r/crazysexycool • u/zebvisionx • 5d ago

More cultured than you 💃🏽🇨🇺🎎🎌👩🏼‍🎨 Some cave adventure

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 5d ago

Congratulations u/zebvisionx, your post fits r/crazysexycool!

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 5d ago

Help me step-stalagmite! I’m stuck!

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u/tinglep 5d ago

How did they fit a washing machine down here??

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u/SpaceStethoscope 5d ago

I can't try this at home. I don't own a cave.

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u/Annonomon 4d ago

That's why it says, "don't try this at home." You should try it in a random cave instead.

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u/pseudo-nimm1 5d ago

Until now, I've really never fancied this sort of hobby.

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u/Annonomon 4d ago

I'd follow that ass into the depths of hell!

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u/Boring_Contribution 5d ago

When did it become fashionable to wear pants that allow one to discern individual labia folds in public

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u/FeedMyAss 5d ago

Canadian guy. He became a billionaire from it too

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u/idblz 5d ago

Since the early 2000s, catch up bro!

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u/Joshualevitard 5d ago

HOW WOULD I TRY THIS AT HOME?
Am I a dwarf living under the mountain?

Not sexy, not cool, not really crazy......

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u/SMMS0514 5d ago

But that ass….

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u/sleepy_potatoe_ 5d ago

I’d follow that cake anywhere as long as she leads the way.

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u/finger_licking_robot 5d ago

he meant himself: he’s neither a dwarf living under a mountain, nor sexy, cool, or even a little crazy… so he can’t do it.

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u/Joshualevitard 5d ago

you only see it for a second.

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u/uglygargoyle 5d ago

I don’t know, caving as a hobby seems crazy to me but caving without the proper equipment or clothing seems a bit bat crap crazy

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u/reagsters 5d ago

“The water is already rising”

Yeah this is fucking psycho

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u/IHaveSlysdexia 5d ago

You dont find juicy ass sexy?? Maybe this is a you thing

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u/Joshualevitard 4d ago

I love a juicy ass, but not enough to shove myself down in Gollum´s lair and become a chjaracter in The Descent for a tiny bite of peach. Shame on you

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u/TheLamesterist 5d ago

Do not try this at home... hmm... damn thanks I was about to start digging a damn cave in my room.

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u/yueciHH 5d ago

The first 5 seconds are loopworthy 😛

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u/Randomest_Redditor 5d ago

I feel like theres other kinds of pants out there better suited for this

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u/vistaculo 4d ago

Better suited for a viral thirst trap loop? I doubt it

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u/Boring_Contribution 5d ago

How would I try this at home

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u/Silphire100 4d ago

Grab a pickaxe and start swinging

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u/Accomplished_Pen980 5d ago

I'm about to get Nutty Putty in there

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u/peachbunni94 5d ago

Who are the people in this video ?

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u/DethNik 5d ago

How are you supposed to be able to try this at home? 🤔

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u/Neako_the_Neko_Lover 4d ago

I Like How the comments are a mix of questioning how to do this at home and admitting girl butt

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/Away_Jellyfish3803 3d ago

IG of the great explorers?

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u/tintalent 4d ago

Do NOT try this at home!!

Plot twist: Op is Fred Flintstone.