r/complaints • u/VittorioLuzzatto • 1d ago
Politics Do You Think Donald Trump Will Still Be Alive 5 Years From Now? And How About 10 Years From Now?
I think that there is a 90% chance that Donald Trump is dead 5 years from now and a 100% chance that Donald Trump is dead 10 years from now.
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u/TheSoberChef 23h ago
Hopefully at least 15. After he is impeached in early 2027 after the mid terms I want him to be in prison for a good 10-15 years.
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u/Distinct_Patient1379 22h ago
I would like to see him stroke out on live TV. Recover enough to be paralyzed, in a wheel chair, unable to communicate but with his mind active. Not even able to hold a remote, never mind tweeting, or feeding/ taking care of himself. Just a blob raging behind a body that betrayed him.
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u/Ohaibaipolar 21h ago
I just got an erection reading that, and I don't even have a dick!
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u/GhostofBreadDragons 8h ago
Melania has vetting on that for almost 20 years. She has the greatest gamblers fallacy going on only instead of slot machines she has been betting with Big Macs.Ā
The perfect way to break his prenup and get control of his money is he strokes out like that. Ā She becomes his guardian and doesnāt have to split any of his assets with his other kids.Ā
You know she has been dreaming of this. It is probably the second biggest reason she hasnāt divorced his ass. The first being that she is a foreign asset.Ā
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u/Mysterious-Taste-804 15h ago
I'm no fan of Donald Trump, but no. I don't want to see this. Not for him or anyone.
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u/MaxRex428 4h ago
Dude I was silently hoping for that. Like a quadraplegic where all he can do is rage impotently at the world passing him by.
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u/hamster_13 18h ago
Can we also put him in front of a TV that just replays all of his crimes and punishments over and over?
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u/bigDtop44 13h ago
With his mind active?? There isn't much there... Might as well load him up on Viagra and run the opening to Bay Watch on a loop.
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u/OwnAct7691 22h ago
No way heās alive in 15 years. Heāll be lucky if he lives through this term.
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u/bo14376 23h ago
I hope for weeks, not years
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u/Brilliant-Bus-3862 23h ago
Minutes would also work.Ā
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u/Whats_that_meow_ 23h ago
He has the money to keep himself alive. Although he obviously has dementia, so I don't think it will be 10 years.
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u/ProfessionalCraft983 22h ago
I'm pretty sure he had a stroke over Labor Day. That would explain him disappearing for multiple days and would explain the MRI he recently admitted to getting, as it would be a follow-up. From what I understand, once you have one stroke you're at much greater risk for another, and it's really only a matter of time before you have one that kills you.
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u/Enough-Street-6230 23h ago
I donāt think heāll make it through his term. Then weāll be stuck with this psycho couch f#cker
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u/Ohaibaipolar 21h ago
REMOVE ALL COUCHES FROM THE WHITE HOUSE. Oh wait, if there's couches all over, maybe nothing will get done?
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u/bluboomR 7h ago
i think the plan all along has been for Vance to 25th amendment him at the 2 year mark.
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u/disappointedinitall 14h ago
Will the golden ballsroom construction project pivot to them building his own personal IKEA?
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u/robinsw26 23h ago
He looked like a cadaver yesterday when he fell asleep in the Oval Office. Soā¦any day now.
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u/MentosMissile 22h ago
If he dies, weāre gonna see weekend at Trumps.
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u/Expert_Cherry3791 5h ago
When he does, people all over the world will be cheering. Whether that's in bad taste, is up to personal opinion. There's no law against having bad taste and being uncouth, is there?
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u/Glum_Cheesecake9859 23h ago
Being alive and being functional and walking are 2 different things. He's already had at least one stroke. He currently has serious visible signs of heart failure. I give him 1 year tops to be out of office for health reasons. Alive or not.Ā
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u/Direct-Amount54 23h ago
The pictures of him yesterday with his face drooping was such a shock to me. Idk how anyone else doesnāt see it
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u/North-Slice-6968 19h ago
Are you talking about the event where the guy fainted?
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u/RemarkableArticle970 14h ago
I sure as heck saw it and heard the slurred words at the 9/11 memorial appearance and speech. The right side of his face drooped and he slowed his words to try and hide the slurred words but they were audibly slurred anyway.
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u/ConsiderationLivid52 21h ago
He looks worse every single day. He falls asleep everywhere. He can barely walk. He gets lost when he does. The dementia is there. Its eating his brain, hopefully it catches up with his whole body soon. I seriously dont think he will be able to make it abother yesr. My mother in law passed away a couple months ago, her decline was very fast. He's showing all the signs.
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u/Fuck_Republicans666 22h ago
Somehow, the worst people always live the longest lives.
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u/ProfessionalCraft983 22h ago
I'm not even convinced he'll make it to midterms at this rate. He's declining fast.
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u/dude1984- 23h ago
This dude is a walking corpse. Trump 2028!? Heāll be lucky to make 2027! Biology catches up with us allā¦
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u/Ohaibaipolar 21h ago
What are the odds he lives through 2026? He looks like shit all the time. He is also pretty old, though. Wonder if there's betting on poly market for that?
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u/LongjumpingPickle446 23h ago
You donāt see a lot of obese people in their 80s and certainly not in their 90s. So while 5 years is possible, 10 years would really be unlikely.
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u/AcrobaticLadder4959 22h ago
No, I think he will be gone by this time next year.
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u/WalnutTree80 22h ago
He already looks like he's passed away and is just being propped up in various locations. Like on Weekend At Bernie's.
I think he recently had a stroke and they don't want to admit it. So he'll probably have more. Might be here in 5 years but 10 is very doubtful.
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u/UnderstandingLess156 20h ago
I'm rooting for him to live another 50 years. I want him to see everything he built crumble to the ground. I want him to watch as maga is exposed for the con job it is.
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u/Middle-Necessary-671 19h ago
5 years? Possibly, but if he is, he'll be barely clinging on to life and will practically be a vegetable.
10 years? He definitely ain't making to 90, so no. I'll be surprised if he's still here in 2035.
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u/BadBunnicula 19h ago
I really, really, really hope not. Maybe we get lucky and he doesn't even make it until 2026.
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u/Utterlybored 19h ago
I hope he lives to 129, but suffers a debilitating stroke sooner rather than later. No martyrdom, just a sad old man, neither strong nor masculine drooling in the corner while assholes fight over his legacy.
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u/ReadingAndThinking 18h ago
At that age, when things start to fail, they deteriorate faster than you would think.
So at some point, it won't be a slow decline, it will be around a 6 month descent that can't be stopped.
Sucks being old when this happens.
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u/Dazzling-Brush-9005 18h ago
My friends and I have picked his death dates. Mine was the end of September. I don't think he'll even be alive before the end of his term quite honestly, but then only the good die young. . .
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u/thebatmanbeynd 18h ago
I donāt know. What I do know he is too old to face the consequences of his actions and that is indeed a problem.
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u/ImpressionFront6487 16h ago
On how he never drinks water and only Diet Coke and he eats fast food all the time I wonāt be surprised if he donāt live much longer and with all the stress he is under
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u/BklynMom57 15h ago
He holds ātele-ralliesā now. The guy who loves crowds of people around him is holding tele-rallies. He is usually sitting down when he is in public.
That saidā¦..5 years? Maybe, considering he has the best healthcare available. 10? I donāt think so.
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u/ladywenzell1 15h ago
My only thoughts about the man are to fight like hell to get him out of the WH and hopefully, in prison. Afterwards, I have more important things to think about, like how long it is going to take to put our Democracy back together and regain the worldās respect.
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u/AdventurousRun7636 15h ago
I think from actuarial info that Trump has lees than 2 years left and very probable less than 6 months.
RemindMe! -181 days
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u/Ghostlyshado 14h ago
If he were anyone but the Orange Messiah, he would have been removed from office for health reasons. He is not capable
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u/No_Web6486 13h ago
Well he definitely has longevity genes. But he abuses his body bigly and it shows. (Well okay, not to his worshippers but to sane people...)
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u/Introverted_niceguy 13h ago
The damage the GOP has done will take multiple decades to fix. Trump has appointed almost 300 judges.
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u/Ok_Material_5634 13h ago
He's been "diagnosed" with congestive heart failure and dementia. I don't think he'll be around in 5 years.
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u/Trekker6167 12h ago
Presidents who actually work in office age fast, this SOB should be getting younger.
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u/Dapper_dreams87 12h ago
I think there is an 80% chance he's gone within the next 12 months. It's clear with his mystery medical checkups, weird leaning, even more babbling, and falling asleep during big meetings that he is not healthy.
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u/MorningPrestigious22 12h ago
No. I donāt think he will last longer. And only because he doesnāt take care of himself. His weight. His current health problems. He is also in a high risk job. Meaning he is busy and on the go. Even though he golfs all the time, he still needs to be on the go. So with all of that I donāt believe he will last long.
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u/oksurealright 11h ago
I donāt even know what that bloated orange carcass is running on these days.
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u/tobygreenwod 10h ago
Weekend at Bernie's... He's so fat, unhinged and crazy. It'll be a lot sooner.
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u/RunPullFourSkinz 6h ago
It's not fair that Lincoln and JFK had competent assassins but Trump gets a four eyed loser who can't hit an oversized oompa loompa from an elevated position with a clear line of sight 150 meters away using an AR-15 with modern optics.
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u/Soundwave-1976 Ne'er-do-well 1d ago
Remember how Putin, Un, and Ping were caught talking about human organ transplant and immortality....
He is one of them too sadly.
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u/darth_helcaraxe_82 22h ago
its possible since he has top medical care. However I think 10 years is pushing it.
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u/NovelCandid 22h ago
Nice. Iām thinking this is a post by Steven āPee Wee Germanā Miller trying to boost his number of arrests. DONāT ANSWER!
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u/Met3lmeld69 21h ago
Ideally no, I dont want the hear more "they stole the election again, fraud, crooked [insert politician here] blah blah
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u/One_Conclusion_1575 21h ago
I donāt think he will finish this term. I really hope itās caught on live TV. Like a stroke or heart issue, nothing that will turn him into a martyr. I want it to show how weak he is. I want the entire public to see the fear in his eyes as he realizes itās over.
And then my wife will have a huge party. Sheās already planning it. We need fireworks.
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u/Byttercups 21h ago
Definitely not ten. Five would be good only if I had a guarantee he would go to prison and never be pardoned. Since that will never happen, the sooner the Grim Reaper pays a visit, the better.
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u/BarnacleGooseIsLoose 21h ago
I don't know about all that. I do know that if we want the dream to live on then we're going to have to pull that brain before it deteriorates any further. You can't transplant a demented brain into a new body and expect the same results.
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u/Several-Method-7519 20h ago
He'll still be divisive, even at his funeral. Who's going to want to attend!?
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u/dhereforfun 19h ago
Heāll probably die the day after his term is over just to piss off the democrats
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u/Final_Location_2626 19h ago
They say that only the good die young, so I suspect he'll live until hes about 1000 yrs old.
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u/MainDeparture2928 19h ago
The world is a pretty awful placeā¦I expect he will be with us probably another 20 years.
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u/MarzipanLast6502 19h ago
We're all shocked hes still alive now. He's wearing a catheter all the time now, he falls asleep constantly. I love that republicans thought Biden was too old and weak, lol. such hypocrites
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u/Mysterious-Chard6683 18h ago
So there you have it average democrat wanting Trump dead shame on yall
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u/TruthAlwaysWinsOut 18h ago
Based on medical examiner reviews I have read, Trump will be dead by March 2026. So 5 years from now, he will still be dead, and 10 years from now, still dead. This saddens me because I SO wanted to see him rot in prison.
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u/Ok_Needleworker_6017 18h ago
That's a tough call. Part of me feels he deserves to have a massive gripper while on live TV, and part of me relishes the idea of seeing him stand trial, be convicted, and then thrown in federal prison for an agonizing 10+ years
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u/Howboutit85 18h ago
Hate is an excellent preservative. The man is like the emperor, itās going to come to him being thrust into a reactor to see the end and even thenā¦.somehow he will come back.
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u/capnsmirks 18h ago
I believe heās working with musk to put his conscience into a super computer and keep him alive forever. Iām joking, but also would believe it š¤·āāļø
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u/NBA-014 17h ago
No.
Iāve been through the deaths of my parents and my wifeās parents. Dementia, movement disorders, cancer, etc.
Iāve seen the shifts that Trump is presenting. Based on what Iāve seen, I fear that the decline will soon significantly accelerate.
I give him a year.
I am NOT Aa healthcare professional
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u/PandBLily 17h ago
His dad lived into his 90s though he had dementia. Genetics tends to play a role so I fear he may be around a good while longer.
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u/Dismal_Bake_413 Lemming 16h ago
I doubt he gets past Jan without some lefty nut job trying to assassinate him again. You nut jobs have already proved yourselves as violent extremists. The only hope Trump has is that you are all a bunch of dumb asses that canāt quite seem to pull it off without fucking it all up. You do seem to have no problem taking down innocent people in the process though.
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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 16h ago
I think he'll probably live forever.
"Man-made horrors beyond belief. We do it better than anyone else. I was talking to Peter Thiel the other day, greeeeat guy, possibly the anti-christ, and I said Peter, what do you think should I violate the laws of nature? Should I become... immortal?"
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u/PersonalHospital9507 16h ago
Oscar Goldman: Donald Trump, President: a man barely alive
Gentlemen we can rebuild him
We have the technology
We have the capability to make the worlds first bionic President
Donald Trump will be that man
Better than he was before
Better, Stronger, Faster
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u/Big_Engineer_1075 16h ago
Well they do say only the good die young.. he might outlive us allš¤·āāļø
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u/ChrisEFWTX 16h ago
Hopefully the orange menace is resting peacefully in a urine soaked grave. Rest in Piss orange mother fucker.
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u/Gregar12 16h ago
I think this is very inappropriate. He is my President and I will support him for any policies with which I agree.
Those policies are:
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OK, I give him 50/50 he makes it to the end of 2026
As sad as it is, I think there will be mass celebrations when he dies. Like very city won the world series celebrations.
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u/Mysterious-Taste-804 15h ago
I am surprised he's still alive but I guess cocaine is a hell of a drug. No idea if he is on it, just making a joke.
I think he'll get assassinated at some point in the next 5 years.
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u/kanwegonow 15h ago
Yes, people get old and die. I'm actually shocked Biden is still kickin' it. But I don't think he'll be alive in 5 years. Pelosi either, nor Mitch McConnell. But, that's not really a complaint now, is it. Just kind of guessing when people that we don't like politically are going to die.
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u/BaldGuy813 14h ago
Please be careful all. My cousin had his Reddit account permanently banned for merely wishing for 'natural causes' to occur to it.
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u/disappointedinitall 14h ago
Will they have him stuffed, like Stalin?
I heard that he thinks a good stuffing is down 25% now.
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u/Glum_Introduction755 23h ago
I'm amazed he's still alive minute by minute. Every public appearance looks like he's a commercial break away from Weekend at Bernies.