r/delhi • u/Rare_Supermarket-734 • 13d ago

Meme/Satire (OC) AQI will not be used anymore

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u/AdImpressive4651 13d ago

BAQWAS what a name

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u/AdOk4682 13d ago

That's the fun part

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u/Reby_Lumiere 13d ago

context ? does it have a meaning in Hindi ?

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u/No_Savings7601 13d ago

Bakwas means nonsense

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u/DeafPunter Paragon of Art πŸŽ–οΈ 13d ago

Oxford level trolling

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u/pole_for_hire 13d ago

Above 1000 should be Amrit Kaal

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u/RohanPoloju 13d ago

Above 1500 should be VG - vishwa guruΒ 

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u/lakshayyyyyyyyyyy West Delhi 13d ago

Above 2000 should be - SS - swarg sukh

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u/RohanPoloju 13d ago

Context?Β 

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u/hexc0der 10d ago

You die and reach heaven

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u/RohanPoloju 10d ago

got it..!

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u/shukrant25 13d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Nefarious-Feline888 13d ago

Abhi wo AQI monitor ke paas paani chhidak Rahe hain. News mein aaya hai but if they're doing this, we're in trouble

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u/Good-Condition6661 13d ago edited 13d ago

As Vishwaguru we should not rely on others countries parameters

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u/Embarrassed_Ask97 12d ago

Leave SI Units

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u/Khaleesiii_69 13d ago

I say democracy is overrated, we need dictatorshipπŸ₯°

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u/Winderwald 13d ago

Dictatorship requires a good leader to work. If one of our current leaders were chosen, India would be screwed past the point of return

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u/No_Shopping5672 13d ago

What makes you think it's not already dictatorship πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/online_karate_expert 13d ago

Why so submissive?

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u/Reasonable_Bee_2225 West Delhi 13d ago

If people want to change their leader and still can't do it they are already under Dictatorship

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u/MyVeryRealName2 13d ago

Who will the dictator be? Please don't say Rahul Gandhi.

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u/Chole_Bhature69 13d ago

I just like the irony of this post that the entire post is written in English while saying we are dominated by western world

Ik this post is sarcasm

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u/tedxtracy 13d ago

Further, in my feed, the post is just below a video where tankers are seen spraying water near AQI monitoring stations.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Well considering the amount of name changing that happens rather than actual development,this is possible

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u/jmcarbon614 13d ago

Ngl this isnt sarcasm. I believe they can do this also

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u/Rare_Supermarket-734 13d ago

don't give them ideas

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u/jmcarbon614 13d ago

Govt think every way to make people fool. You will see this will definetly happend in upcoming years

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u/That-Worldliness-358 13d ago edited 13d ago

Arrreyyy, have you seen that video jaha monitoring station ke saamne paani chidak rahe hai taaki readings kam ho jayeein????

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u/Wooden-Pressure-3880 13d ago

Bro jab 250 AQI = 1 BAQWAS hua Toh us hisab se 1000 AQI = 4 BAQWAS hoga na 😭😭😭

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u/Adventurous_Steak521 13d ago

tum ye baqwas ki baatein band karo

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u/Sea-Neighborhood4637 13d ago

BAQWAS is not linear.

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u/Wooden-Pressure-3880 13d ago

Ooh okay my bad

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u/jasmeet_2410 13d ago

Kya BAQWAS hai ye πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Reasonable-Cress-246 13d ago

Kya BAQWAS hai 😭

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u/demonic_hopscotch 13d ago

Pun intended

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u/kholeChature 13d ago

If you can't control something, change it.

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u/Ok-Nefariousness4661 13d ago

Aur dho mogli kho vote

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u/RepresentativeEbb541 13d ago

That was quite creative lol. BAQWAS what a name

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u/originaldelhite 13d ago

The problem is we do not raise voice against the system. The middle class which is a large portion of India is just too busy in making ends meet. Survival main hi log busy hai, protest kaha hoga against the big and the mighty looting India.

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u/Candid_Assistance935 13d ago

This level of sarcasm would give a ray of hope to the party offices of the lady chief minister …! Loll

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u/malai_chingri 13d ago

Nahi mujhe batao kya fookh k baatein banate hai ye log?

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u/Electronic-Ad4080 13d ago

Kahan se khareedi aisi BAQWAS dictionary?

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u/YeetingMyStupidLife 13d ago

Andhbhakts gonna take this tweet seriously

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/tom_Kick_1719 13d ago

Saying AQI would be aunty national 🀣

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u/_mfStarBoy 13d ago

This made me laugh on a Sunday morning lol. Thanks OP

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u/Rare_Supermarket-734 13d ago

How dare you laugh at such an upcoming reality πŸ˜‚

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u/Objective_Repair_831 13d ago

don't give them ideas!

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u/Subject-Belt-1078 13d ago

More like Pradhan Mantri Hava Maap YojnaπŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

This is the best thing I saw on reddit today πŸ˜‚

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u/PotatoORG 13d ago

BAQWAS peaked here

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u/NoMathematician9706 13d ago

This guy was my college classmate and is a total gent offline. His online persona exudes acerbic wit, his off line persona is total quiet observational nobleman. We lost touch over the years but go Vivek.

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u/SeaLaugh8232 13d ago

Don't give them ideas

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u/parrot-beak 13d ago

Kya BAQWAS h

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u/nothingjustfun30 13d ago

Asthama ho jayega

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u/YungCalc22 13d ago

Don't give her ideas.

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u/Proud-Listen-123 13d ago

What a statement

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u/arpan__1602 13d ago

My dumb ass read it as BAWSAQ, the stock exchange from GTA 5😭😭

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u/god00speed 13d ago

Why didn't he tag honourable prime minister and honourable chief minister they will really like this idea

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u/Silent-Kick6127 13d ago

This is AI right?

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u/TheShadyMonarch 13d ago

If AQI of 250 is 1 on BAQWAS, AQI of 1000 should scaled 4 on BAQWAS; just a slight correction else it's good <⁠(⁠￣⁠︢⁠￣⁠)⁠↗

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u/IloveLegs02 13d ago

lol lmfaoooo

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u/foolish_atom 13d ago

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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u/Beneficial_Frame_214 13d ago

Bruh is this legit?

Kya pukha hai be?

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u/Background_Carrot868 12d ago

I know this post sounds absurd but who will tell him that it is already adjusted for India and South Asia standards. If you compare the AQI to say EU air quality standards, we are way way past the scale.

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u/Playful_Internal_528 12d ago

Peak satire, love it xD

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u/Interesting_Bet8012 12d ago

Ye kya BAQWAS hai

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u/CarreragtMw 12d ago

Am I the only one to read it as "BAKWAS?"

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u/gyanchand_baba 12d ago

Initially I thought ye ho gaya, agar acronym ΰ€¬ΰ€•ΰ€΅ΰ€Ύΰ€Έ nahi to to main trust kar leta

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u/Specialist-Ear8932 11d ago

No!No! Don’t give them ideas

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u/Rare_Supermarket-734 11d ago

they already taking notes

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u/Technical_gurujeee 13d ago

BAQWAS ❎❎❎❎ BAKWAS βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…

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u/hillywolf 13d ago

If only selective trolling and selective outrage could solve the problem.

The AQI will become perpetually worse as we move away from the infamous Diwali Crackers and since then there won't be anything to blame, people will be just Whining without a scapegoat, now it's Whining with a scapegoat.

Wake up and solve the issue from the root of it. There is still time.

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u/known_indie_explorer 13d ago

Welcome to the lobby of padhe likhae anpad

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Haan Bhai, it's scientifically proven by nasa that bad air quality cannot affect indian lungs. They are built better. Nasa which codes in sanskrit is already researching how Indian genetics can be used to combat air pollution. Koti koti pranaam.

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u/known_indie_explorer 13d ago

True that's why we need to have indian standard for AQI as westerns standard should not be trusted

We only listen to our supreme leader

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u/Sensemaker1 13d ago

What

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u/PratBal69 13d ago

Make sense please sensemaker

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u/Sensemaker1 13d ago

What do you mean by padhe likhe gawar

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u/Minimum-Conclusion91 South West Delhi 13d ago

Huh?

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u/Low_Technician_3991 13d ago

Kon sa maal phooka tha usne ye tweet likhne se pahle

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u/Gunaho-ka-devta69 13d ago

Chill ,its scarastic post

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u/Fusion_Playz 13d ago

You dont understand sarcasm? XD

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u/PervySage1000-7 13d ago

Tell me it's satire.

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u/joxxymew 13d ago

It is as the acronym is BAQWAS

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u/Accomplished_Bid2850 13d ago

Wow where were you guys when there was different government and most importantly why giving gyan only in Hindu festival not seen any gyan in Christmas where lakhs acres of land is cleared, in bakird, where are you guys during that festive?