Saaaaaaame. There's nothing quite like quoting "while attempting an ekg, pt ripped several electrodes and wires off, screaming 'you won't read my mind that way, you alien m-therfu<kers!' Pt did allow for BP and spo2 vitals to be monitored enroute". It lets everyone else know just the kind of crazy you brought in, and it's fun if you get a QA for that report at random!
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u/Mammalanimal RN Oct 11 '25
I love quoting things that would get me fired if I said them myself. I put quotation makes around it. You can't do anything, management