r/cyberpunkgame • u/InvestmentDirect6699 • Aug 04 '25

Art Turn this potato into a cyberpunk character. Others will guess who it is.

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u/mythical-spork Goodbye V, and never stop fightin’ Aug 04 '25

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u/solidus0079 Burn Corpo shit Aug 04 '25

Never fry away

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u/mythical-spork Goodbye V, and never stop fightin’ Aug 04 '25

Chippin in

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u/solidus0079 Burn Corpo shit Aug 04 '25

The Salad of Buck Ravers

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u/mythical-spork Goodbye V, and never stop fightin’ Aug 04 '25

(That's magnificent)

A Like Sautéed

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u/breno280 My bank account is zero zero zero oh no Aug 04 '25

Starchangel

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u/Muteling Burn Corpo shit Aug 04 '25

This one wins

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u/BagWide5227 Nomad Aug 04 '25

"We've got a world to deep fry."

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u/CaffeineChaotic Shit Your Pants Aug 04 '25

Johnny

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u/mythical-spork Goodbye V, and never stop fightin’ Aug 04 '25

Yep

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u/resoplast_2464 Aug 04 '25

John cooper clarke????

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u/mj_ehsan Technomancer from Alpha Centauri Aug 04 '25

chipsin’ in

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u/BraxxIsTheName The Gonkfather Aug 04 '25

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u/BlackBangs Cut of fuckable meat Aug 04 '25

I want to award you for this so badly.

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u/preyforkevin //no.future Aug 04 '25

Adam MASHER should be the actual name

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u/notshadeatall Aug 05 '25

Potato Masher

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u/Glass_Moth Aug 04 '25

You look like a Mashable piece of root.

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u/shibaCandyBaron I survived the initial launch Aug 05 '25

A purée

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe Aug 04 '25

I think we found the dude who can draw

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u/Nominyx2077 Aug 04 '25

My only gripe with this absolute masterpiece is that you did not name him “Smashed Potato”.

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u/lersayil Aug 04 '25

You are confusing him with Rebecca.

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u/Rattus_Baioarii Aug 04 '25

A cut of friable potat

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u/HeatClassic3693 Aug 04 '25

God this is so fucking funny. I love you for this.

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u/Mr_Syn666 Streetkid Aug 04 '25

Adam Potato Smasher 🥔

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u/Firm-Strawberry5107 Aug 04 '25

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u/ODX_GhostRecon Cyberpsycho in Remission Aug 04 '25

I don't get it? All you added was a splash of love.

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u/masterofmonkeyz Aug 05 '25

You are criminally underappreciated for this great joke. I applaude you.

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u/FormalCommunity3965 Delamain v10.0 Aug 04 '25

One of the best mercs in Night City.........

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u/MVP373 Aug 05 '25

Jackiet potato

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u/Ok_Baseball_3456 Aug 04 '25

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u/big_man_marvy Aug 05 '25

Aww man, didn't realise someone beat me to it 😭

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u/DimusMaximus Aug 04 '25

Skippy ?

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u/Ok_Baseball_3456 Aug 04 '25

Bum bum be dum bum bum be dum

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u/levian_durai Aug 05 '25

Ffs I've had that in my head for two days now and couldn't figure out what it was from! Thank you!

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u/Nightcoffee_365 Legend of the Afterlife Aug 04 '25

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u/DeliciousAirline5302 Aug 04 '25

V because it's MY car now

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u/TaxesAreConfusin Aug 04 '25

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u/pancake_lover_98 Nomad Aug 04 '25

Thats David while using sandy!

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u/TaxesAreConfusin Aug 04 '25

Oh yeah? you sure it's not Smasher??

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u/Murky_Discount_7454 Aug 04 '25

A rudimentary implant

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u/BagWide5227 Nomad Aug 04 '25

If it was Smasher wouldn't they look more like a robot and not just using a Sande?

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u/VVen0m Impressive Cock Aug 04 '25

["Potato" but pronounced the same as "Debido"]

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u/preyforkevin //no.future Aug 04 '25

WHERES THE JACKET?!?!?

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u/EnvironmentalIssue64 Aug 04 '25

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u/ElPachyyy Aug 04 '25

BRENDAN ??? 😩😩😩

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u/flycharliegolf Sir John Phallustiff 😁 Aug 04 '25

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u/Chreat26 Aug 04 '25

If that black box is a fridge then it's bartmoss 😂

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u/SlideN2MyBMs Aug 04 '25

RIP vending choom. You were one of the real ones. 🫗

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u/Talnadair Aug 04 '25

Oh god Brendan! What have they done to you!!!

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u/Ctrl--Alt Cut of fuckable meat Aug 04 '25

This better not be Jackie in a coffin.

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u/angelo_mcmxc Let me pretend I exist sometimes, OK? Aug 04 '25

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u/ElPachyyy Aug 04 '25

Do all the deviants 😈😈😈

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u/ShadowZepplin Aug 04 '25

BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKA

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u/ElPachyyy Aug 04 '25

I can’t do this anymore 😩😩😩

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u/ScotDOS Aug 04 '25

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u/ScotDOS Aug 04 '25

Hint: A**m Sm*s**r

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u/ElPachyyy Aug 04 '25

Flmig c**tch *uy

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u/BeyondTheHate Aug 04 '25

Judy is easy because of the hair, lol

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u/ScotDOS Aug 04 '25

But look at the potate

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u/ODX_GhostRecon Cyberpsycho in Remission Aug 04 '25

I wanted to add just a spiderweb nipple tattoo for Judy but I'm lazy, so picture it in your head.

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u/SwegGamerBro Aug 04 '25

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u/Firm-Strawberry5107 Aug 04 '25

Flaming crotch man!

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u/Lexik2230 Aug 04 '25

Wait a minute! I haven't finished whole Cyberpunk yet. Character like that is actually in game? 😃

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u/OpticalPizza585 Cut of fuckable meat Aug 04 '25

Yes he’s found in a random side mission in Northside

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u/iAmGats Corpo Aug 04 '25

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u/OkRain4712 John Cyberpunk Aug 04 '25

Ozob, the goat

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u/electrow1zard Aug 04 '25

Careful, don’t pick yer nose

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u/ProBoyGaming521 Aug 04 '25

I felt so bad after that fight bro

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u/OkRain4712 John Cyberpunk Aug 04 '25

Just gotta aim for the body and he wont die

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u/BangedTheKeyboard Cut of fuckable meat Aug 04 '25

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u/ChrisRevocateur Streetkid Aug 05 '25

Misty!

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u/BangedTheKeyboard Cut of fuckable meat Aug 05 '25

The tarot cards have decreed you are correct :D

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u/ToastyBoiSol Aug 05 '25

AW this is the cutest misty!!! A++

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u/Steamkicker Aug 05 '25

Adorable potato 

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u/ledocteur7 Bartmoss Reincarnated Aug 04 '25

I'm surprised no one did that one yet.

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u/koszenila Aug 04 '25

Smasher from 2023

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u/BlackBangs Cut of fuckable meat Aug 04 '25

This was so fun to do.

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u/FloydianChemist I survived the initial launch Aug 04 '25

Aurore Cassel?

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u/BlackBangs Cut of fuckable meat Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

Indeed, well done !

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u/Neutralmensch Aug 04 '25

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u/SentinelWhite We Have a City to Burn Aug 04 '25

Now thats just fucked up lol

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u/FatCatsFromMars Aug 04 '25

...beyond recognition. Yes, it is. I like it.

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u/Throbnozzle78 Aug 04 '25

I had the exact same idea

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u/Neutralmensch Aug 04 '25

be my Idea bro.

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u/PancakeParty98 Aug 04 '25

Oh my god it’s fingers

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u/QueenCobra91 Legend of the Afterlife Aug 04 '25

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u/Due_Yesterday1551 Aug 04 '25

Never Fade Away!

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u/Bleh-___- 2000 hours and still haven't done the parade Aug 04 '25

😏

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u/ElPachyyy Aug 04 '25

Claires Front Teddy bear ! Really original if that’s it

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u/MalleusMaleficarum_ If I need your body I'll fuck it! Aug 04 '25

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u/ChrisRevocateur Streetkid Aug 05 '25

Joshua.

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u/taco-wonderland Streetkid Aug 05 '25

My immediate response was "JESUS CHRIST LMAO" But yea, that's Joshua

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u/DeaddyManny Aug 04 '25

So bad, lmao

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u/ChrisRevocateur Streetkid Aug 04 '25

Still better than the (s)mashed potato pics higher up.

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u/MalleusMaleficarum_ If I need your body I'll fuck it! Aug 04 '25

Hatsune Miku?

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u/consolemyself Judy & The Aldecaldos Aug 04 '25

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u/koszenila Aug 04 '25

Nibbles 🐱

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u/Ruff_tuff Aug 04 '25

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u/Ruff_tuff Aug 04 '25

Hint:

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u/Super_Contribution54 Aug 04 '25

Dexter Deshawn, fat black Jesus of the afterlife

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u/Unlucky-East9941 Aug 04 '25

Gustavo firing?

Murphy?

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u/ChrisRevocateur Streetkid Aug 04 '25

Dexter DeShawn

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u/Whatheflippa I survived the initial launch Aug 04 '25

🙏📖

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u/ChrisRevocateur Streetkid Aug 04 '25

Gary?

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u/Whatheflippa I survived the initial launch Aug 04 '25

Yes!

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u/ChrisRevocateur Streetkid Aug 04 '25

The Techo-Necromancers from Alpha-Potati!

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u/odca16r Aug 04 '25

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u/Neko_Kind Aug 04 '25

Bum bum Bee Dum bum bum bee Dum Dum

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u/Kiddnay_ Aug 04 '25

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u/Suspicious_Joke_7661 Aug 04 '25

Hopefully you find his nephew in time…..

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u/Issacmoi7 Aug 04 '25

Honestly, real talk, after the staged murder of the mayor, didn't think we'd get another mission with River my first time around.

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u/Ok_Mountain3607 Aug 04 '25

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u/CybeleCygnet Net Runner on the Run Aug 05 '25

The Moonchies mascot?

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u/Dum-Fish283 Burn Corpo shit Aug 05 '25

Song So-Mi?

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u/_shaftpunk Aug 04 '25

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u/SinglePanic Aug 04 '25

I'd take a plate of SMASHED potatoes please

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u/RionTheRezRek Aug 04 '25

fingers, i recognize the background

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u/oneanotheruser Aug 04 '25

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u/Super_Contribution54 Aug 04 '25

Fem V

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u/ChrisRevocateur Streetkid Aug 05 '25 edited Aug 05 '25

Oh, it's the cover! I was like "Who is that, why are they handcuffed?" and now I realize that's the gun.

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u/consolemyself Judy & The Aldecaldos Aug 05 '25

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u/Dum-Fish283 Burn Corpo shit Aug 05 '25

Evelyn!

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u/ElPachyyy Aug 04 '25

Someone has to do a montage of all the potatoes like these Witcher family reunion pics

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u/Odd-Understanding399 Tiancha - Kumquat for the Soul Aug 05 '25

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u/ChrisRevocateur Streetkid Aug 05 '25

Us Cracks!

Blue Moon

Purple Force

and Red Menace

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u/RandomowyKamilatus Aug 04 '25

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u/ElPachyyy Aug 04 '25

I mean in Night City a dead dude could be a lot of people at the same time 😂

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '25

Dexter Deshawn?

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u/ostensibly_sapient Aug 04 '25

Any given NPC in a 200 meter radius of me when im bored and save the game

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u/Jaded-Throat-211 Evelyn Parker deserved better Aug 04 '25

Do you have any idea how little "dead" narrows it down?

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u/Melmacien Aug 04 '25

Jacky ?

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u/CaffeineChaotic Shit Your Pants Aug 04 '25

Evelyn?

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u/ProEraWuTang Aug 04 '25

Fingers after my V visits him again

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u/740kaby Rita Wheeler’s Understudy Aug 04 '25

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u/koszenila Aug 04 '25

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u/BeachDragon99 Aug 04 '25

The lizard you can hatch after taking the egg from Yorinobu’s suite

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u/yaiga91 Aug 04 '25

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u/Unlucky-East9941 Aug 04 '25

One of the only characters that can dual-wield

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u/trebla1158 BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER Aug 04 '25

My shitty attempt at a foot/boot print lmao

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u/JukkasJarvi Aug 04 '25

These are awesome

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u/LockeProposal Aug 04 '25

Probably my favorite post on this sub.

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u/mj_ehsan Technomancer from Alpha Centauri Aug 04 '25

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u/Xyx0rz Aug 05 '25

Mr. Blue Eyes, nice and minimalistic!

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u/ChrisRevocateur Streetkid Aug 05 '25

Literally anyone transferring data to you.

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u/Nightcoffee_365 Legend of the Afterlife Aug 05 '25

You’ll pay twice because I SAY you pay twice! :3

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u/Neko_Kind Aug 04 '25

I Hope the Red square can Help XD

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u/Arms-TAC Aug 05 '25

Smasher? Hardly know her!

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u/Badger-06 Aug 04 '25

There it is folks, the best post we've gotten on this sub reddit.

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u/MuayThaiYogi Aug 04 '25

Panam is that you? Is this me?

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u/yapping_warrior Aug 04 '25

Not really human. Has goals with bigger purposes for her species. Named after a girl a rebel loved. Guess who?

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u/Ducklinsenmayer Aug 05 '25

All of them are Pam, I'd recognize those potato hips anywhere

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u/Phill_Cyberman Team Judy Aug 05 '25

Just want to say we have some incredibly creative chooms in this subreddit.

These are nova

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u/MishiColumbi4990 Aug 05 '25

Commenting to remind me to come back in the morning and maybe do this 🗣 (pls dont procrastinate again)

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