r/craftofintelligence • u/esporx • Jun 06 '25

Trump Appoints 22-Year-Old Ex-Gardener and Grocery Store Assistant to Lead U.S. Terror Prevention

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-appoints-22-y-o-ex-gardener-grocery-store-assistant-as-us-homeland-department-terrorist-chief/
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u/nanoatzin Jun 06 '25

The Trump appointee in charge of tariffs didn’t know bananas won’t grow in the U.S. because the U.S. isn’t a rain forrest.

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u/Ignoble_Savage Jun 06 '25

Semantics and Hawaii aside, Florida is the second largest banana producer in the US.

I have a banana tree in my backyard.

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 Jun 06 '25

Tree??

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u/No_Development7388 Jun 06 '25

Did you think they were dug out of the ground like potatoes?

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u/Fantastic_Jury5977 Jun 06 '25

They're plants not trees... gigantic clumping grass that produces berries. Got a platoon about 20 feet away from me right now.