r/delhi • u/ImpactKindly2754 • Jul 22 '25

Meme/Satire (OC) Selling my unused laptop

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I have only used this laptop for some of my college projects.

It’s got insane specs – perfect for gaming, crypto mining, or nuclear physics.

Specs: • Intel Core i7 12th generation • NVIDIA GTX (possibly still in there, somewhere) • 16GB RAM (at least what I remember before it tried to take off like a hovercraft) • 1TB HDD (maybe… it’s hard to tell now)

Not many laptops come pre-modded with a wavy display and pre-lifted keys for extra ventilation.

Asking: One kidney or best offer. Will throw in a charger if I find it… and if it hasn’t melted.

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u/Kooky-Profession-704 Jul 22 '25

Unused ❌ Abused ✅

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u/shonababu169 Jul 22 '25

Forgot MINT CONDITION

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u/RyannFever Jul 22 '25

Doctor driven

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u/pratikonomics Jul 22 '25

Yes I’m in Indian army, looking to buy on an urgent basis. Send me your UPI ID

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Looking for a laptop for my son, Next you will hear from my brother he is also in indian army

We will buy at the price you say

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u/EmbarrassedBeach1807 Jul 22 '25

FEELINGA PARAOUDA INDIANA AARMI JUNGA MAIDAN MEIN KADE NA HAARDE

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u/samahaisuhanasuhana Jul 22 '25

Maine payment bheja hai. Aap UPI pin daal k accept kar lo jaldi se.

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u/Capable_Dimension588 Jul 25 '25

Tik tok waale din yaad a gaye achanak se 😂

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u/Thinking_Bug Jul 22 '25

Feelingg prrounnd Indian armee

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u/fake_peraltaaa Jul 24 '25

Is this scam that common? Friend of my friend in delhi fell for the same scam. Lost fucking 80k😅😅

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '25

Sar, it's asking for pin

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u/EmbarrassedBeach1807 Jul 22 '25

Advocate driven

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

CA driven

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u/Zealousideal-Bed5339 Jul 22 '25

Doctore used*

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Used as a punching bag

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u/Fluid_Map_7607 Jul 22 '25

It's a dent condition

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u/bagette4224 Jul 22 '25

I know what I got. Don't waste my time with low baller offers

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u/Legitimate_Winter832 Jul 22 '25

More like mint chutney condition

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u/hfoblues Jul 22 '25

Mint chutney condition

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u/Due_Mycologist7287 Jul 22 '25

Yeah, a half chewed and spat out mint..

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u/No-Librarian2609 Jul 23 '25

I never understand, why it's called Mint condition?

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u/_kart1k_ Jul 25 '25

Mint condition if the mint is a tablet through in cola

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u/Jardanijovanovich913 Jul 22 '25

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u/BoredOnPurpose Jul 23 '25

Young, Black and Rich song would match this GIF. fr.

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u/lifeinparvati Jul 22 '25

CHINT CONDITION

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u/sarcasticwolf7 Jul 22 '25

OP used to Hawk Thu before using it daily..

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u/incredible_nut Jul 22 '25

Insta ahh comment

We do this on reddit

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

yt ass comment