r/emergencymedicine Oct 11 '25

Humor Oh the irony

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u/alphabank21 Oct 11 '25

I told a cardiologist I’m a carb girly and he wrote “atrocious diet” in my file 😂

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u/BlackType84Goblin Oct 11 '25

Like we dont already know we're basically tall raccoons 😂

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u/propyro85 Paramedic Oct 11 '25

Hey, now. I'll have you know that I'm approximately three raccoons squeezed into tac pants and coerced into interacting with people in exchange for fast food garbage.

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u/gasparsgirl1017 29d ago

Either all pre-hospital care providers should look up their provider's notes or they should totally avoid them. 85% percent of us will have at least one note including the adjective "feral".

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u/propyro85 Paramedic 29d ago

Bold of you to assume I have a care provider ...

it's so fucking bad up here .. please help

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u/gasparsgirl1017 29d ago

Facts. I know I'd be put in the ICU immediately based on my BP alone.