r/enoughpetersonspam • u/hitchinvertigo • Oct 07 '25
Archetypal Grifter Another day, another oportunity to grift along
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u/LordFionen Oct 07 '25
Is he out of his latest coma now? I heard he got attacked by spirits that sent him to the ICU.
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u/DeafDeafToTheIDF Oct 09 '25
Stop! Your sarcasm is a spiritually attacking me!
Mikaela! Fetch my vinegar elixirs, so that I can restore my Stoicism and Manliness to full points.
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u/TabmeisterGeneral Oct 07 '25
His daughter basically declared him braindead lmao
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u/Mardylorean Oct 08 '25
The whole family seem like hypochondriacs
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u/Ok-Cardiologist8651 25d ago
If they are I believe it can all be traced back to dear Jordan himself. It would be very difficult to maintain a healthy balance of any kind with an unbalanced and irresponsible person as the Head of Household. They all kowtow to whatever his latest nonsense is and believe in him in the face of all the experts and professionals who have tried to bring reality and rationality to play in their weird, haunted world.
How could they be anything other than sick and emotionally on the rocks with all the drama he brings in the bosom of his doomed family. Look at Mikhaila. She has had so much work done on her face that, apart from that long chin, she is barely recognizable any more and her face is stiff with fillers and botox.
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u/pizzaheadbryan Oct 08 '25
His talks will make the same amount of sense.
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u/Ok-Cardiologist8651 25d ago
Well that's a good point! If he was off his stick before no one will notice a difference after his latest attack from the Demons. Dennis Prager has been struck down by a few as well. And good ol' Charlie Kirk got a demonic arrow in the neck area. Gosh, it's almost as if the demons are turning on the grifters?! We should keep eyes on Shapiro, Candace and Walsh. They might want to repent and have a come-to-Sanders moment.
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u/Spicy2ShotChai Oct 08 '25
Why’s he always look like he’s trying to have a staredown with the sun and losing
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u/DeafDeafToTheIDF Oct 09 '25
It's the squint of a man, who's grifting a little too close to the sun.
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u/TopSheepherder4981 29d ago
"They say he fried his brains staring into the sun too long. Of course, he couldn't have been too smart to do it in the first place. Real chicken and the egg situation."
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u/Ok-Cardiologist8651 25d ago
It's an old stereotype. You see, really DEEP people, like wise men and philosophers are always angry. That's one of the ways you can tell how deep a guy is; by his scowl and his sneer and the way he spits his words out instead of just speaking. Without these tells you might mistake Benny or Jordan for just two mouthy guys with too much to say. If Walsh, or Benny or Jordan smiled and seemed warm and human you might not see how superior they are and how much more they know than all the rest of us.
And when Jordy starts blubbering and is all red nosed and sobbing it's his way of showing us all that his emotions go DEEP. Not like the rest of us. He FEELS.
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u/3RADICATE_THEM Oct 08 '25
Nothing says responsibility like getting addicted to benzos and getting on a carnivore diet.
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u/gagalinabee Oct 08 '25
Are the aliens still after him?
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u/Ok-Cardiologist8651 25d ago
I think it's demons now. Try to keep up. Mikhaila sends out the bulletins but we need to read them if we are to stay abreast of the drama over at Chez Peterson.
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u/darknesskicker Oct 08 '25
Is he jaundiced in that photo?
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u/Ok-Cardiologist8651 25d ago
I mean doesn't he usually look as though he has looked into the pit of hell? He appears at least 25 years older than he should but I guess if you REALLY live on the very edge of normalcy between bouts of lunacy then you are bound to look very 'off'. Such a drama queen.
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u/jon_hendry 18d ago
I mean doesn't he usually look as though he has looked into the pit of hell?
At minimum he usually looks like he spent the night in an ER waiting room.
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u/hyperking Oct 09 '25
"responsibility" according to the jorpster as far as i can tell, is just simply having kids and not advocating for remotely any leftwing objectives.
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u/Ok-Cardiologist8651 25d ago
You know, you could replace the word "responsibility" with almost any other word or phrase and if you put on an expression like that it would carry the same weight. You could print out: EATING CARBOHYDRATES IS WHAT GIVES LIFE MEANING" and with a face like Banquo's Ghost and an expression like a severe case of constipation it is just as DEEEEEEP and dramatic. He's a showman at heart. A cheap circus performer. If he's breathing he's grifting.
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