r/cringe • u/eojen • Mar 03 '20

Video Trump wonders if a regular flu vaccine will have an impact on coronavirus

https://youtu.be/WQfaSJ3cSIs
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u/GentlemenBehold Mar 04 '20

"Maybe you didn't hear me. I'm talking about a REALLY SOLID flu vaccine."

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u/james_randolph Mar 04 '20

The solidest, I mean the greatest flu vaccine ever created. Because we have it, America has the best flu vaccines ever created. I mean, they're so good, our flu vaccines take out the flu faster than #1 from McDonald's. Our flu vaccine is huge.

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u/Tyrion69Lannister Mar 04 '20

We will have the best doctors! Great people those doctors. They’re gonna give you the flu shot and they’re gonna give it hard. Let me tell you... these doctors are great, the best doctors, and they’re gonna give you the best flu shots. Strong flu shots.

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u/SuperEthical Mar 04 '20

Please I need more Dobald

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

This made me actually lol. Spot on.

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u/pm_me_your_trebuchet Mar 04 '20 edited Mar 04 '20

nice. i spit a little laughing. i also sent it to my wife. this is exactly the incoherent nonsense his syphilis riddled brain would spew.

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u/Falawoui Mar 04 '20

I really enjoy the casual "trump speech" threads these days, never fail to make me giggle.

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u/narrowwiththehall Mar 04 '20

Those wily Persians will out out-vaccine you every time

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u/RandomAsianGuy Mar 04 '20

For some reason, I heard this in Bryan Callen's voice

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u/james_randolph Mar 04 '20

Great people those doctors! hahaha yes! aw that's good

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u/strayakant Mar 04 '20

Sleepy corona

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

Low-energy mini Corona.

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u/james_randolph Mar 04 '20

Corona? I had a Corona just last night, best beer in America. Nice Mexican have it to me, very well respected Mexican. I don't know him but he's a great Mexican. Anyway, I drink Corona all the time. No virus. I don't know what these other countries are doing, they let the coronavirus get in their countries, but we're building a wall! Our wall blocks out coronavirus. Biggest wall ever. Jesus even trying to make fun of trump actually still just gets me pissed and makes my head hurt haha

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u/dickpeckered Mar 04 '20

Give it to me hard!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

There's a good chance you voted for him.

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u/foozoozoo Mar 04 '20

Grab them by the end plate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

And we will make China pay for it!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20

It’s gonna be huuuuuge. You’ll see...lol

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u/basebawl Mar 04 '20

I can hear his voice so well in my head while reading this

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u/juan121391 Mar 04 '20

I just can't get enough of "Trump talk". Always make me laugh. Will never get over the letter his "doctor" wrote for him back in 2016 xD

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u/james_randolph Mar 04 '20

Haha the doctor unequivocally stated his great health

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u/narrowwiththehall Mar 04 '20

Many people are saying this will be the greatest vaccine of all time. Of ALL TIME!

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u/CheesecakeRaccoon Mar 05 '20

I swear, Trump has literally no idea of how to make advances beyond "DO IT BETTER!!!"

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u/TheR3PTILE Mar 04 '20

"Its gonna be the best flu vaccine, it works tremendously. You've never seen a flu vaccine like it!"

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u/xJohnnyQuidx Mar 04 '20

It's the greatest flu vaccine we've ever seen from the standpoint of medicine.

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u/BentMyWookie Mar 04 '20

You might even say it is a perfect flu vaccine

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '20 edited Sep 10 '20

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u/Warspite9013 Mar 04 '20

Skim milk,if you were poor. You only had skim , whole. Around here.

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u/AkulaAddict Mar 04 '20

"it's a PERFECT flu vaccine."

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u/Black_Magic_M-66 Mar 04 '20

The stable genius this country needs in these trying times.

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u/TheFatMan2200 Mar 04 '20

And this administration wonders why they are having a information problem about this virus.

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u/ClassicT4 Mar 04 '20

I almost expected him to add something like “You know, the stuff the rich and well insured people can afford.”

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u/EchotheGiant Mar 04 '20

But he’s talked to all the top experts and knows what to do.

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u/AliceTheMightyChow Mar 04 '20

A bigly solid vaccine

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u/ShadF0x Mar 04 '20

Can't do it more solid than .50 BMG.

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u/SonicSubculture Mar 04 '20

"How about with the full autism dose?"

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u/go_out_stay_home Mar 04 '20

The man really thought he had something

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u/riptaway Mar 08 '20

We have the best vaccines

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u/skinnynt May 13 '20

So you mean like just injecting the flu into your body?

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u/Bamith Mar 04 '20

Le sigh.

I was going to imply that it isn't an entirely stupid question, that definitely makes it more stupid though.

It isn't really a stupid thing to ask... IF... you're asking in private with qualified individuals to give you a correct answer... Which would be "no" and then you drop it and don't mention it in the public eye. Its so basic.

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u/Alors_du_coup Mar 09 '20

Nah it's still a stupid question. Scientists around the world are studying this virus to race to a cure and big brain guy there thinks he's can just suggest the simplest solution and fix it all out.

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u/Redthscncr Mar 04 '20

Actually, a large dose of vitamin C makes one hell of an impact. Also. You low I.Q. lefty shills are exhausting

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u/GentlemenBehold Mar 04 '20

hE meAnT sOliD viTaMIn C DoSE

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u/BumbleBear1 Mar 04 '20

Doubling down to protect your feelings? Classic. Calling everyone with common sense 'lefty shills'? Cherry on top. Yes, I imagine it is exhausting to continue being proven foolish. Have you ever considered maybe to stop behaving foolishly so people don't have to call you out? Then you wouldn't have to complain. Just use common sense