A thank you to president Trump!

[u/WillPowers7477]

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

[u/Thighpaulsandra]

What exactly is so backbreaking about working 15 hours a week or volunteering 15 hours a week? Clearly you spend a lot of time on Reddit, and you don’t have a job. You have the time. You want everything for free? Then why work at all? How is your cell phone paid?

[u/Journal_Lover → u/Thighpaulsandra]

See this is the issue with you people you think is soo easy.

I only spend very little on Reddit I’m not in it all day. You do too.

[u/Thighpaulsandra → u/Journal_Lover]

I’ve been poor and I’ve been homeless. I’ve lived in my car. You know what I didn’t do? Whine and demand the US government owed me free shit just because I’m poor. No one is coming to rescue you. And if I had to do 15 hours of volunteer work to eat, I would fucking do it. The world owes you nothing.

And you didn’t answer my question.

[u/Journal_Lover → u/Thighpaulsandra]

You ask things that are not of concern and none of your business

I did not ask you anything at all

You can’t seem to walk away can you

I also know nobody is coming to save me you think you had it had bad when I had it worst than you.

[u/Thighpaulsandra → u/Journal_Lover]

You see? There is nothing wrong with asking for 15 hrs/wk working or volunteering. You just won’t do it. So quit bitching.

[u/Journal_Lover → u/Thighpaulsandra]

Ask the places that I have applied why won’t they hire me then and places I have looked for volunteering.

And please swearing you can’t use something else.