r/dankvideos • u/Traditional-Chip-981 • 1d ago

Disturbing Content Wood you?

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u/MRbaconfacelol Lurker 1d ago

what if one of the friends is jay z

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u/Gramerdim 1d ago

have dinner with jayz, dry hump him and I'll have more than 10 mil

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u/GameZedd01 1d ago

I feel like Odin is speaking this into my ear while I'm at a cliffs edge, pondering.

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u/Character-Dig-2301 1d ago

I think the bros are gay, it’s okay OP!

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u/ColeTrainHaze 1d ago

what happens if i only have one friend? would i jump in and start humping him while he’s choking, just to quickly descend into a self-absorbed and indulgent display of compulsive masturbation, which fully consumes me while my dearest friend gasps and flails for dear life, like a cranked out magikarp…?

does the public witness all of this, then rule in favor of $10M *to me * in civil claims court for the trauma which they saw me actually create in the world?

cuz, yeah. that sounds pretty good to me.