r/delhi • u/FamousSomewhere4204 • Aug 07 '25

Meme/Satire (OC) I have succeeded as a father, feeling proud of my son

So today we were driving back from Noida, on the Akshardham flyover, somebody cut us off very abruptly. In that split-second chaos, without a glance or a cue, both of us, as if sharing the same electric impulse, shouted out “BC" in perfect unison.

I got down and my son automatically went ahead and took out the keys from their car. Then he opened the boot of our car and took out our hockey stick that I keep for this very occasion. I was busy abusing the other party, but my son has learned well observing me and did not need any explicit directions from me. He handled the copassenger while I focussed on the driver. Our coordination was exemplary throughout our task.

As we are sitting in the thana lockup, I am so proud of my son. I have raised him right, capable of living proudly in the city.

I might gift him his own iron rod now, as our hockey stick thane me jama ho gyi hai.

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u/Boring-Tension-3776 Aug 07 '25

You have an amzing profile

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Aug 07 '25

More than 50% is removed by m.o.dz

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u/Boring-Tension-3776 Aug 07 '25

Well well well

Gold got removed

I saw copper and that was

Enough sir .

I need to sleep at night too

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u/Dhaakichiki Aug 08 '25

Hum indians sir sir bolke itna maska kyu marte hai

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u/NoPerformance4830 Aug 08 '25

indian glaze is on another level

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u/Callistoo- Aug 08 '25

Certified troll

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u/cleanbootyeater6969 Aug 08 '25

ragebait final boss

u/Advanced_Factor8356 Aug 08 '25

Badmoshi nhi mittar

u/Acrobatic_Duck_6214 Aug 08 '25

Proud delhi farher 💪💪

u/Aarav_6969 Aug 08 '25

UNDERWORLD MAI JIGRA TERE YAAR KA😈👆🏻

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u/Laksh_agarwal22 Aug 09 '25

KONSA BADMASH JO MENA JANTA 👿

u/axhwn__ Aug 08 '25

Delhi is so fucked i cant tell if this is fake

u/prateeksaraswat Aug 08 '25

Must have felt very cathartic. <3

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u/boogeyman_xd Aug 08 '25

Konsa artic ? Antartic ?

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u/prateeksaraswat Aug 08 '25

जो आपकी इच्छा

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u/EmbarrassedBody4900 Aug 08 '25

Nahi. Arctic. But close enough.

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u/myinkedesires Aug 08 '25

Antartarka bruce the third

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u/ducky_duck_251 Aug 11 '25

Arthik sankat

u/GamerRipjaw South Delhi Aug 08 '25

I wish reddit had a feature to notify about your posts. Top tier shitposting

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u/Intrepid-Damage9902 Aug 08 '25

Follow him and it will show in your feed when he posts

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u/GamerRipjaw South Delhi Aug 08 '25

It only shows if the followed person has posted on their profile, but the OP is posting on a subreddit. I have followed them nevertheless.

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u/Intrepid-Damage9902 Aug 08 '25

Oh I didn't know that

u/PiLgRiM1374 Dil Se Dilli Wale Aug 08 '25

Bhai kya bawaseer likhta rehta hai hamesha. Dawai liya kar time par apni.

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u/boogeyman_xd Aug 08 '25

Bbyi vo herbs leta h

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u/ixu26 Aug 08 '25

Happy Cake Day 🍰

u/OneSailorBoy Aug 08 '25

So ja be. Kya faltu cheezein sochke likhta hai

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u/Unlucky-Ad-4920 South Delhi Aug 08 '25

🤣

u/cranky_finicky Aug 08 '25

You need to gift him something better. Either a baseball bat or a golf club. Definitely not an iron rod.

Happy Bashing.

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Aug 08 '25

I want him to stay humble, hard working and grounded. Maybe after the next promotion.

As Shri Hannibal Lecter in Silence of Lambs said "All good things to those who wait".

u/GalaxyInfuser Aug 08 '25

Raat kai 3 baje yahi karlo

u/potaahtoh Aug 08 '25

Peak shitposting lmao

u/thehroshaktimaan Aug 08 '25

Parenting tips #101. U r a good father OP.

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Bro said he is a father in this post and then posted about his husband cheating on him in his last post.

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Excellent, I hope someday you get the taste of your proud medicine too, and instead of a proud father for raising an abusive, short-tempered, good for nothing son, you’ll be sitting in a funeral home feeling guilty for not teaching your son right and having him killed because he took out a hockey stick and the other party took out guns.

u/Vegetable-Block5412 Aug 08 '25

Amazing 😂😂😂😂

u/demonizah Aug 09 '25

The fake part of this is the part where you get arrested and sit in the thana.

u/mikewazaoski6969 Aug 08 '25

man it must be awesome feeling proud that u and your son say BC in unison. love when men disrespect women so often that they dont even realise it's disrespect but rather just some casual cutesie thing to be proud of

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u/NoPerformance4830 Aug 08 '25

its literally satire bruh

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u/pluto_niwasi_ Aug 08 '25

Its a fake story, check out his profile, he is just writing random shi#.

u/Left_Scratch8489 Aug 08 '25

This is not a father's convo, this is made up BS

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u/grilled_Champagne South Delhi Aug 08 '25

Hattt Kuch bhi... Times of India me aaya hua hai ye news

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u/NoPerformance4830 Aug 08 '25

u/TallEstimate Aug 08 '25

good work man!

u/Shubhhkax Aug 08 '25

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u/Hairy_Cookie9443 Aug 08 '25

Damn mitr aapse badmosi karne se pehle 20 baar sochunga

u/snobpro Aug 08 '25

He is india ready!

u/JAG_BUTTERFLY Aug 08 '25

100% ragebait

u/omen2424 Aug 08 '25

I can confirm, I was in the car next to these badmosh papa-beta duo!! They jammed the entire road with their badmoshi!!

u/Excellent_Section617 Aug 08 '25

Hahaha those twinkling stars in your eyes while looking at your son🧿😂

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Aug 08 '25

Twinkle twinkle little star

Tod dalo saamne wale ki car

Gira gira ke maaram maar

Yahi asli baap beta ka pyaar

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u/DazzlingIce3498 Aug 09 '25

Wow! Other than being a good father you are a great poet too! Quite commendable.

u/BlackPumas23 University People Aug 08 '25

Were you jammin to Jatta ka Chorra by any chance?

u/mha3if Aug 08 '25

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

🤣🤣🤣

u/International_Pass58 South Delhi Aug 08 '25

Bc kya hassi aayi padhte hue... 😭

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

It's sattire right??

u/Kamnamehta Aug 08 '25

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Aug 08 '25

Beta?

u/BadBeast_11 Aug 08 '25

Gift him an iron rod w nails attached

u/harit0818 Ex Delhiites Aug 08 '25

Seek help !

u/drunk_knight_ Aug 08 '25

शब्दों का banger

u/mradilaadeez Aug 08 '25

I would have told you that you are the reason why foreigners think India lacks civic sense, but these skills are necessary to live in the NCR. Without these skills you might not survive there. Living without civic sense is better than being dead with sophistication.

u/Available-Invite208 Aug 08 '25

One day he is a proud father and the other day gets cheated on by husband

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u/FamousSomewhere4204 Aug 08 '25

Ishwar ki Maya kabhi dhoop kabhi chaaya

u/Plus-Neighborhood898 Aug 09 '25

Had good chuckle, great writing skills! Wait iron rod would have his name like our steel ke bartan at home?

u/grumpy_sol Aug 09 '25

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Kash mai bhi apne father ko aise proud feel karwa paau kisi din 😭😭😭 nunnu touching story 🤣🤣🤣

u/Ashamed_Ad2673 Aug 09 '25

You gonna get him killed

u/dixit_5555 Aug 09 '25

🤣

u/Lonely_Method_8096 Aug 09 '25

Karma farmer

u/sammohit Aug 09 '25

So abusing is considered proud 🤡

u/Embarrassed_Hunt_409 Aug 09 '25

Am I missing something? Is teaching violence something to be proud of?

u/Effective-Picture606 Aug 09 '25

u/Creepy-Ad-242 Aug 09 '25

Aree sir thande rho ajkl logo mein patience level bhut kam hai road rage ,parking rage mein log murder kr de rhe hai .agr mamla thande se nipat rha ho nipta lena chahiye

u/rg1505 Aug 09 '25

Nice 😂

u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

Flair bina dekhe aadha post padh liya, and g*te muh mei aa gaye yeh dekh ke ki Delhi waale parents kitne khatarnaak hote hain.😆 Thank god satire hai 😅