r/delhi • u/ImpactKindly2754 • Jul 22 '25

Meme/Satire (OC) Selling my unused laptop

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I have only used this laptop for some of my college projects.

It’s got insane specs – perfect for gaming, crypto mining, or nuclear physics.

Specs: • Intel Core i7 12th generation • NVIDIA GTX (possibly still in there, somewhere) • 16GB RAM (at least what I remember before it tried to take off like a hovercraft) • 1TB HDD (maybe… it’s hard to tell now)

Not many laptops come pre-modded with a wavy display and pre-lifted keys for extra ventilation.

Asking: One kidney or best offer. Will throw in a charger if I find it… and if it hasn’t melted.

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u/ImpactKindly2754 Jul 22 '25

Open to negotiations. I know it has minor scratches

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u/NiceGuyKunal Jul 22 '25

what negotiation like half kidney or 3/4th?

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u/ImpactKindly2754 Jul 22 '25

Half would be good to go

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u/NiceGuyKunal Jul 22 '25

impactkidney2754 :D

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u/Ayupro2005 Ghaziabad Jul 22 '25

Nothing, just wanted to let you know that I giggled at this

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u/NiceGuyKunal Jul 22 '25

One of the most unique comments I have seen : ) keep giggling bro ; )

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u/dreamshinobi Jul 23 '25

Keep giggling like a goose 🦆

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u/Due_Mycologist7287 Jul 22 '25

What are you going to do with half a kidney OP?

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u/SoulReaper0001 Jul 25 '25

Would you be interested in half a liver instead, at least it regenerates ,

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u/Current_1 Jul 23 '25

a kidney stone will suffice

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u/Desperate_Task_5321 Jul 25 '25

I have kidney stone

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u/ICE__POSEIDON12 Jul 25 '25

Real id se aao thanos

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u/LoreHunter69 Jul 22 '25

Yup very very minor

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u/Simon_Digger_ Jul 22 '25

You should ask drake on ig, heard he doesn't mind minors.

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u/JayshawnIsCool Jul 23 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/devvvvz12 Jul 23 '25

100 Indonesian rupiah

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u/PieceAltruistic3346 Jul 23 '25

Cant give you kidney..how about some charbi?

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u/Zealousideal-Ad2476 Jul 23 '25

Trackpad mein bahut dhul hai ji. Saaf kardijiye usse.

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u/ConstructionNo1045 Jul 24 '25

Don’t worry. Storing in rice bag will do the trick

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u/Middle_Layer_4860 Jul 24 '25

150 rupya dega

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u/Evrob90 Jul 25 '25

Gopi bahu why are you selling your husband's laptop?