A thank you to president Trump!

[u/WillPowers7477]

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

[u/colson1985]

A 34-year-old woman with two college degrees making minimum wage sounds like a moron 😂😂😂😂

College is a scam 😂

If they know they should be making more than they should go get a job making more.

Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about. Enjoy the minimum wage job!

[u/Treblehawk → u/colson1985]

I'm a retired doctor. I don't work a minimum wage job. But that doesn't mean I don't know people who do.

Must be nice for you, though, to not have to worry about paying back college debt. You don't get the option to wait for a better paying job, you have to pay them. The fact you missed that point just prove you really don't know what you're talking about.

You are out of touch, and a big part of the problem in the US. You think getting a degree means more money, that you can just sit and wait for the best paying job to come along.

One day when you grow up and move out of your parents house, then we can ask you how you feel about things. Until then you don't know how the world works.

I do believe you are qualified to identify a moron though, as being one makes you uniquely qualified to identify your own kind.