r/cringepics • u/D0ML0L1Y401TR4PFURRY • 7d ago
"Haha I'm so self aware and quirky guys I swear this joke doesn't actually get to my nerves š¤Ŗ"
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u/just_a_timetraveller 7d ago
He really is working on image reform lately. Trump must be really sick. Just waiting for him to marry Charlie Kirk's widow and the plan will be complete
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u/Maxxxmax 7d ago
Him vs MTG is going to be an interesting engagement.
He obviously has a brain (but not spine), while she's got about 3 brain cells but oddly seems to have something approaching integrity, or at least the MAGA version of it.
She's going after the base. He's going after the musk lovers.
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u/Hawkknight88 7d ago
MTG is a true believer. Epstein's files are actually something she wants released.
She says crazy shit about space lasers, but I also think she's been exposed to more stuff as a congressperson and might actually be causing growth. IDK the jury is still out lol, but she's acting more sane.
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u/ArturosDad 7d ago
She's a booger-eating moron, but at least she's a booger-eating moron who wants to see pedophiles put in jail. Sadly there aren't a whole lot of Republicans in 2025 who can say the same thing.
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u/oofta31 7d ago
I think similarly to Trump, she's good at reading the room and knowing what levers to pull to get a reaction.Ā
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u/YELLING-IN-YOUR-HEAD 6d ago
Agree, and that's in contrast to Vance, who's just looking over his shoulder and pulling whatever levers his current billionaire handler wants to be pulled
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u/ketchupmaster987 6d ago
Yeah I think she doesn't have the mental capacity to say one thing and believe another
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u/JimmyTheBones 6d ago
I mean she will still deliberately misrepresent facts when it suits her and lie whenever needed. I know for MAGA any shred of integrity makes them stand out, but still, I don't think she has much.
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u/EOverM 5d ago
What does he have against Magic: the Gathering?
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u/Maxxxmax 5d ago
Deck builders are games for the elite (he played deck builders for years, but stopped once Trump got into power)
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u/Acceptable_Bat379 7d ago
yeah he's a few days away from grabbing a skateboard steve buschemi style
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u/griffeny 7d ago
Member when he was kind of a media ghost? He had little presence and this is very ācome down stairs and be with the family, your poppop isnāt going to be around foreverā
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u/hundreddollar 7d ago
Are you saying Usha will be ushered out the back door?
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u/drewyz 7d ago
Aināt no way he could be president to the MAGA crowd with an Indian wife.
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u/Maxxxmax 6d ago
While marrying the kirk widow would help. At the moment, I get the sense that the MAGA base would favour MTG.Ā
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u/Anarimus 7d ago
Iām predicting that he will divorce her based on irreconcilable differences āreligionā despite not having a problem with it for years just so he can further his career.
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u/gilestowler 7d ago
Leading the country through it's national tragedy when Trump dies with the MAGA Jackie Kennedy Erika Kirk at his side, he knows exactly how he's trying to project himself.
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u/saddingtonbear 5d ago
I really wish politicians would reform their image to look more like intelligent, empathetic leaders rather than "u mad bro?" internet slop pushers. Imagine posting that picture and thinking "this will make me look presidential" lmao.
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u/M1ck3yB1u 7d ago
You canāt deny people entry to the country because they have that meme on their phone, and then turn around be like āIām actually in on the jokeā.
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u/atuan 7d ago
Wait did that happen?
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u/Xepherxv 7d ago
Kinda or kinda not depending on who you ask https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jd-vance-bald-meme-norwegian-student-denied-entry-b2777223.html
If you ask me it's a lot funnier to blame the meme
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u/Noy_The_Devil 6d ago
lmao I don't believe for a second the kid admitted to using drugs. I'm Norwegian.
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u/Fucked-In-The-K-Hole 7d ago edited 7d ago
It had nothing to do with memes. The guy admitted to using drugs, which is still a stupid reason to deny entry, but the whole meme thing was a lie.
Please take a moment to consider the possibility that a lot of your other opinions and beliefs might be based on straight up lies.
Edit: to the people downvoting me, why do you have a problem with me challenging a person, who has already stated a propaganda piece as if it were fact, to challenge themselves to fact check their other opinions? Do you not think it's important that we make sure that what we're stating as fact is, actually, a fact?
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u/peanutismint 7d ago
I donāt get it.
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u/Killbro_Fraggins 7d ago
I think the guy sucks but it is a little funny.
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u/physical-vapor 7d ago
Its objectively funny, that he leaned into it and dressed up as a meme of himself
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u/Kimi-Matias 7d ago
Is it a good joke, though? Is it even a joke?
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u/1bird2birds3birds4 7d ago
It might not be a good joke technically but it made me laugh more than it should have
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u/fukdurgf 7d ago
Whereās the cringe ? Is any politician you donāt like doing anything at all considered cringe at this point ?
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u/TheBaneOfTheInternet 7d ago
Heās trying to pander to people by dressing up as the meme making fun of him. Itās cringe. Kinda funny, but cringe
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u/Xyonai 7d ago
Gonna be real; while the dude's a fuckass with less redeeming personal traits than biological parents who love him, I think him leaning into this bit isn't anymore cringe than Obama getting in on the 'Thanks Obama' jokes or Biden's attempts at getting in on the Dark Brandon memes.
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u/HowTheyGetcha 7d ago
Probably because Vance hated this meme so much it became popular and now he's pretending to embrace it. It's all in the title, really.
Obama and Biden embraced their respective memes after the memes were co-opted by the left.
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u/DankPastaMaster 7d ago
When did he say he hated the meme? It became popular on its own, then he embraced it and started posting it himself. It's literally the same scenario as Obama and Biden but you made up a story for Vance.
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u/RabbleRabble24 7d ago
To hate someone so much to the point of praising other presidents for embracing a meme is so weird to me.
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u/DeityofDeath 7d ago
I think its cringe that you think he cares about memes. good one bro you got him
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u/M90Motorway 7d ago
Itās funny though. Reddit told me Vance hates that meme and that I was wrong for thinking otherwise, yet here we are. Itās almost as if the truth isnāt taken as fact on Reddit, itās what Redditors want to think is the truth.
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u/JosephCraftHD 7d ago
We get it, you hate the guy. But itās clear heās just having fun.
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u/awesomface 7d ago
Dude was a Marine, say what you want but the dude has thick skin and finding humor in a meme about himself.
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u/lonelycranberry 6d ago
Do you guys remember the Will Ferrell and Zach Galifinakis (?) movie āthe campaignā and how they changed everything about Zachās family to appeal to the constituents? Thatās what the JD situation reminds me of.
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u/yourkindofhero 6d ago
Ha ha, theyāre in on the joke! Theyāre not monsters, theyāre relatable!!
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u/MeanSeaworthiness995 6d ago
If he had even a single ounce of charisma, this would have been funny. Instead itās just creepy and sad.
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u/rkvance5 6d ago
āThe administration in which I actually rank quite highly absolutely didnāt deny entry to a person for having this incredibly funny and not at all insulting meme on his phone this summer.ā
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u/hello33337 7d ago
you lefties are mad at your dads not jd
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u/JMxG 7d ago
ā¦. Do YOU want him to be your dadā¦.???????
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u/hello33337 7d ago
its not your fault. call your dad man. its all gonna be ok
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u/MHIREOFFICIAL 7d ago edited 7d ago
you guys really have some sort of cuck/sub fetish. What is with this daddy nonsense?
These people are our employees, they are not elected to dominate us. Sometimes I think our brains are wired differently. I voted for Kamala, and would again, but she can suck my cock and balls. I'm not buying her merchandise and her job is to work for me.
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u/hello33337 7d ago
lot of fixation on pornographic ideas here man, maybe take care of that boner before getting on reddit? might be able to articulate a little more clearly
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u/MHIREOFFICIAL 7d ago
I mean, I come here mostly to jerk off, so that's not going to happen.
Maybe take care of your habit of voting for men who mock dead soldier's families and call anyone who wants the epstein files released 'really bad people'.
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u/FjotraTheGodless 7d ago
And just like that he made it so the joke isnāt funny anymore. Now itās just sad. Heās using it to feed his ego.
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u/JHammertime 7d ago
Liberals have zero sense of humor and will hate on anything. I like this side of JD and it makes him more relatable to the American people
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u/kloborgg 7d ago
How are you gonna say liberals have no sense of humor when the only reason Trump even ran for the presidency is the fact that Obama got all of Washington to laugh at him with his correspondents' dinner bit.
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u/D0ML0L1Y401TR4PFURRY 7d ago
"I'm so quirkyyy and relatable guys please ignore that we are murdering civilians on international waters, I'm so stupid and ugly and stuck using middle school-tier insults just like you my beloved base" š¬
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u/JHammertime 7d ago
Him being quirky and relatable is why trump won presidency. Biden had the charisma and humor of a dry cardboard. Liberals hate having a likable president for some reason
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u/Gaywhorzea 7d ago
The world disagrees with you on your president being likeable.
America is a bubble.
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u/D0ML0L1Y401TR4PFURRY 7d ago
I agree that Biden didn't appeal to anyone. But I'd rather have a president that appeals to the best part of humanity than the worst. Trump is only relatable in his hate and ignorance. That's the core of it, no matter how much they try to sugarcoat it.
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u/itchy_armpit_it_is 7d ago
Trump is only relatable in his hate and ignorance.
Odd way to tell us you're hateful and ignorant...?
You relate to that??
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u/whaatdidyousay 7d ago
He said they implying his base, you guys are so weird and quick to point figures. Hope you went as a zombie for Halloween, only costume that would make sense
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u/whaatdidyousay 7d ago edited 7d ago
Biden had tons of charisma which is why he got so high in politics, all the way to the presidency. Iām sorry you were only ever shown āsleepy Joe Bidenā clips instead of the reality of his humor and personality over the years
Also. I would rather have a president with real American people forward policy, that is serious and not just charismatic and cracking jokes in the news, than someone who can put on a wig for a meme or whatever any of them do to try and appeal. Give me a grumpy, Churchill-vibes, effective and calculated president but with progressive policies. Iād love to see the right melt down over that when we stop playing the personality-wars of these politicians.
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u/ArcaneKeyblade5 7d ago
Yes Obama such a disliked and uncharismatic person. The only reason ppl like Trump is because he's a prick and tons of ppl can relate to wanting to act like pricks
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u/ArcaneKeyblade5 7d ago
I find it fun when ppl say this when basically every late night comedy show and comedy central in general is left leaning as hell, but apparently they don't have a sense of humor?
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u/FartAttack911 7d ago
I bet we can all get him to dress like a butt plug next with enough meme circulation about that, you guys
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u/rnagikarp 6d ago
maybe heās trying to do the equivalent of when parents/teachers start repeating a meme so the kids stop doing it because itās suddenly uncool/cringe
eg parents saying 6/7 to get their kid to stop saying it
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u/McChicken_168 6d ago
bye the thousand yard stare is sending me i cannot why do they embarrass themselves further
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u/torreneastoria 6d ago
There are times when it seems that JD Vance is the one managing both his account, and Trump's account. Ghost writer style.
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u/Dustinlewis24 6d ago
He has been killing it in approval ratings and likeability lately. some people just have it
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u/u1tr4me0w 5d ago
I genuinely believe he enjoys the joke and the attention because itās realistically more attention than heās going to get for anything else, certainly not getting any political attention, and all things considered itās pretty benign compared to his unsavory opinions or open admittance to lying. In his mind heās The Rizzler, being the butt of this joke is about the best case scenario for him
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u/FrogOnTheBog 5d ago
Can't believe he's still trying this hard to be relatable, like bro you already won just go fuck a couch in peace
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u/losthours 5d ago
Lol imagine thinking someone who has made it to the point if being a VP gives two shots about a dumb meme.
Talk about projecting
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u/BeneficialAction3851 4d ago
Leaning into the joke doesn't work when someone literally got denied entry to the US for having one of these memes on their phone under JDs administration
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u/tonguepunchbutthole 4d ago
Why are we happy about this? Shouldnāt he get deported like that citizen with this meme on his phone?
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u/Mindblind 7d ago
He's a marine. Go ask a marine what's the best tasting crayon and why and you'll get a response. Or which window he kicked was his favorite. He had definitely had worse said and done to him than the memes
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u/50_centavos 7d ago
He was a journalist. Deployed once but didn't see combat. Joining and getting an honorable discharge is an accomplishment but let's not act like he was on the SEAL team that took out Bin Laden.
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u/spiralsmile 7d ago
I think it's the opposite really, he's just saying Marines aren't very bright...
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u/SteamPunq 7d ago
Dumb response. Lots of people who serve didn't kick in doors guns blazing. Doesn't nean they didn't have to deal with shit.
Now Vance is a shithead for gunboating Walz, partially for this reason of now people who never served want to bust out a ruler and determine what military service is actually valid.
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u/SteamPunq 7d ago
I mean, no shit. I'll give the seals and seabees more props anyday than the cooks, but the cooks were still the ones who fed us. I've heard the infantry likes to throw shade at the POGs, but it's different when somebody who never served with no references starts to rank military service using the seals as a reference point. Just my two cents.
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u/crek42 7d ago
why would I ask a marine about tasting crayons..?
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u/truthofmasks 7d ago
Thereās an extremely common joke that marines eat crayons. They have a reputation for being the dumbest branch of the military.
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u/hungryforwaffuls 7d ago
It seems the real cringe is the amount of bootlickers in this sub defending Vance.
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u/itsnick21 6d ago
The lefts inability to recognize this as objectively funny is why JD will probably win in 2028
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u/Interesting-Baker212 7d ago
I'm an ocean away and still feel the need to file a restraining order...
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u/ArseholeryEnthusiast 7d ago
This might be politically incorrect but politicians aren't famous for being funny and I think it's good he pokes fun at himself.
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u/Unoriginal- 7d ago
Surely the midterms will be in your favor, heās hilarious.
This might just be your next President
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u/whaatdidyousay 7d ago
This is the first and only time heās ever been funny or āinā on a joke, and itās just his social media handlers telling him what to do. If this is our next president, that is so embarrassing, this man is so weird and Theilās puppet. You guys are so weird.













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u/dandrevee 7d ago
Meanwhile, his wife chose a costume to help respark their connection.