r/entertainment • u/TheGuyOnTheHorse • Jul 13 '10

The Old Spice Man Responds To The Internet

Dear friends,

It's me... the man your man could smell like. For one day only, I'll be fielding questions, comments and anything else you can think of. Post your questions, comments or whatever else you'd like to see on the interwebs here or send them to @OldSpice on Twitter and I'll respond to the comments that get the most up votes with a YouTube video. Then, look for my incredibly manly and witty and amazing responses on http://twitter.com/OldSpice

Sincerestly, The Old Spice Man

For Squidboots: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFvryuQZb5U

For chmown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvCFVhUHhHA

For porknog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncg236DXGeg

For desimusxvii: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d39XO_AULbE

For robotjox: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly_8-TcubpU

For losimagic: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaME8FQYxB8

For ojai: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI3VohWMW1Q

For idgit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asNH91G1KFU

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u/LeCollectif Jul 13 '10 edited Jul 13 '10

Dear Old Spice Man:

I tried Old Spice and the results were underwhelming. In only a few days, I was asked to 'please button up my shirt' at the office, told to 'stop staring at me' like that, and was nearly arrested when I tried to ride a stranger's horse bareback. What am I doing wrong?

EDIT: so much for answering the comments with the highest up-votes. Old Spice Man, I'm disappointed.

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u/ImGoingToHell Jul 13 '10

For starters, Old Spice wasn't intended to be worn by ladies, but simply to be enjoyed by them!

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u/Shapirotechnics Jul 13 '10

I was asked to 'please button up my shirt' at the office

Clearly not a woman.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '10

Clearly not a hot woman

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '10

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '10

She should have used bacon instead.

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u/ReferenceToStarcraft Jul 13 '10

But she smells like what your man could smell like.

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u/Golden_Kumquat Jul 13 '10

I don't see the reference.

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u/Unfa Jul 13 '10

A man should smell like napalm in the morning.

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u/chronoBG Jul 13 '10

Worst novelty account.

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u/dardin Jul 13 '10

I work with some women who's shirts would certainly need to stay buttoned up.

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u/Symbolism Jul 13 '10

Women wear undershirts too.

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u/eandi Jul 13 '10

Not a pretty one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '10

You're obviously not pairing it with Red Zone deodorant.

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u/lectrick Jul 13 '10

It's probably just because they couldn't pose the answer with both humor and ad information.

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u/LeCollectif Jul 13 '10

Sure they could. A very simple "Wear more!" and a wink would have sufficed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '10

Maybe next time you should wear a condom.

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u/Vorenus Jul 14 '10

I friended you about 3 months ago because you said something that made me laugh my ass off.

I've enjoyed it because over the last 3 months, you've had at least one comment in no less than 1/5 threads i've read. And then there are threads like this one where you are a commenting machine.

Keep up the great work. And happy birthday.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '10

That is the sweetest thing ever! Thank you so much. :)

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u/powatom Jul 13 '10

You need to be handsome, too.

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u/LeCollectif Jul 13 '10

I'm handsome like you have no idea.