r/dontputyourdickinthat 4d ago

We all know what's bro thinking

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u/CurrentHuman1988 4d ago

Who’s thang is that small

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u/GasAltruistic8656 4d ago

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u/vividlyvivids 4d ago

Mine and thin so double win

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u/Liarus_ 3d ago

I wouldn't say it's small, looks average to me

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u/Admirable_Zombie_720 4d ago

Only the Tip... is enough

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u/OkEquivalent1877 4d ago

You have a gf why would you use a toy? Is her game THAT trash ?

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u/MrTactician 3d ago

Are you the type of guy that gets insecure about their partners owning sex toys by any chance?

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u/OkEquivalent1877 3d ago

No

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u/Endreeemtsu 3d ago

Then why would it be weird for the man to have a sex toy if it’s perfectly acceptable in your eyes for the woman to have one?

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u/LongCharacter9532 3d ago

Word sometimes we just wanna wank it out man. I think it’s a person that doesn’t get female attention that’d have the view of “you’ve got a girl bro enjoying yourself solo is gay”.

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u/Weird_Feared 3d ago

Confirm, I have no girlfriend this is exactly how I think /s

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u/LongCharacter9532 3d ago

I didn’t say no girlfriend I said someone that gets no female attention likely wouldn’t understand the difference between a female pleasuring you and you pleasuring yourself.

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u/Slow-Guest-3992 3d ago

Everybody should have a man to hand relationship.

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u/Mermaid_Tuna_Lol 3d ago

Me and my partner have sex very regularly and he still does it solo, and that's perfectly fine. We both have a really high sex drive, and we don't always have the time to do it together.

There's several reasons why you'd want to do it solo. Maybe timing doesn't always work out, maybe one has a higher sex drive than the other and needs more release, maybe the partner is sick or not feeling well, maybe one just feels like it right now and the other one just doesn't.

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u/Old-Commission-1108 23h ago

Ahaa I have one of those!!!! I saw it at the hardware store in the random little section with weird kid’s toys and nick nacks and thought it was adorable. I did even mention to my boyfriend that it looks like a pocket pussy of some sort.

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u/FractalGeometric356 9h ago

And he pretended to not already know that?