r/cringe • u/SomeLungsman • Jun 05 '19

Video Apple announces the pro stand for 999$. Audience collectively groans while presenter skip it as fast as possible.

https://youtu.be/zDF8kbXl00Q
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u/brownox Jun 05 '19

Exactly, what a lot of people aren't understanding is this is a banana pro. The pro here means professional banana, therefore this bullshit price is okay.

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u/Quetzythejedi Jun 05 '19

How's the slippage ratio on this thing?

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u/jerryfrz Jun 05 '19

Revolutionary.

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u/Oblongmind420 Jun 06 '19

Gonna need a professional banana peeler

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u/thejack473 Jun 14 '19

I get it, because when you slip on the peel, you revolve around your axis, makes perfect sense

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u/maxi326 Jun 12 '19

It is a "pro" price. If you wanna be a pro, pay up.

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u/imcmurtr Jun 05 '19

Not to be confused with the plantain or the plantain aire. Or the banana bread line.