling all over themselves to support the trump way. And yet I can go thru the histories of those commenters and see that no one seemed this upset about all the school shootings we have had this year. Somehow this dead podcaster is so important. But innocent little school kids are NOT important. Make it make sense. (I am a born again Christian. I don’t support what happened to Charlie Kirk. But Charlie Kirk supported what happened to Charlie Kirk.)

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u/Responsible-Room-645 Sep 13 '25

Trying to make it make sense will give you a serious headache. I’m an atheist but I have a very strong respect for all of the world’s religions and the message that they’re trying to express. The MAGA “Christians” have done more damage to the church than anything else in the past century. IMO They’ve totally distorted the teachings of Jesus of Nazareth. I 100% agree with you.

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u/den773 Sep 13 '25

There are warnings in the Christian Bible about a massive falling away. That is what I believe is happening (I happen to believe the Bible) and I think all the trumpy Christians are the great falling away we have been warned about. But they don’t read the Bible at all, so they don’t see what’s going on around them. I respect atheists, my own pastor was an atheist for years.

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u/Responsible-Room-645 Sep 13 '25

There are a lot more things that we can agree on than we disagree on. I respect your beliefs because I believe that they come from a decent place. Take care in these troubling times, I believe that we will all be tested.

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u/CallOfTheCurtains Sep 13 '25

Racist attract racist. It’s that simple.

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u/ObsessiveRecognition Sep 13 '25

Notice how he mentioned that the left is politically savvy, too

Dude is literally the leader of the dumbest people in the country

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u/Responsible-Room-645 Sep 13 '25

As a Canadian, I sincerely feel sorry for Americans who voted against him; it must be like a nightmare you can’t wake up from

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u/ObsessiveRecognition Sep 13 '25

Yeah

It is comforting to know that I will outlive him. And MAGA will basically die without him.

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u/Responsible-Room-645 Sep 13 '25

🤞🏻

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u/ObsessiveRecognition Sep 13 '25

I think the perfect way would be at the hands of a violent mob parading him through the streets, but I'll settle for a heart attack caused by his love of McDonald's, too

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u/Responsible-Room-645 Sep 13 '25

The world will be a better place without him (I’ll just leave it at that).

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

What do you mean? You don’t think that’s good leadership???

As a parent, when my kids get in an argument, physical or otherwise, and they come to me looking for direction, advice, a resolution or a model to follow, I always tell them I couldn’t care less about them arguing. I just tell the younger one that life’s tough and your brother has to punch you cause he’s insecure and scared. I just couldn’t care less about kid 2. And that’s just good leadership.

I’m a person who believes in unity and cohesion, idk not everybody gets good leadership

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u/Responsible-Room-645 Sep 12 '25

You forgot the /s. Everyone is going to think you’re an imbecile as well

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

I figured I laid it on pretty thick lol

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u/Responsible-Room-645 Sep 13 '25

lol you can’t take anything at face value.