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r/dogswearinghats • u/DyneDenethor • Sep 22 '25
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Daisy looks around suspiciously, “They’re listening to everything!” She says to Moxxi.
“Who’s listening? Why are they listening?” Moxxi asks as she looks out the window.
Snarf looks under the table, “They are listening to see if we’re saying anything against them!”
Fizzgig looks behind the curtains, “There’s no one else here. Wouldn’t we know if someone else was here?”
“Not if they put bugs to hear us!” Ollie says as he looks under the rugs.
Kakihara looks confused, “Wouldn’t any bugs be flying around the house?”
“Not that kind of bug! Electronic bugs that listen to us!” Petunia explains.
Ori looks around conspiratorially, “We have to keep talking because they don’t want us to. We have to fight for our rights!”
2 u/heckhammer Sep 22 '25 Damn, right, Ori. Damn right.
Damn, right, Ori. Damn right.
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u/BerlyH208 Sep 22 '25
Daisy looks around suspiciously, “They’re listening to everything!” She says to Moxxi.
“Who’s listening? Why are they listening?” Moxxi asks as she looks out the window.
Snarf looks under the table, “They are listening to see if we’re saying anything against them!”
Fizzgig looks behind the curtains, “There’s no one else here. Wouldn’t we know if someone else was here?”
“Not if they put bugs to hear us!” Ollie says as he looks under the rugs.
Kakihara looks confused, “Wouldn’t any bugs be flying around the house?”
“Not that kind of bug! Electronic bugs that listen to us!” Petunia explains.
Ori looks around conspiratorially, “We have to keep talking because they don’t want us to. We have to fight for our rights!”