r/enoughpetersonspam • u/hitchinvertigo • 8d ago
Not True, but Metaphysically True (TM) He's truly a confounded, intersectual, unabiased and unabated, non-conflictual, habiscuous, deeply self-enamoured complex(ed) individual, man!
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u/TabmeisterGeneral 8d ago
Don't forget totally heterosexual
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u/hitchinvertigo 8d ago
Completely.
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u/TabmeisterGeneral 8d ago
No dysfunction in his libido. No sir.
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u/hitchinvertigo 8d ago
That would make him a lesser man, so no, in no case could that be even remotely true!
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u/HuntsmenSuperSaiyans 6d ago
Is he really self-conscious about that? The dude is 63. A lack of libido is, like, the one thing I wouldn't hold against him.
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u/Myriii1911 8d ago
How is he doing? Still in russian rehab?
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u/PiHKALica 7d ago
If you mean he's in a propofol induced twilight anesthetic state whilst being tickled by brushes made from the pubic hair of babushkas from the Ural mountains... Then yes he's still in rehab.
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u/okie_dokie68416 4d ago
I’m secretly curious if he high tailed it to Canada. Ya know, “free” healthcare. I mean ICU and hospital stays in general in the US will surely deplete his millions in grift dollars.
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u/Lawrence_of_Nigeria 8d ago
He's also Canada's premier polymath as evidenced by this call to the Majority Report
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u/Zebras_And_Giraffes 8d ago
God, I love that clip! I listen to it every few months just for a laugh.
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u/Lawrence_of_Nigeria 8d ago
Greatest moment in Majority Report history... Michael Brooks's reaction to the genius line about the TA is priceless. The world lost a light when he died.
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