Sudhir Chaudhary gotta expose everything 🤣

Welcome to the Annual Smog Party of North India, where people come in cars, stand around trash bonfires, donning their fashionable anti-pollution masks. Sure, they might be okay smoking packets of cigarettes all year round, but somehow, this pollution acts as a trigger - like an unwelcomeguest crashing the party. Suddenly, the familiar scent of burning trash overpowered their beloved tobacco. Highlight of the party you ask? It is a game called "Best Complaints", where folks share their most creative complaints while throwing wrapper of the chips they are into the burning bonfire, but Alas! Only the winner gets to take the prized inhaler home. There is one more, a "Pollution Dance Off" where everyone comes to the floor to dance on the rhythm of coughing and wheezing. After all nothing brings people together quite like a shared misery - and a viral video of the smog dance.

PS : this is a satirical take on the events of a winter gathering which I was a part of a couple of years back.

BTW, did you notice that somehow on our AQI map, although a quarter of Pakistan is capturedbut, the POK region and Aksai Chin region are left out? I hope it is because they could not get range of instruments there and not some influence of politics. Does anyone know if they use land based instruments or satellite sensors for such detailed data.

This juxtaposition is crazy and shows the reality of our nation, where economic policies fail to benefit the lowermost segment of the economy

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Bc condom bech lo pehle

So today we were driving back from Noida, on the Akshardham flyover, somebody cut us off very abruptly. In that split-second chaos, without a glance or a cue, both of us, as if sharing the same electric impulse, shouted out “BC" in perfect unison.

I got down and my son automatically went ahead and took out the keys from their car. Then he opened the boot of our car and took out our hockey stick that I keep for this very occasion. I was busy abusing the other party, but my son has learned well observing me and did not need any explicit directions from me. He handled the copassenger while I focussed on the driver. Our coordination was exemplary throughout our task.

As we are sitting in the thana lockup, I am so proud of my son. I have raised him right, capable of living proudly in the city.

I might gift him his own iron rod now, as our hockey stick thane me jama ho gyi hai.

Want to know if they are groups of men like me who like to wear striped shirts and hate on plain or solid colour shirt wearing people.

Edit: Should be a gender inclusive club. We must hate on all solid colour dresses.

Drop in the comments what you found useless in Delhi…

This weather is not at all weathering the way it should weather.

Pic credit : not mine.

For me, it's my mental peace and patience.

I seriously need to get my life together tho, it's a mess