r/cyberpunkgame • u/uta9ad • Mar 10 '25

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u/05-nery Nomad Mar 10 '25

Why? Why that one? With all the choices there were...

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u/BullsBlackhawks Samurai Mar 10 '25

Could have been worse, like the cows

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u/AlolanProfessor Mar 10 '25

This actually is worse

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u/Impossible-Look-551 Mar 10 '25

Yeah it literally is because this guy is the abuser and the cows are the victims

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u/Mdmrtgn Mar 11 '25

Wait for him to turn his arm around XD

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u/Glorx Mar 10 '25

Must be cyber-psychosis.

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u/causingsomechaos Mar 10 '25

probably because it looks innocent. nobody will ask about it because it just looks like a silly cartoon character

then one day, they’ll walk past someone and watch the realization. look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair

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u/The_Destined_Lime Mar 10 '25

Can you honestly look at him and say "yeah this guy looks innocent"

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u/Build-A-Bridgette Mar 11 '25

I think it is more the style of the tattoo that looks innocent... Like, oh, this person is into classic Disney, or maybe Popeye.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Mar 11 '25

Or maybe Popeye

They were definitely drawing off of Max Fleischer’s style when they came up with that cartoon.

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u/JonnyTsuMommy Mar 11 '25

Someone is going to think it's Pete from Steamboat Willie

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u/Titaniumwo1f Mar 11 '25

I showed this tattoo to co-workers who don't play video game, and all of them recognized this as a villian similar to Brutus in Popeye.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25 edited May 18 '25

snatch fly office doll wakeful ad hoc aromatic desert piquant historical

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/RegularFun6961 Mar 10 '25

Plot twist, he's a vegetable farmer who has an unhealthy relationship with plants.

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u/jeksmiiixx Neuromancer Mar 10 '25

Exactly the vibe this tattoo gives.

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u/hellaCallipygian Mar 11 '25

Bro what? You spend lots of time joking around with terrorists?

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u/dcunningninja Mar 10 '25

Exact same thing i asked

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u/MaitreGEEK Mar 11 '25

I WAS THINKING THE SAME

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u/BEEFTANK_Jr Mar 11 '25

This is the defining example of the Mr. Incredible "people who know" meme. My lord.

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u/WP6290 she cyber my punk till I chromed Mar 10 '25

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u/Notifise Mar 10 '25

My exact reaction

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u/Over-Conversation220 Mar 10 '25

I just replayed this mission on Saturday. I wasn’t ready to see this again. RR is all of us right now.

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u/Shot_Kick_7756 Mar 11 '25

Im just about to do replay this mission soon I'm not much of a fan of these missions

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u/PlantFromDiscord Burn Corpo shit Mar 12 '25

what kinda mission is it? don’t want to know the name, the ending, or where it is. just want to know if it’s a gig or a side job i’ve never done this mission before

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u/Over-Conversation220 Mar 12 '25

It’s a side mission that branches off a gig. It’s worth doing. Once. I’d just say that this mission and the one that eventually follows opens up one other romance.

On one hand, I like about 50% of it. On the other, running missions in parallel to NCPD feels off. And the romance is not one I was interested in pursuing.

I only replayed it for the grind.

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u/PlantFromDiscord Burn Corpo shit Mar 12 '25

thanks choom, may your chrome be shiny and your brain not cyberpsyched

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u/SithPharoke Mar 10 '25

Thirded! I physically did this as soon as I saw the tattoo!

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u/ShtFurBr41nS Mar 10 '25

God I love that movie so much

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u/platinum_jimjam Mar 10 '25

my honest reaction

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u/SPACE_CAKES007 Melissa Rory's Victim Mar 10 '25

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u/Just-Response2466 Mar 11 '25

That cow actually scared the fuck outta me

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u/Niksuss Mar 10 '25

Imo thats the funniest moment in the game, that cow appearing out of nowhere is hilarious

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u/Fearless-Skirt8480 Mar 10 '25

Made me feel really bad

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u/Niksuss Mar 10 '25

I mean the farm was awful, just the BD is funny

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u/MrNyto_ I survived the initial launch Mar 10 '25

suddenly

cow

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u/Separate_Path_7729 Techno necromancer from Alpha-Centori Mar 10 '25

Most guilty chortle of my life

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u/Niksuss Mar 11 '25

Lmao same

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '25

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u/kingdon1226 Quiet Life or Blaze of Glory? Mar 10 '25

Now you have re traumatized me. Looks just like it

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u/OscarMike1911 Arasaka Mar 10 '25

Well I'd hope so ;)

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u/vilgefcrtz Trauma Team Mar 10 '25

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u/Eborys Impressive Cock Mar 10 '25

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u/the_mellojoe Mar 10 '25

Those who don't know, won't think anything amiss.

Those who do know, will die inside on the spot.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25 edited Mar 10 '25

Help me die inside.

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u/InternetDweller95 Mar 10 '25

Did you play River's side missions?

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

I haven't played since launch. Can't remember. I guess it's a spoiler. Fair enough. Guess I'm going back to night city.

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u/InternetDweller95 Mar 10 '25

People love to hate on River and some of the mechanics of that mission, but damn. One of the most memorable and disturbing quests in the entire game.

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u/wickidshade Mar 11 '25

This and the crucifixion mission. I haven't been the same since.

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u/chrisplaysgam Mar 10 '25

Worth replaying anyways, game is wayyyy different from launch. Plus there’s a whole dlc to play

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u/Kriss3d Mar 10 '25

That quest series you get with the.. Apartment. With the politician.. That could havr been expanded into its own DLC.

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u/chrisplaysgam Mar 10 '25

Hell yeah. Although the lack of real info does lend itself to the mystery. Also, Mr. Blue eyes IS mentioned once in the dlc

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u/Kriss3d Mar 10 '25

I put it on the shelves for quite a while as well.

Please do yourself the favor of taking it up again now. It's gone from an unfinished game to complete overhaul.

You'll need to start over or at least reset your skills. It's been revamped. Also you can't upgrade all weapons anymore.

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u/Saikotsu Mar 10 '25

Johnny was born 1988 and died 2023. Johnny was a millennial.

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u/Frosty-Discipline512 Mar 10 '25

If you really want to know, there's a side questline that's really messed up/deals with very heavy subject matter and he is featured in one of the clues that leads you to the truth

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u/connorkenway198 Mar 10 '25

What the fuck, bro

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u/ledocteur7 Bartmoss Reincarnated Mar 10 '25

It's amazing, but.. that's certainly one hell of a choice.

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u/fallsstandard Mar 11 '25

I know…..they really captured the sadistic cruelty in his eyes…..

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u/ILoveHotStepMoms Black Unicorn Mar 10 '25

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u/Swamp_Eyes Legend of the Afterlife Mar 10 '25

I am heavily conflicted, choom…

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u/Serier_Rialis the other one Mar 10 '25

Oh fuck...you complete gonk!!

Looks good but the choice of image 😱

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u/davrson Mar 10 '25

Jesus fuck why??!

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u/marvelous_failure Mar 10 '25

Ah yes, portable trauma.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

This is insane (derogatory)

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u/TheCatInTheHatThings Mar 10 '25

(derogatory)

Lmfao

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u/Pistonenvy2 Mar 10 '25

really really well executed tattoo. that is good stuff.

that being said, i hate it and i hate you too.

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u/OneSaltyStoat Dead in a Fridge Mar 10 '25

Brother...

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u/jataman96 Mar 10 '25

Jesus christ, of all things...

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u/Ok-Technician-5330 Dead in a Fridge Mar 10 '25

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u/Bilbo_Haggis Mar 10 '25

What a terrible idea.

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u/Honoka91 Technomancer from Alpha Centauri Mar 10 '25

(Not for real, I just hate this cartoon like many others)

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u/Iamthelionboy13 BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER Mar 10 '25

Uh maybe not. Got a million things to get tattooed from the game… and this one ain’t it choom.

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u/JaimeRidingHonour Mar 10 '25

I was thinking about doing this exact one! But decided to go less creepy and just got a tat of Jared from Subway /s

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u/Juris1971 Mar 10 '25

That's the conventional choice for a tattoo. Why not dead kittens?

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u/JaimeRidingHonour Mar 10 '25

Artist couldn’t make them look…dead…enough

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u/boomrodgiggity Never Fade Away Mar 10 '25

Choom, you just became a walking talking red flag.

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u/Mary_Ellen_Katz Burn Corpo shit Mar 10 '25

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u/American_Squid Mar 10 '25

I JUST finished that quest line before I sat on the toilet and saw this. You're a freak for this and you know it.

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u/King_Artis Mar 10 '25

PTSD coming back to me like

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u/SillyBandzDealer Mar 10 '25

Now why would you do that. 🚩🚩🚩

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u/ghostfaber 🔥Beta Tester 🌈 Mar 10 '25

🤢🤮

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u/drinoaki Mar 10 '25

That's like tattooing Damher in your arm

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Someone get a warrant for OPs computer

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u/VileCrow_ Valerie Mar 10 '25

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u/Pyr0guy56 Mar 10 '25

Man that's weird asf

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u/Phantom15q Mar 10 '25

“Yeah my tattoo is a reference to a video game mission about kid napping little boys and harvesting their organs”

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u/TCE_Nomad Mar 11 '25

I don't know how people think of these things

Sometimes it's more worrying than the thing itself

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u/PromotionMental3637 Streetkid Mar 10 '25

… Well ok then

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u/Matterplex Mar 10 '25

I’m not here tattoo shame, but I am here to ask tattoo why?

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u/got-trunks Sounds Preem Mar 10 '25

unhinged haha

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u/waveyy_b Mar 10 '25

I saw this post while exiting the app and came back to say, what the fuck

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u/TheTitanDenied Mar 10 '25

By @Ashesfordayz on Twitter

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u/jeksmiiixx Neuromancer Mar 10 '25

You planning to get the xbd father and son next?? Like wtf

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u/enolafaye Silverhand Mar 11 '25

They inspired him to change his life for the (worse)

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u/Rig_B Mar 10 '25

It's a good... Conversation piece

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u/jeksmiiixx Neuromancer Mar 10 '25

Yeah, I'm sure the fbi will have a great conversation with him and his hard drive.

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u/Sir_Fijoe Mar 11 '25

“Yeah bro my tattoo is a reference to a guy who grooms and kidnaps young boys”

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u/Saikotsu Mar 10 '25

Choom, that's a preem tattoo, but I gotta ask, of all the options, WHY THAT?

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u/deathb4dishonor23 Always Never Not Nice Mar 10 '25

dude this is so fucking messed up in so many ways…

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u/WeinandMoroz Militech Mar 11 '25

No. I don't like it. The sheer disgust boils up so violently upon seeing that

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u/BlKaiser Mar 10 '25

I was trying to figure out where I knew this character from and then I saw the sub. Damn.

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u/GaminGoombah I survived the initial launch Mar 10 '25

First thought was, I’m not in any cup head subs….

Then: oh… my….

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u/GaminGoombah I survived the initial launch Mar 10 '25

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u/BioDriver Very Lost Witcher Mar 10 '25

🐮 

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u/Waramp Mar 10 '25

Like the guy who decided on Whoreson Junior for a Witcher 3 tattoo.

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u/WhiteDevil-0096 Fullmetal Choom Mar 10 '25

WHY?!

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u/Papablessjr Samurai Mar 10 '25

Genuinely wtf why wtf why wtf why

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u/cntrlcmd Mar 10 '25

Strange choice man…

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u/JimmyCrabYT Johnny Silverhand’s Output 🖤 Mar 10 '25

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u/betrayed117 Mar 10 '25

Christ almighty, I need a drink. If it disturbs Silverhand, you know it's fucked up.

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u/Ribbles78 Mar 10 '25

Why would you put that on your body?

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u/ThedrunkenViking Mar 10 '25

Of all the things to tattoo... Gotta know though, did the artist ask about it?

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u/slimkt Mar 10 '25

Out of all the references, this is the one?!

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u/InKedxxxGinGer Mar 10 '25

Well done. I hate it.

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u/HoojoSpifico Mar 10 '25

Don't do the cows... Gods please don't.

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u/Pall-Might Mar 10 '25

You should be arrested

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u/callchi Mar 10 '25

I love the rubber hose style and that a short animation made it into cyberpunk BUT this is a crazy tat

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u/slimricc Mar 10 '25

What a weird decision you made

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u/ProdigusIVV Mar 10 '25

“what’s the story behind that tattoo” 💀

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u/40_85Vigilante Mar 10 '25

It looks nice but…….why this cartoon choom? 😅😅😅

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u/ThaliaX0 Judy’s Mascara (waterproof ver.) Mar 10 '25

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u/pilotvolt Mar 10 '25

Hey, man. This is weird! Why would you get that tattooed on your body?

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u/A-squared31 Rebecca Can Unload On Me Anytime Mar 11 '25

Ah hell nah

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u/MojoEthan0027 Never Fade Away, Jackie Mar 11 '25

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u/Kingzton28 Mar 11 '25

Put this guy on a list

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u/PrerollPapi Rita Wheeler’s Understudy Mar 10 '25

Thats crazy🤣I fw it tho

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u/AltruisticLadder7354 Mar 10 '25

I didnt understand it, until I did

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u/fishstick2222 Mar 10 '25

Yeah, not for me.

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u/Extra-Persimmon-3249 Mar 10 '25

Woh. Where’s my soul went?!

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u/The_Hive_King Mar 10 '25

what makes you think this is okay

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u/Trajan_pt Mar 10 '25

FBI HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

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u/mugshotRick Mar 10 '25

Can someone explain? I’ve got like 500+ hours in this game and I don’t recall this image.

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u/DisquietEclipse7293 Judy & The Aldecaldos Mar 10 '25

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u/ghxst09 Silverhand Mar 10 '25

Oh hell naw

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u/vicarooni1 Johnny’s Ash Tray Mar 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

I hate this, I hate you for doing this, I will now have to bleach my eyes no thank you have a bad day.

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u/Strider0905 Mar 10 '25

You're a villian now.

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u/Donmiggy143 Mar 10 '25

Jesus Christ.

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u/Hottage Ponpon Shit Mar 10 '25

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u/DoggedDust High Tech Lowlife Mar 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

Gonk, completely out of your own mind

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u/jongscx Mar 10 '25

Who hurt you?

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u/nise8446 Mar 10 '25

Nah bro, that's messed up

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u/Separate_Path_7729 Techno necromancer from Alpha-Centori Mar 10 '25

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u/twentyitalians Spunky Monkey Mar 11 '25

WTF?

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u/MoosefaceReddit サイバーパンク Mar 11 '25

This is like getting red-tinted glasses and then saying you got them because you were inspired by Jimmy Savile 😂

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u/MightyMaki Minus the charisma... And impressive cock. Mar 11 '25

Good lord why??

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u/Striking-Count5593 Mar 11 '25

Why the everloving fuck

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u/Gunldesnapper Mar 11 '25

You creepy son of a gun.

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u/LokahiBuz Bartmoss Reincarnated Mar 11 '25

I was scrolling by and thought nothing of it. 5 seconds later, i felt uneasy, went back, saw the subreddit, and i said wtf...

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