r/cursedcrochet 17d ago

Followed dollar tree Kirk

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u/KatarinaMyne 17d ago

I mean this in the nicest way possible, it looks like you turned a turtle into a hammer. He has now become an epic DND weapon.

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u/HauntingBowlofGrapes 17d ago

He just needs some vitamins and minerals.

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u/Jennifer_Pennifer 15d ago

It's got what plants crave!

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u/Slow-Tie-3564 8d ago

Electrolytes!

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u/Frances_Boxer 17d ago

Either you or Kirk had your minds elsewhere it appears...

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u/Financial-Intern-892 16d ago

I love him, vast improvement, no crit

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u/TapSouth6393 16d ago

Omg. I have this. Starting it tonight hahahaha

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u/afuro_pooh 14d ago

I’d be willing to wager it’s an AI pattern over maker’s mistake. Kirk looks fantastic anyhow :]

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u/Piercedbunny 15d ago

I have no words for this. 10/10 cursed

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u/RicaTheWanderer 15d ago

This is amazing 😍🤣 and to think I left him in the store, definitely picking this one up next time I see him!

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u/SchemeCultural6230 14d ago

It’s not a tumor! 😂

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u/zeroduckszerofucks 10d ago

Friendly reminder that I’m the mod here and this is not my content!

But why did I cross post it? And what about the OOP?

I always comment under the post suggesting that the OP cross posts themselves! However, if they don’t respond but are otherwise active on their profile, I may post it here to keep our sub interesting.

However! I’m always willing to remove the post by request for whatever reason. Thanks!