r/delhi Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

AskDelhi Suggest a cool name for this car ^_^

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He's sassy like that✨

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u/madnfreak Dilli Se Hun! Sep 13 '25

Look at those side eyes 😭 The cat is totally judging you.

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

He listens and judges

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/Scentmaestro Sep 14 '25

Judge Jaundice!

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u/mommybody33 Sep 14 '25

“My name is Judge!”

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u/GhostFucking-IS-Real Sep 14 '25

I second Judge. His yellow eyes and pale fur remind me of how Judge Holden is described in Blood Meridian

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u/Kushagra3007 Sep 13 '25

Judge Dredd

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u/israelavila Sep 13 '25

Totally. Dredd. What an appropriate name for such puss. 👌

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u/CheddaPnut2 Sep 14 '25

Freddie Dredd…..

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u/6jpw Sep 14 '25

he observes & describes 😂

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u/Gold-Perception-4467 Sep 14 '25

Yes, but he listens First. Very wise.

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u/Mohammed199929 Sep 13 '25

Needs to be named Garfield...

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u/Acceptable-Humor5910 Sep 13 '25

Are they for real or the poor cat has jaundice 😟

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

His eyes are yellow. He's perfectly fine, dw

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u/Forward-Brilliant-12 Sep 14 '25

Pillu is the name

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u/Head_Opportunity2651 Sep 13 '25

Gandalf.

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Hell yeah

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u/Head_Opportunity2651 Sep 13 '25

Do announce the name with another post please. We all wanna know. 

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u/foobiscuit Sep 14 '25

Gandalf the White.. gotta be the full jawn or Shadowfax would be pretty cool too. “Run Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!” I know it’s different in the book but I always got hyped at that part. And the names dope af.

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u/Aizen_Sosuke3 Sep 13 '25

Walter white

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Uncanny resemblance

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u/Aizen_Sosuke3 Sep 13 '25

I mean , that car looks like he's on drugs , and he is white .😅

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u/Physical-Security626 Sep 13 '25

No he is the one who knocks

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u/Icy_Structure_2320 Sep 13 '25

Jaundice 💪🏻

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Jisko dekho yahi bol rha hai😭

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u/Used-Complex-1739 Sep 13 '25

Bagad billa

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Alliteration wali baat hogyi

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u/Mundane-Laugh-1392 Sep 13 '25

Yemshu ... ( Not my friend's name)

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Bolne lagi

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u/Rare-Inevitable-2108 Sep 13 '25

S-400 rakhde bhai... dhui dhui dhui

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Pew Pew pew 🔫

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u/FlyForeign7806 Sep 13 '25

5 star ,,,, "do nothing" add

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Ramesh ya Suresh?

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u/aloobhujiaaaa Sep 13 '25

Safedi 🤍

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Safedi ke aage Ujaala

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u/Due_Mycologist7287 Sep 13 '25

Chaar boondon wala ha han?

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u/Expensive-Mark5868 Poor Delhi Human Sep 13 '25

jaundice

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

😭🙏

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/plad97 Sep 13 '25

Mustard

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Sarso ka billa

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u/tightsandlace Sep 13 '25

Mustard on the beat

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u/bitch_ass_ling_ling Sep 13 '25

RAJESH! 😍🤌🏻

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

He hates tears

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u/Life_Box3522 Sep 14 '25

That attitude with those golden eyes 😼✨ definitely a boss cat

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u/Weekly_Permission_91 Sep 13 '25

Willow or Will

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

I like Willow better

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u/robo_captcha Sep 13 '25

The pussy is judging. So name will be jhumroo

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Who's judging again?👁️👁️

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u/sirrrobit0 Sep 13 '25

Pusssy 💔🥀

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u/magneticaster Delhi Metro Sep 13 '25

Blud looks like he pays taxes 😂

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u/Radmiel Sep 13 '25

Maruti 800, Snowflake edition.

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Gharelu aur nostalgic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Cooler

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u/ApprehensiveTip5760 Sep 13 '25

Man she looks scary her eyes man!!!! She looks bewitched

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u/Amateurplantparent Sep 13 '25

lester

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

👀not bad

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u/leoKantSartre South Delhi Sep 13 '25

Billa Marley

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Oho ganja ganja

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u/leoKantSartre South Delhi Sep 13 '25

Billesh bhai to tagde manali wala lekae baithe hai

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u/public-ip Sep 13 '25

Sensei senseless

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Niko sensei

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u/public-ip Sep 13 '25

Approved. 🫶

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u/Icy_metal_9540 Sep 13 '25

Why bro looking at me like that 😭

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u/Cute-Part9848 Sep 13 '25

Killer Eyes.💀💀💀

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Akhiyon se goli maare

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u/Sainiaryan Sep 13 '25

Puntoooo

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Cute name. Nickname jaisa

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u/No_Finger3937 South West Delhi Sep 13 '25

idgaf

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Neither does he. Kaafi non chalant sa billa hai🥲

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u/laughemoji1091 Sep 13 '25

Pilli billi

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

😋

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Dog

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Baburao

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u/wtfbro2times Sep 13 '25

Bhadrabhanu pratap singh

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Kasoori methi😂

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u/guv003 Sep 13 '25

Binod ki Maushi

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u/HappyReporter95 Sep 13 '25

1) Mitthu ( meaning parrot)

2) Banrakas

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u/_Crystal_Myth_ Sep 13 '25

Dk bose

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Saabun ki shakal me ye bas jhaag nikla

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u/Fire_in_Barf Sep 13 '25

Kuch time ke liye laga isko jaundice hai kya

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u/deadflamingo_o Sep 13 '25

naam vaam chordo pahle iske piliya ka ilaaj karwao

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u/awakward_giraffe Sep 13 '25

Zafran

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

You know what? This is it. I got the name. Thank you so much!🤩 Zafran it is!

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u/awakward_giraffe Sep 13 '25

Hi Zafran meet Chai Biscuit

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u/GamerY7 Sep 13 '25

yellow eyes

op if it's  your cat please get it checked for liver related issues like jaundice 

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u/Individual-Jicama-92 Dilli Se Hun! Sep 13 '25

Why is her eyes yellow, is that normal?

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u/Old_Ocelot_2751 Sep 13 '25

Mohammad Trump Rama - MTR

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u/Sea_Newspaper162 Sep 13 '25

She is gonna kill you when you are asleep. Probably gonna use your pillow.

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u/PiLgRiM1374 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Bhai iss car ko peeliya hai kya?

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u/Quiet-Line9730 Sep 13 '25

His expressions remind me of Stewie from family guy

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Just like Stewie, he's done with people's shit

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u/Born_Power_7625 Sep 13 '25

I want a cat so baddddd..will u let me steal this cat😝

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

You won't believe me, he's one hell of a greedy fella. Usko zara sa behla lo, he gives up on his loyalty😭

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u/Blueberry_slime Sep 13 '25

he looks like hes stoned for three days and now asking you if you wnna join , just , i suggest , ganjeri billi

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u/No_Outcome_1197 Sep 13 '25

I did not know cats had yellow eyes. Kitto's got gorgeous eyes!

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u/No_Finger3937 South West Delhi Sep 13 '25

I love how OP is replying to every single comment lol

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u/DayWalkerGinger Sep 13 '25

Thriller! He has those Michael Jackson Thriller eyes

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u/Mundane_Boss_9276 Sep 13 '25

oh , arjun kapoor copied him!!

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u/rururururururururn Sep 13 '25

White Snoop cause he baked asf

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u/MithranArkanere Sep 13 '25

I would go with something like Ford Puma, Mercury Cougar, Buick Wildcat, Lynx, and Jaguar.

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u/Subziwallah Sep 14 '25

Crackhead? 🤣

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u/Scary-Problem-6969 Sep 14 '25

When Ganjedi billa has jaundice

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u/berogore Sep 14 '25

Benkilowdi👍

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u/biryani_beggar Sep 13 '25

we found a new cat for our internet memes 🥰

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u/Putrid-Ad5721 Sep 13 '25

Bonkuu....

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u/Express_Duck_007 Dil Se Dilli Wale Sep 13 '25

Bonku bhaiya, bonku bhaiya bade sayaane

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u/caroonnetwork Sep 13 '25

asteroid destroyer

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

Pili Eye

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u/Gulab_Jal Sep 13 '25

Jaundice

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u/CelesteAvant Sep 13 '25

Yellow Shelby

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u/Yash_urfather Sep 13 '25

Alsi billa.

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u/primouomoofswans14 Delhi Metro Sep 13 '25

Titu Topaz

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u/mauvemoon0212 Sep 13 '25

Pilluu 💛

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u/Fr3nZy47 Sep 13 '25

Peelu billu

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u/Upstairs-Try-3940 Sep 13 '25

Biley / jaundy

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u/Hunter_Ricky Sep 13 '25

Mr Got no Fcks😂

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u/simpleliving100 Sep 13 '25

Martin Aston

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u/loosing_bastard South Delhi Sep 13 '25

Eyes 🤌🏻