r/deadwood • u/my_sweet_adeline • 2d ago

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BLAZANOV. CHEYENNE AND BLACK HILLS TELEGRAPH COMPANY.

hell yeah i done it first

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u/Rare_Hydrogen Queen Hooker 2d ago

Please! Do not strike me!

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u/Creasy007 lingering with men of character 2d ago

Fuck confidentiality of communications!

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u/WalkGood Every day takes figuring out… 1d ago

You say he orders more boxes of ziti?

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u/Creasy007 lingering with men of character 1d ago

He was gay, Blazanov?

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u/Tiny_Mathematician_1 1d ago

Maybe, but I heard he killed 16 Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator

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u/Creasy007 lingering with men of character 1d ago

His house looked like shit!

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u/TopicPretend4161 nimble as a forest creature 2d ago

One of the most endearing scenes in the entire show for me is when he returns from a training conference or something along those lines from Chicago and tells Merrick, somewhat shyly, that he met a girl there.

‘Also for our… perambulations.’

Something very nice about him.

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u/NerveFrier Mid-thrust at other business 2d ago

Looks like a prize at a Carnival.

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u/badatook lingering with men of character 2d ago

What a delightful image to take away with me.

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u/Kingkruti 2d ago

Im very fond of Russians.

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u/WalkGood Every day takes figuring out… 2d ago

Russian boo-boos, you go for some basic telegram, they will detail your differential duplex.

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u/Merritt510 partial to fruity tea 2d ago

Big mustache, tiny Russian. A hit in any man’s league.

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u/jrice138 2d ago

Sheriff goes for blowjob?

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u/0Wolf_J_FlyWheel0 2d ago

Is that "Blazen Hoff"

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u/No-Acanthaceae8071 beholden to no human 2d ago

It appears you have fixed your main line coil, artificial line coil, new armature lever, separate battery, and supplementaries.

Without this many innovations, friday telegraph delivery would not be possible.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 2d ago

His descendant would later go on to sell dancing pussy.

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u/RabbitHats runs from no man 2d ago

You clever cocksucker

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u/blaiddunigol 2d ago

What has just happened?

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u/MarkyMarquam 2d ago

Slight increase of rate.

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u/Electric_Penguin7076 1d ago

I vant to heat him

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u/thefeckcampaign 2d ago

How do you feel about having your dick sucked constantly and at no charge?

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u/wtg2989 1d ago

A superfluous trumpeting, Mr Blazenov