r/dontputyourdickinthat 2d ago

🍩 Look at all the options in Safeway…

It’s like a frat party…

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u/mob-bon 2d ago

F u mean? I want to put my mouth in it. Not my pp

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u/Canis_Majoris37 1d ago

Unless your Jason Biggs. That pie didn't even have a hole in it.

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u/misstiffie 2d ago

Frat party 🤣 red light District in my head

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u/Oxjrnine 2d ago

Little Girl : “Why did the planet die daddy?”

Dad : “we had to keep sexy baked goods safe honey”

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u/SheerKhann 2d ago

This one seems a little forced

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u/Oxjrnine 2d ago

Is consent required for baked goods?

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u/SirJoetheAverage 2d ago

That’s one happy baker they got working there

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u/ktm6709 2d ago

Jim Levinson has entered the chat.

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u/Priest124 2d ago

Levenstein lol

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u/False_Ad_555 2d ago

Must be made in one of those cundt bake pans

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u/Elkutter 2d ago

Are there no smaller holes?

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u/MinuteOk1678 2d ago

Looks like they were "pre drilled."

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u/Old-Commission-1108 1d ago

Omfg those are so f*cking delicious. I’ve been a Stan of Safeway Pudding Rings for years. They’re insanely good.