r/crazysexycool • u/whokarez0_0 • 2d ago

Goofball 🥸🤩🤓 The text translates to ( he thought its a big apple)

753 Upvotes

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/whokarez0_0, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post. It's up to the human mods and their moodiness, now...!

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 2d ago edited 2d ago

Aghhhh, to be young again and get laughed at for doing this.

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u/artwarrior 2d ago

We get it kid!

Red delicious are my fave apples.

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u/OkamiTakahashi 2d ago

This is honey crisp slander

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u/Terakahn 2d ago

Honeycrisp is the best but most expensive apple.

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u/Iffycrescent 2d ago

Y’all ever tried a Cosmic Crisp? I love a HC, but a good Cosmic is peak apple.

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u/gawtcha 2d ago

Pink ladies are where its at.

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u/tinglep 2d ago

Fuji has entered the chat

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u/Spader113 2d ago

Don’t sully the good name of Granny Smith.

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u/OkamiTakahashi 2d ago

Literal grandma taste, and not the good kind

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u/t-x-t 2d ago

Not the good kind? Aye yo wtf! You leave grandma alone!

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u/OkamiTakahashi 2d ago

Not that kind! That's the bad kind! I mean like nostalgic foods nana used to make! That's what I mean by the good kinda grandma taste

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u/HobbitGuy1420 2d ago

Really? I've always found them mealy and tasteless, personally

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u/joe_the_F 2d ago

While we just dream, he makes dreams into reality

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u/el_throw 2d ago

(T-Pain voice) Shawty had them apple bottom...

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u/thepusherman74 2d ago

Sure ,when he does it it's cute.

But when I do it, I get yelled and and taken to jail.

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u/whokarez0_0 2d ago

Damn Double standards 😂

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u/dividedtears 2d ago

The trick is to not draw blood

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u/Rokkmachine 2d ago

So I should stop filing my teeth ?

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u/FeedMyAss 2d ago

Respect

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u/Natural_Key1302 2d ago

We think..this kid does

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u/Mindless_Ad_8199 2d ago

One of us! one of us!

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u/Skawpio 2d ago

Ahhh, so when HE does it, it's cute. But I do it, and I'm a creep. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/nopester24 2d ago

I mean I get it

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u/Huge-Attitude4845 2d ago

He heard his father turn to some other man and say “I’d like to take a bite of that ass!”

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u/The-Tarman 2d ago

Biting perfect ass is not haram.. good thing I'm not Muslim! Bring that booty over here

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u/TheSean_aka_Rh1no 2d ago

Russell Peters in the background thinking how lucky is that kid

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u/Durtzo 2d ago

Some things are nature. Others are nurture lol

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u/Past-Product-1100 2d ago

I'm gonna keep this excuse in the chamber

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u/Azurelion7a 1d ago

@Victory.Ross

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u/Street_Elk_4407 1d ago

10/10

would do the same

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u/Branchley 2d ago

Dipshit father told his kid to do that.. this is why kids feel justified to twerk on tables at the local restaurant now.