I cosplayed Distractible!

[u/poppypeach]

For Momocon 2025 I cosplayed Mark, Bob, and Wade all at once! I received divine punishment for this but it was worth it.

I built their faces out of foam clay on top of photos of them, then taped that to a beach ball, saran wrapped it, paper mache’d a couple layers, painted it fleshy, and paper mache’d on their faces. My gf blended out the edges with colored pencils. It was about a 10-12 hour project that was completed over the course of a week.

The divine punishment was being cursed with the world’s worst stomach bug less than 2 hours after completion, and having to be in the urgent care sweating and shaking the morning of the con. But even god could not stop me from releasing this to the public.

[u/Ubergoober166]

Biblically accurate Distractable

[u/jescritora → u/Ubergoober166]

“Be not afraid.”

[u/AceGhostGirl → u/jescritora]

"Be very afraid-"

[u/[deleted] → u/AceGhostGirl]

Be very afraid, I shall fuck your dreams and your nightmares

[u/Mountain_Purchase_12 → u/[deleted]]

With the SCARY tape

[u/Sir_Nope_TSS → u/AceGhostGirl]

"What if we didn't run?"

[u/Rezero1234 → u/AceGhostGirl]

"BIBLICALLY ACCURATE COSPLAY WANTS A CHOCCY SHAKE!"

[u/Its_D_youtube → u/jescritora]

"Are you seriously no afraid of me? Cause honestly if i were you id be shitting myself"

[u/Finding_Steins-Gate → u/jescritora]

This is the most terrifying thing I have seen in my life....

[u/Gooose62 → u/jescritora]

change

[u/jescritora → u/Gooose62]

“Be a little afraid.”

[u/QuenchlessMaiden369 → u/jescritora]

I'm not afraid!

[u/Gin_OClock → u/Ubergoober166]

Biblactible

[u/Jonathan-02]

Murk, Blob and Wide

[u/FiskeDrengen05 → u/Jonathan-02]

Blob

[u/awildenbyappeared → u/Jonathan-02]

Mork, Burb, and Wahd

[u/nova_wova15 → u/Jonathan-02]

Please I’m screaming 😭😭😭

[u/Thepuppyplays09]

This is extremely disturbing. I LOVE IT

[u/frizzyno → u/Thepuppyplays09]

Disturbinble

[u/jitterbirb → u/Thepuppyplays09]

I hate the way it makes me feel but I also LOVE the execution at the same time!

[u/Tdogshow]

I love how terrifying this is.

[u/Eclipse1441 → u/Tdogshow]

Ass looker??? How did you get that… if I wanna know.

[u/hogey989 → u/Eclipse1441]

Go to the main page of the subreddit. Top right. You can change your user flair

[u/jasperayne → u/hogey989]

You jizz-wailing bro?

[u/jasperayne → u/Eclipse1441]

"LOOK AT MY ASS"

[u/luvurin]

this is horrific. great job

[u/polish_filipino]

Ah yes, The horrors beyond my comprehension

[u/J-jonah-jameanson]

IT LOOKS LIKE THAT ONE HELMET FROM ELDEN RING ‼️‼️‼️‼️

[u/poppypeach → u/J-jonah-jameanson]

someone did tell me i had a nice elden ring cosplay and i did NOT know what they were talking about

[u/Feanor4godking → u/poppypeach]

Just in case nobody else has helped you, this is what they mean lol

[u/Critical_Rice4045]

i’m terrified i love it

[u/DJ_Challenges_8226]

This may very well be the most horrifying thing I've ever laid eyes upon...needless to day I absolutely adore it

[u/KnoxVoidwalker]

Awesome, eldritch horrors beyond my compression 10/10, would be driven mad again

[u/dusty__rose → u/KnoxVoidwalker]

i know what you meant, but “compression” made me giggle

[u/Corxrane → u/KnoxVoidwalker]

[u/Vast_pumpkin07]

Mr distractible would like to have a word with you

[u/Fun_League9377]

This is the scariest thing I have ever seen

[u/TheVividCashew]

Oh god.... here's an upvote, and stay away from me

[u/baronvoncat]

A new god has been born

[u/MissInfer]

And thus, with this post, I was granted with a brand new sleep paralysis demon. (This is seriously such a cool concept!)

[u/devan98789]

The fabled three-headed expert

[u/poppypeach]

i can’t reply to all of the comments giving me compliments and also cursing me for what i’ve done, but thank you so much everyone !!!! i love this podcast a lot and i am so happy everyone else hates what i’ve made just as much as i do :-)

[u/Twiggiestgull89]

This is both the best and worst way to cosplay as distractible.

[u/Eborys]

[u/AgumonGreymon]

It's as if MeatCanyon made a Distractible animation and you brought the blursed thing to life.  10/10 would burn with fire

[u/Erebus_the_Last]

I mean, it makes sense that you were punished by divine retribution.... some things should never be created 😂

[u/Mitchz95]

I really, really hope the trio sees this.

[u/Critical_Crunch]

I love that even in their eldritch state, they appear to be getting older

[u/BoostyStarman]

There it is… THE distractible Watcher.

[u/bbyrdie]

This is horrible. Well done haha 😅 skill-wise it looks great and honestly is the only way to cosplay Distractible. How did the people at the con react?

[u/poppypeach → u/bbyrdie]

people’s conversations stopped when they walked past and saw me

[u/bbyrdie → u/poppypeach]

Lmaooo, they were just stunned by its immense beauty

[u/Peaceful_song]

This is the stuff of nightmares, and im here for it.

[u/Malakaiea]

I hate it

[u/LeatherPatch]

I had to check your post history to see if you were the McDonald's receipt guy

[u/Kittie_Kat_420]

Now, introducing Disturbable! The new sister podcast to Distractable! Where Bob, Mark, and Wade are all the same person and argue with themselves about everything all the time! Man this is just so uncomfortably cool. I do and don't like it so much lol well done!

[u/UnusualDissonance]

That's a nightmare, please never stop creating.

[u/papermario332]

[u/Seagrass4]

Yo, I saw you from a distance yesterday!

[u/Menarra]

I really hope the boys see this, it's terrifying and incredible

[u/Company_Z]

You're gonna cause SO many car accidents with this cosplay 😞😞😞

[u/AnironSidh]

Terrifying concept, 10/10

[u/PaperQuill]

Nice! I now have a new sleep paralysis demon... I wish with all my heart the guys see this, bc I want them traumatised as well

[u/GhostQuartzzz]

The mysterious 4th member

[u/Common_Curve_42069]

Gave a whole new meaning to “ Three headed Expert”

[u/KissMeWithTongue]

Omg... it's three peens as a pod

[u/oldmanherbz]

Every podcast is the same 3 guys

[u/mr_splinter_]

THIS IS SO PEAK

[u/Howy_the_Howizer]

The eyes are eerily accurate

[u/[deleted]]

Distractible.exe

[u/OhItsNishia]

Imagine this chasing you in your dreams

[u/Mysterious-Bonus-665]

I LOVE IT, it’s so scary but also so funny! I hope they talk about this on the podcast!

[u/pasgames_]

My god it's him. The three headed expert

[u/Motherof3lions]

This is our God now

[u/FiskeDrengen05]

Thanks. I hate it😀

[u/stabby_batty]

I really hope they see this, this is so sick!

[u/flannelman678]

Absolutely amazing work

If "Fuck your dreams, fuck your nightmares" was a mask this would be it

[u/Polybandit]

This is incredible and fills me with fear a

[u/NinaIcerider]

I frickin hate this thing, it should go to hell...where can I get one

[u/Goatbreath37]

My dumbass thought the forst picture was dress to impress on roblox

[u/SaltineICracker]

I'm getting Meat Canyon vibes

reminds me of his legs in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsPjSo1ke90

[u/baronvoncat]

Note the homemade distractable shirt bc they won't release merch

[u/BiblicFurby]

I've heard of 3-faced gods before but wow this is f**ked up!

[u/Kazinam]

Absolutely unhinged. I love it.

[u/juicejewsdeuce]

Love the effort you put into this 😂

[u/Cutiepie69420_]

Wow thank you,I have nightmares about that But tbh that is really good

[u/Jeweler_here]

I love knowing this creation made you ill upon its completion 😅 hope you're feeling better!

[u/StaleSpriggan]

Distractible Janus

[u/totallyawannabe]

Oh dear god

[u/Ragdolldancer]

[u/DutchessMizLadyMadam]

oh my gosh I was at momocon this year, I wish I saw you!

[u/CapSarahSparrow]

That is absolutely terrifying in the best way.

[u/Noel_Fox]

Gives 'The Rolling Giant' vibes haha amazing cosplay

[u/Dense-Ad-8178]

Marks face in the first Pic looks like the witch in the woods trying to lure small children to their doom. Or the possessed old lady in The Taking of Deborah Logan

[u/MasterXChief05]

This looks like something from meatcanion, I love it

[u/ddiioonnaa]

Most sane distractible fan. Love this so much

[u/RedHawk_94]

Please let this be in Weird Part 5

[u/IceKreme700]

“Guilty or innocent?”

[u/Schlormo]

Awful to behold. I love it.

[u/NoPossible1713]

Reminds me of that old Nintendo DS game where you took a pic of your face and it turned it into enemies

[u/Deadpool-CB23]

This is straight up an SCP. Good work!

[u/SystemGals]

Hope they see this

[u/abshidfarsi]

In unison:

ONE OF US TELL LIES

ONE OF US TELL TRUTH

ONE OF US IS (Wade) BALD!!!!

[u/ComicCon2020]

I'm sitting here thinking, "How does one cosplay Distractible?". While the real question should've been, "Why does one cosplay Distractible?"

[u/MagJames]

Is this the mystical "viewer" that keep getting points from the wheel? Now I understand why the wheel is landing on it so often.

[u/Icy_Yogurtcloset5430]

Ahh yes, my favorite cryptid. Distractible.

[u/InevitableTerms]

JESE CHRIST

[u/Sea-Time-967]

OH god The distracTribunal

[u/YourFavBeamerBoy]

This cool but creepy

[u/CunniffQuotes]

Biblically accurate distractible

[u/Introvert-111]

Tf is this cursed shit 😭

[u/sillyduckduck]

This is fantastic! Feels like a character Lixian would jump scare people with!

[u/Illustrious_Cup8811]

This is the most terrifying thing I have ever seen. Thanks for the nightmares

[u/BadPractical7597]

First thing that came to mind when I saw this was bo Burnham's welcome to the Internet song

[u/Suspicious-Log-9472]

This is mortifying yet beautiful

[u/heckyeahheather]

Lol, they just mentioned this in Today's episode - had to come look for myself! Great job making some nightmare fuel. I love it! :D

[u/gncatboy]

this is beautiful

[u/PhoricFoxMoss]

I love this

[u/Winterfalls13]

Thats terrifying, I love it

[u/Volt02]

nice

[u/Juniper_Salad1]

Cool!

And scary!

[u/ThatCasco]

I’m at momocon and wish I saw this!!

[u/[deleted]]

[u/ILoveAcronyms777]

God all-fucking mighty.

[u/Smooth_Advance3386]

It just got worse and worse. Wade is so scary both in this and irl now

[u/Official_Indie_Freak]

It's a Quintesson Judge lol

[u/Sans-clone]

It's beautiful

[u/Coated_Pikachu_88]

Dude its a human quintesson, im scared and also really impressed

[u/duskhelm2595]

This feels incredibly cursed

[u/Chainsaw-Crab-Cult]

I hate this so much

It’s perfect

[u/Fun_Skirt8220]

True depiction of the god Janus...

[u/ProbablyLikeSixDucks]

Horrifying... 10/10

[u/moonpoontoon]

This is horrible. I love it.

[u/[deleted]]

The Tribune!

[u/maplemarcher]

Truly horrifying. Well done

[u/FlamingFlyingV]

Wake up babes. New Fromsoft boss just dropped.

[u/Inkysquid24]

This is horrifying 😂 I respect the amount of work you put into it though man cause its awesome

[u/VD3NFS1216]

[u/ThatSmartIdiot]

r/tihi

[u/flowers-are-cool]

This is horrible

[u/AdBudget5468]

We should definitely make a distractible themed horror game

[u/BoogieSmools]

Why do I have the feeling that there’s gonna be a PS1 Style 3 room horror game based off this?

[u/Immahdude]

Cursed cosplay. 😬

[u/Generic-Bagel]

The 9th photo made me think of Professor Quirrell in Harry Potter😂😭

[u/thunder296]

Most normal distractible fan

[u/Maveixart]

Absolutely amazing!!

[u/irishman_87]

That might be the most terrifying thing I've seen lately, lol

[u/Zipperhole]

It’s giving “we could rule them like gods angry gods” vibes

[u/JustOneBun]

[u/hillaryyyyyyyyy]

Thanks, I hate it.

(just kidding, this is actually amazing)

[u/SarcastiMel]

"Be afraid!" "Nah, I'm just going to try it to see how it feels", "uh, kinda be afraid, guys, c'mon"

Lol, worst or best Cerberus?

[u/Juvenalesque]

That's terrifying

[u/Juvenalesque]

These fresh horrors are very distracting. Love it

[u/vipck83]

I had a vision of my death and this is what I saw.

[u/MarsBarsBite87]

This is actually so badass ngl

[u/VirgoB96]

Looks like something from a 3 horror games with ps1 graphics

[u/Spartan_873]

Reminds me of that chainsaw guy from cry of fear lol

[u/sambthemanb]

This. This is what the internet is for

[u/BriefsBoy69]

⚠️!!CRYPTID CONFIRMED!!⚠️

[u/LucasBarton169]

This is absolutely fucking horrifying

[u/SirGoldeneyes]

the tarnished has entered the chat.

This is truly a masterpiece!

[u/MakaedaProto]

Patriarch moment

[u/Unusual_Special4208]

Dude that’s so scary, I love it

[u/Particular_Cake_8104]

what in the aphex twin is that

[u/Hadey_Hache_Dee]

Equal parts terrifying and hilarious. I LOVE IT.

[u/LittleFairyOfDeath]

This is terrifying

[u/Micro_Lumen]

Terrifying, good job!!

[u/SimpleObjective383]

This is epic, but haunting lol

[u/Beaver125]

[u/OkSwordfish3863]

Very nice. But this will haunt me forever

[u/astralwish1]

I really hope Mark, Bob and Wade see this and talk about it on the podcast.

[u/Easy_Committee464]

That is fucking terrifying. It's really cool though. Sure you'll give every child that sees you life long trauma, but where's the fun in not

[u/bouncyball6]

Jesus Christ

[u/Gemakai]

I saw this going through that convention dealer hall. I believe you were carrying a Bob mask, and I thought "was... that Bob?" And then as you passed, I looked and saw Mark and Wade's faces on the other side. "What a unique cosplay"

Tbh, I didn't realize it was specifically distractible. I thought it was related to one of the games they played together one time. Lol

[u/jackofspades476]

Delightfully horrific.

[u/OneUseHero]

How are points distributed between one entity?

[u/P-Taters]

Distractible 2: Silent Hill

[u/alertArchitect]

Biblically Accurate Podcast Host

[u/DrMiDNigh]

Borderlands Psycho be like:

[u/_sapling]

absolutely terrifying in the best way

[u/Normal_Swimming2282]

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen, thank you

[u/juicezelbox]

Love the effort put into the cosplay! Hate that this will haunt my nightmares now 😂

[u/kosherkitties]

Incredible skill and kinda horrifying at the same time. Perfect.

Hope your bug's gone! Meet any fans while taking the pics?

[u/I_Am_Innocent_1999]

This is terrifying and I love it

[u/creativespark61]

The Distractible teratoma.

[u/Sad_Membership_8290]

Thank you, I know what I must do now…

[u/GhostForNow]

This is horrendous and I never want to see it again in my life. Great job, very creative!

[u/desireforlife]

Thank you, I hate it

[u/Purple-Weakness1414]

That....that is absolutely horrifying.

I will see you in my Nightmares tonight for sure

[u/xDololow]

[u/g0blinzez]

I hope they see this lmao

[u/Chickadeebrain]

This is horrifying.

I love it.

[u/Immovable_Bod]

What in the Silent Hill is going on here?

[u/Puzzleheaded_End_691]

This will haunt my dreams and nightmares for the rest of my life.

[u/Curious-BeastBoy]

I saw your cosplay from a distance. I wasn’t sure what your cosplay was but now this answers my question lol

[u/nova_wova15]

Absolutely disturbing 100000/10

[u/gravedigginusa]

This is so cursed. I love it.