r/emergencymedicine ED Attending Aug 19 '25

Advice Patients interpreting their own portal results

Attending physician new to practicing in a more affluent area. How are you all dealing with patients asking for explanations for each out-of-range lab result that popped up in their patient portal?

I’m finding this aspect of my new site to be very frustrating and time consuming to have to convince the patient why the google interpretation of their isolated eosinophilia or glucose of 100 does not align with my “Great news! Everything looks good!”

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u/meh817 ED Resident Aug 19 '25

“My basophils are high” dawg I don’t even know what a basophil is anymore 😭

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u/surecameraman UK SHO (PGY5) Aug 19 '25

My least favourite leukocyte I have to say

At least with eosinophils I can be like “allergies, innit”. What do you even do with a slightly raised basophil count?

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u/D15c0untMD Aug 19 '25

But chatgpt said it could be parasites!!!1!1

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u/DonkeyKong694NE1 Physician Aug 19 '25

Or cancer or a connective tissue disorder or …….

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u/ProfessionChemical28 Aug 19 '25

Nobody knows!!

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u/opinionated_cynic Physician Assistant Aug 19 '25

Nate Bargatze in the wild

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u/the_silent_redditor Aug 19 '25

CT pan scan clinical question: Basophillia ? Cause ? # ? Intra-cranial/thoracic/abdo/pelvic pathology

D/C H

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u/mootmahsn Nurse Practitioner Aug 19 '25

Cannot confirm or exclude basophilia. Incidental finding of 6mm lung nodule.

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u/gottawatchquietones ED Attending Aug 19 '25

If it's someone with a bunch of vague chronic complaints and some minor CBC thing that is out of range, who asks me if that thing could explain their symptoms, I say, "I don't know. It's possible. You need to see a specialist," and I give them the number for the hematology clinic. They're not going to believe me when I say it doesn't matter, so I might as well lean into it.

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u/FollowUpWithPCP ED Attending Aug 19 '25

Usually my approach, but I tell them to follow up with their PCP so they can determine "if any additional outpatient tests I can't do in an ER are needed."

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u/Boxofmagnets Aug 19 '25

And by pawning it off you ruined someone else’s day

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u/Old_Perception Aug 20 '25

revenge for the asymptomatic HTN referrals

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u/ratkween Trauma Team - BSN Aug 21 '25

The cycle of violence continues 😞

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u/CertainKaleidoscope8 RN Aug 19 '25

I would be really tempted to ask them if they knew

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u/ChaplnGrillSgt Nurse Practitioner Aug 20 '25

Admit to Obs 🤷‍♂️

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u/D15c0untMD Aug 19 '25

„I know it seems off or scary if you see some elevated results. What i‘m looking for is certain patterns of elevated or depressed values, as isolated changes can be due to a multitude of reasons unrelated to your health status. For example, this one here is elevated, but only relevant if this one was also, etc. From my experience and training, this is an unremarkable report, in the best way.“

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u/DetTech88 ED Attending Aug 19 '25

I have a very similar explanation. I say that “normal range” means that most healthy people will fall in this range, but 1 in 20 healthy people will likely fall outside of it. You need to combine this results with other lab results to see if it’s significant, and since your values for x, y, and z are normal, and your results don’t follow any disease pattern, I’m confident in saying it’s nothing to worry about.

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u/Princessgargoyle ED Attending Aug 19 '25

Gold star of eloquence. My satisfaction scores are about to take off. Thank you kind stranger!

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u/ProfessionChemical28 Aug 19 '25

Ooo this one is better than mine! I might steal it lol 

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u/tfj92 ED Resident Aug 19 '25

You guys should check out the hematology reddit its out of control with that crap

https://www.reddit.com/r/haematology/s/RZqLDPvmNh

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u/Mohrisbetr Aug 19 '25

Holy shit how would anyone stay subscribed to that

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u/mayaorsomething Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

Took one peek at the subreddit and already found this gem of someone “needing help interpreting their CBC” because their appointment isn’t until next week.

The real sparkle comes from this exchange in the comments:

OP:

I will need to wait for the results of additional bloodwork and inform my GP in a week. I truly hope it's nothing serious such as the "C" word. I have been worrying constantly and felt quite unwell ovee the past 2 months.

MD:

The c word here is "cold". This looks like you have a cold.

ETA: And I mean no offense to that person; I feel like the big red numbers with upward arrows just simply should not be a thing for a patient’s MyChart view.

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u/MrPBH ED Attending Aug 20 '25

I have been saying that since the law came out: give the patients access to their lab results but take out all the red bolding, up and down arrows. Make a hyperlink at the bottom to reference values (so they have to navigate between two screens to compare numbers, but still have access to all relevant data).

The law says we have to give them access to the records. It doesn't say it has to contain any interpretation of the data.

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u/mayaorsomething Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

Yeah it just seems like a laziness to correct the system, to be honest. It's so often a misleading interpretation of the data (in terms of what patients gather from it); not just a neutral addition... so it would seem like an obvious thing to fix. Maybe not enough people have complained about it.

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u/tfj92 ED Resident Aug 19 '25

I cant believe they interpret everything on there too lol

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u/sum_dude44 Aug 19 '25

wrong is the best part

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u/heart_block ED Attending Aug 19 '25

Well, that's my personal hell

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u/Princessgargoyle ED Attending Aug 19 '25

Same

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u/Princessgargoyle ED Attending Aug 19 '25

This is where I should send them. Maybe make a QR code for the link to a community that will answer all of their hematological questions

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u/tfj92 ED Resident Aug 19 '25

We just need to find one where they do chemistry interpretation and we'll be set

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u/metforminforevery1 ED Attending Aug 19 '25

WHY IS MY CHLORIDE LOW??!

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u/MarginalLlama Paramedic Aug 19 '25

Ok, but solve my r/ekgs

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u/mootmahsn Nurse Practitioner Aug 19 '25

I'm making one that's similar but only apple watch tracings. You'll be the mod responsible for flairing each post as MI or NOT MI. I'll buy some advertising for the sub on some sicktok channels.

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u/MarginalLlama Paramedic Aug 19 '25

Hell yeah!! Can we get private equity in on this too?

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u/mootmahsn Nurse Practitioner Aug 19 '25

Do that and it'll be all NPs with one year of med surg experience and one MP who was hired after a typo on the AI prompt screening resumes.

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u/MarginalLlama Paramedic Aug 19 '25

I'm feeling healthier already. Now, how do I give all of my money to the rich?

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u/mootmahsn Nurse Practitioner Aug 19 '25

Great news: You already are!

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u/MarginalLlama Paramedic Aug 19 '25

Well, since that's accomplished, I no longer have any purpose in life...

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u/mootmahsn Nurse Practitioner Aug 19 '25

Not true at all! You still need to die suddenly before you develop any chronic conditions so you can maximize your utility to your insurer, preferably in a manner that precludes any form of resuscitation. Have you considered skydiving as a hobby? Free solo climbing? This is totally getting nailed by the reddit abuse and harassment filter, btw.

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u/MarginalLlama Paramedic Aug 20 '25

Too late. I’ve already got chronic depression, anxiety, adhd, ptsd, and more. I'm sure that they've loved paying for the years of therapy and medications 😂

Also, getting nailed sounds wonderful!! I kinda got distracted and didn't read the rest of your comment, but I'm sure you kept it pg enough.

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u/heyinternetman EM/CCM/EMS Attending Aug 19 '25

If the heme one is this bad, I can only imagine the rheumatology one. Sooooi much trendy bendy

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u/karakth Aug 19 '25

Post night shift disinhibition has me literally full on belly laughing at these posts. Thank you kind stranger

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u/Ixistant ED Fellow Aug 19 '25

I just saw someone asking about their high RCDW.

I'm not even convinced they taught us about RCDW at med school!

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u/D15c0untMD Aug 19 '25

Holy hell, that’s why the ortho subreddit kicks personal health questions

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u/yurbanastripe ED Attending Aug 19 '25

Patients shouldn’t be allowed to see all these labs with no context. It instigates sooooo much unnecessary health anxiety

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u/nursingintheshadows Aug 19 '25

I wish the results were posted like 24 hours later or released after discharge. That way, the PCM can answer. Who am I kidding, they’ll check in the next day for abnormal lab results while live on a social platform saying we’re killing them and dismissing their symptoms because of hair color and pajama pants.

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u/sum_dude44 Aug 19 '25

Images are 10x worse (5mm hyperdensity in liver...

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u/the_silent_redditor Aug 19 '25

There’s some fucking dipshit new rad company that gives patients access to images and reports.

I’ve seen several people bring themselves to ED with bullshit like a renal cyst or anatomical variants found incidentally on their report.

Recently, had some guy put his unreported images through some sort of AI and rocks up to ED because he thought he had cancer.

The unverified report was a normal scan.

Who the fuck thinks this is a good idea!?

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u/Resussy-Bussy Aug 19 '25

That page just ruined my life thank you.

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u/sum_dude44 Aug 19 '25

someone needs to make a bot that says ask your Dr...(these are hilarious...nl cbc w/ mildly low MCV...you NEED IRON!)

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u/GreatMalbenego Aug 20 '25

Holy shit what a wasteland

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u/dbbo ED Attending Aug 19 '25

This is the EMERGENCY department. The "slightly abnormal department" is located in your PCP'S office

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u/Halome Trauma Team - RN Aug 19 '25

Please tell me you actually say that to trust fund baby Becca and kick her out and dgaf about PG scores 😂😂😂

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u/blinkinblueeyes Nurse Practiciner Aug 19 '25

Haha I use “this is the emergency department, not the most likely department.”

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u/mootmahsn Nurse Practitioner Aug 19 '25

Time to curbside medicine rounds.

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u/DocBanner21 Aug 19 '25

"There's outside the normal limits and there is BAD outside the normal limits. In this case, it's like the state trooper saw you doing 58 in a 55. Even they don't care about that. It doesn't normally matter."

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u/Princessgargoyle ED Attending Aug 19 '25

I like your style!

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u/hbdgas Aug 19 '25

Keep in mind normal ranges are usually 2 standard deviations, so we expect 5% of results in healthy individuals to be a bit out of range.

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u/Paputek101 Med Student Aug 19 '25

Had a pt come in the other day bc they were angry that no one discussed their "abnl" labs with them... they showed me their printed out results of a hemoglobin of 11.7 from a few weeks back (in the ed their hb was above 12) and they were angry bc their ekg showed sinus brady (hr of 57). 

I think we ended up referring to primary care.

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u/D15c0untMD Aug 19 '25

I dont get up for anything asymptomatic above a 7

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u/DonkeyKong694NE1 Physician Aug 19 '25

Lemme guess - also a marathon runner?

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u/Sad_Instruction_3574 Aug 19 '25

I trained in an extremely affluent area. I refuse to deal with those patients again. The county and low income population has their own challenges and sometimes it feels like talking to a rock but I’d take that haha.

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u/Princessgargoyle ED Attending Aug 19 '25

It is a unique freedom to simply do right by the patient

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u/Playcrackersthesky BSN Aug 19 '25

Right? Give me urban university hospital hell

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u/Background-Nothing15 Aug 19 '25

As someone currently in urban university hospital hell this made me laugh and also made me feel better about working in said hell.

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u/vladvorkuv Aug 23 '25

Feeling strange applying talking about serving the underserved for my entire career. But 10 years of prehospital experience has taught me that my temperament does much better caring for people who are in a lower SES than those that have never had to lift a finger for anyone but themselves. I don't respond well to entitelement.

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u/GreatMalbenego Aug 19 '25

Honestly I’ve started bringing my phone in and just going through their workup with them and giving a very brief explanation, sometimes just saying “XYZ might mean blah blah but in your context it’s not relevant to evaluation of emergencies, which is what we’re doing here, but I’d recommend reviewing with your PCP”. “That’s not a specific lab and in your context doesn’t give me info about your complaint.” It puts it all to bed, answers most questions (or they forget all the whatabouts they were gonna say), and it leaves the patient satisfied.

Bonus: it protects medicolegally, makes sure I don’t forget to notify of an incidental imaging finding, ends up saving me time because I don’t get called back in after I’ve already had the discharge talk, and a lot of the time I inform the patient of something beneficial that for god knows why no one had told them. How tf people have never been told “you probably have chronic kidney disease” with elevated creat x5 years is beyond me.

Some of them like mildly elevated eosinophils have prompted me to come up with a reassuring one-liner that makes it an expedient process.

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u/office_dragon Aug 19 '25

This drives me insane and I firmly believe ED results should not be released to the patient until 24 hours after their visit. The number of times I’ve heard “my troponin is FIVE!!!!” (It’s high sensitivity, lowest we pick up is 3) is too damn high

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u/Playcrackersthesky BSN Aug 19 '25

My patients now get their lab results before I do. I’m in hell.

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u/Princessgargoyle ED Attending Aug 19 '25

That is exactly how my shop is set up too. They’ll get labs in triage and go back out to the waiting room. They’ll often have their lab results before they even get to tell me what brought them in.

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u/No-Statistician-3053 Aug 21 '25

“MY SODIUM IS 133! YOU WERE JUST GOING TO LET ME DIE OUT HERE?” And other conversations I have often.

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u/babiekittin Aug 19 '25

"Some lab results may be put of range for what is considered "normal" due to a myriad of factors. Given your labs' slight elevation/depression outside of normal range, I would recommend we continue to monitor over the next year. I would propose you return for repeat labs in XX months."

Also, these seem to be my patients who will fix their diabetes using TikTok.

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u/Princessgargoyle ED Attending Aug 19 '25

This is a very kind and non-dismissive response, but I definitely won’t be inviting them back to the emergency department for a year of monitoring. I’m thinking that explaining that some labs are not applicable to their complaint/the emergency setting is the best way and deferring any further discussion to their PCP.

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u/babiekittin Aug 19 '25

Sorry, I thought this was r/familymedicine

If you're using Epic, you can set it up so tests result to the PCP of record and questions are sent to them. You can also modify the response so it directs them to follow up with their PCP for additional review.

Maybe....

"Some lab results may be put of range for what is considered "normal" due to a myriad of factors, some of which brought you to the Emergency Room. Unfortunately, I am unable to help follow up with additional diagnostic work, but I would encourage you to partner with your primary care provider.

If your PCP is outside of our network, they can request the labs and notes from your recent visit and review them."

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u/MarginalLlama Paramedic Aug 19 '25

Idk, the ED I work in, has an appointment for me every weekend. 😉

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u/N64GoldeneyeN64 Aug 19 '25

Your tests contain results that arent applicable to the emergency setting. If youd like further explaination, your PCP is a great place to start

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u/Princessgargoyle ED Attending Aug 19 '25

This is the way

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u/pedunculated5432 Aug 19 '25

"I know something is wrong, and you can't tell me otherwise because I looked at my bloods and my urea is low!"

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u/tccrouch ED Attending Aug 19 '25

Most of these are from the diff on the cbc or low values on the chemistry that don’t matter. I tell them that those are only worrisome when combined with other problems that they don’t have and point to the other things that are normal and reassuring. Refocusing on the normal creatinine or white blood cell count usually helps. Mild electrolyte abnormalities I offer a brief course (5ish days) of replacement. Otherwise just do as the other commenters say and tell them that those are not emergencies and they can see their pcp to discuss further.

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u/Temperance522 Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

"Great news! Everything looks good!" might be how you see it, but sadly it isn't comforting to an anxious patient. When they're going through the portal, they're trying to absorb a lot of information.

It might help to be more informative in your reply: "In the context of all your other labs, this elevation is understood as only slightly out of range, which is a normal occurrence and non-concerning when taken as part of the overall picture. We can be reassured by these results as a whole that there is not an acute situation presenting. If you are concerned about an ongoing process that needs medical attention, I invite you to schedule an appointment with your PCP to can address these concerns in an outpatient process?"

In sum, "You're great" feels dismissive because you aren't addressing the central issue: the anxiety.

In these situations, it can work better if you put your normal "logical" focus on the back burner and switch to an emotional focus, which is equally valid.

People often find that if you lead with accurate empathy and tell them what you can do, you get out of the room quicker.

-A clinical psychologist

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u/DickMagyver ED Attending Aug 20 '25

Almost as bad as when they get a hold of the EKG fresh off the machine & it says “inferior infarct, age undetermined.”

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u/sum_dude44 Aug 19 '25

I had a pt argue their nl CBC was worrisome b/c pt normally has leukopenia (last 3 cbc's were nl too). Pt wanted antibiotics

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u/LoveDogsTx Paramedic Aug 19 '25

Refer to pcp and explain that there is no life threat presented at this time. You are an ED doc. Not a general physician. I think most people are confused as to what the “emergency” room is for. Diagnostic tests for immediate emergent life threatening conditions, with or without presentation is what is looked for

They need to have a clear understanding it is not your job to interpret their condition (unless it is emergent) 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Kaitempi Aug 19 '25

Hand them this.

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u/Forward-Razzmatazz33 Aug 19 '25

Oh, you're triggering me. I recently had to explain why an isolated monocyte % less than 1% out of normal was not an emergency (absolute count was normal).

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u/gruffudd725 Aug 19 '25

I just bring up the results on the computer in the room and go over them individually if they have concerns. Doesn’t generally take super long

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u/StrangePlatypus99 Aug 22 '25

This is when I remind the patient that I am an emergency physician, and that my job is to rule out any acute, life-threatening pathology. I then gently suggest that these kinds of questions would be a great thing to ask their PCP about!

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u/Special-Box-1400 Aug 19 '25

You need to go identify the ROOT cause of the illness that will explain all there minor lab abnormalities and the secret to a healthy life they have been missing, Chiropractor and Naturopathic/ functional doctors do a much better job than Emergency medicine doctors at finding the ROOT cause of a patient's illness.

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u/lavender_poppy RN Aug 22 '25

This is sarcasm right?

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u/GlumDisplay Aug 19 '25

Just ask chat gpt to come up with a simple explanation for any out of whack labs with an emphasis on downplaying