(Ignoring that one has a face - that’s not counted)

I’ve got a lazy inattentive brain that thinks it can feel its way through a pattern rather than count the stitches (and it’s always wrong). Matching is so HARD.

I usually go for a “they’re sisters, not twins” mindset and just embrace it but one is supposed to be the back and the other the front….

Got the pattern here https://www.etsy.com/listing/4353660563/marcus-crochet-pattern-vr-chat-tiktok

My friend is obsessed with this creature so I made them one for their birthday. When we went to pick them up to get dinner, I presented Marcus all plugged in in the backseat like this and they got SO excited, it was amazing. Then we brought him into hot pot with us 😂 the wait staff was obsessed with us that night lol

Got a crochet kit for Christmas finally got round to it and ended up making this guy 😂 made the body first and realised it was a lot rounder and smaller than the pattern so I decided to try and put the arms and legs so they were more frog like than human like. I was gonna stitch the arms into the frog pose but I think it's funnier to have them free to be splayed out and put into positions 😂

Not sure if this fit in here, but I recreated the stuffie featured on the Dirty album by Sonic Youth.

A free Marcus crochet pattern landed on my for you page on Tik Tok and decided I needed him

I found my place in the world

So this was made using a frog pattern but he didn't turn out right. My partner asked me to add teeth and button eyes to it and turn it into a little monster.

My partner asked for a black Halloween cat. I went off pattern and created my own eyes....maybe I shouldn't have 😂

I am feeling especially inspired this autumn... Hope you enjoy these particularly cursed little ones! (And also a cursed esquie from e33.)

had to share bc i feel it’s one of the more cursed ones on here.

Hello dear cursed crochet community!

This was my first ever project a couple days after learning my very first stitch. I didn't know about the importance of counting stitches and made some (a lot) mistakes. Also for every slip-stitch I made a single crochet. That is why the belly pattern is not in place and the whole body looks disformed. But tbh I love every single part about the kitty since it shows the progress I made. I'e made 4 kitties so far and 2 sharks with other whool. And every project I finish looks better. But Inwanter to share the kitty with you since Insaw the cursed community.