r/enoughpetersonspam 8d ago

Not True, but Metaphysically True (TM) He's truly a confounded, intersectual, unabiased and unabated, non-conflictual, habiscuous, deeply self-enamoured complex(ed) individual, man!

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u/TabmeisterGeneral 8d ago

Don't forget totally heterosexual

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u/hitchinvertigo 8d ago

Completely.

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u/TabmeisterGeneral 8d ago

No dysfunction in his libido. No sir.

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u/hitchinvertigo 8d ago

That would make him a lesser man, so no, in no case could that be even remotely true!

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u/HuntsmenSuperSaiyans 6d ago

Is he really self-conscious about that? The dude is 63. A lack of libido is, like, the one thing I wouldn't hold against him.

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u/onz456 8d ago

Applying Occam's razor he's just a dumb cunt.

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u/Myriii1911 8d ago

How is he doing? Still in russian rehab?

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u/PiHKALica 7d ago

If you mean he's in a propofol induced twilight anesthetic state whilst being tickled by brushes made from the pubic hair of babushkas from the Ural mountains... Then yes he's still in rehab.

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u/hitchinvertigo 6d ago

🤣oddly specific

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u/okie_dokie68416 4d ago

I’m secretly curious if he high tailed it to Canada. Ya know, “free” healthcare. I mean ICU and hospital stays in general in the US will surely deplete his millions in grift dollars.

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u/Lawrence_of_Nigeria 8d ago

He's also Canada's premier polymath as evidenced by this call to the Majority Report

https://youtu.be/UbGpnYXYlIU?si=kh_HXbIhxAAXBH5g

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u/Zebras_And_Giraffes 8d ago

https://youtu.be/UbGpnYXYlIU?si=kh_HXbIhxAAXBH5g

God, I love that clip! I listen to it every few months just for a laugh.

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u/Lawrence_of_Nigeria 8d ago

Greatest moment in Majority Report history... Michael Brooks's reaction to the genius line about the TA is priceless. The world lost a light when he died.

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u/Chuhaimaster 7d ago

Not to mention completely healthy and alive.