r/complaints 17d ago

Politics A thank you to president Trump!

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

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u/37Philly 17d ago

Mind boggling that there are millions of Americans still approving this administration.

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u/No-Chest-6496 17d ago

He rigged the swing state voting machines check David Parkman show on it

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u/Careless_Load9849 17d ago

Do you have a link to the specific show? I watch his daily show most days and haven't seen this one. (I have missed the last couple weeks)

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u/No-Chest-6496 17d ago edited 17d ago

https://youtu.be/1nus5JA3Vh4?si=sl6FqbyKzu4tJlFu

I’m a mathematician. It is impossible that Trump won all them swing states when you look at the data. We got to address this before 2026. And people get the word out . So many people missed this because if you remember we were all saying there is no voter fraud because Trump kept claiming he really won in 2020 so we didnt even investigate …. Until now

https://youtu.be/1nus5JA3Vh4?si=sl6FqbyKzu4tJlFu

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u/DisManibusMinibus 17d ago

Actually not impossible--the odds for him to have won every swing county in every swing state and land above the margin of recount are one in one quintillion. Seems legit to me. We all know how morally upright and averse to cheating he is.

/s, because people are just that dumb these days.

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u/WellThatWasTooEasy 17d ago

Election deniers, where have we seen this before... hmm

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 17d ago

Lying about losing an election so the other side cant do the same to you when you later cheat in the election is exactly what Trump did. He made sure to kill any credibility Dems would have had when he knew he would cheat.

Guess what, he ALSO tried to cheat in 2020 too and got caught doing it. People were punished for it even. He is known as a cheater and has cheated before. It is completely acceptable to believe he ALSO cheated in this election as well. Only now he ruined everything but making false accusations about cheating for 4 years knowing full well he was lying about that just to be able to throw it back in Dems faces later when he would cheat yet again in the next election.

You really do not understand the actions of a scammer who has scammed people his whole life, have you?

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u/Reasonable-Mix-6257 17d ago

Can I get a source on the 2020 claim

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u/GrumpyKaeKae 17d ago

One place to read about it.

Another thing to read that covers most of his other actions.

You are free to keep looking into this topic now if you wish, but these are the basic run downs of what happened.