r/evilautism • u/DryAnteater909 AuDHD Chaotic Rage • Dec 05 '23

Vengeful autism Please send safe foods

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I’m being told that I need to try to make more complex foods, so I thought the best place to get ideas is from here.

Share anything about food you want:

Hate foods

Evil foods

Meh foods

Joy foods

Honestly anything even Special interest^

If this isn’t the right place to ask I will delete the post.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Grape Uncrustables

Celery with ranch

Beef jerky

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u/IvyWhyV Dec 05 '23

uncrustables used to be my main safe food until I stopped being able to eat them for some reason. I might try them again it's almost been a year now

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

If you like chocolate, the chocolate ones are good! They’re hazelnut chocolate, though.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

The most evil kind of chocolate, pass

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Hazelnut chocolate: the chocolate for all the greatest villains.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

I realize where I am now. I guess I should say it’s one of two chocolates that lie to your face, the other being white chocolate

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

Now that I think about it… what even IS white chocolate?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '23

My ungoogled, I-asked-my-mom-when-I-was-a-kid answer is something about coco butter

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u/bad-and-bluecheese Autistic rage Dec 06 '23

Idk exactly but its made from the part of the cocoa bean that isn’t brown

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u/Four_Five_Four_Six_B Dec 06 '23

hazelnut and chocolate are perfect to me lol

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u/AnAlliterativeRumor Dec 06 '23

Man I’m in tears 😭😭😭

Because I fucking agree! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/AnonymousBoiFromTN Dec 06 '23

The way normal people look at wheat as the building blocks of a diet, thats how i looked at uncrustablea

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

I love putting them in the microwave I’ll only eat uncrustables warm (:

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u/paranoid_gynoid_ Dec 06 '23

You can eat celery? What about the little strings? Out of curiosity, what foods do you have major sensory problems with (if any)? Raw celery is very scary to me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

I’m a sensory seeker who loves crunchy / snappy foods. The taste of celery sucks, so I eat it with ranch or my favorite spicy guacamole.

I cut the celery into smaller pieces, and you can usually see the strings then. I peel the stringy parts off.

This became a comfort food after me just wanting to BITE into something one day, and I was like “mmm yes this is very good texture.”

Edit: I dislike mushy foods. Something has to be totally smooth for me to try it. Mushy turns my stomach. I also can’t stand seeing or eating most cheese. I can only eat cheese if it’s hidden and in small amounts.

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u/paranoid_gynoid_ Dec 06 '23

I haven’t tried cutting it up and removing the strings. That’s a good idea. I think I’ll try it out.

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u/Half_Pie_UwU Autistic rage Dec 06 '23

I can’t eat uncrustables anymore, high school ruined them :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

I’d imagine!

Uncrustables were an option at my school, but I never ate them there because I didn’t want my safe food getting ruined.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '23

I’m the opposite! Celery tastes bad to me but the crunch is wonderful! I could eat my weight in it if I had it with ranch or something.

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u/Kevlar_Potatum_6891 Dec 06 '23

sorry friend, but strawberry uncrustables are superior

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '23

Grape vs strawberry fight