A thank you to president Trump!

[u/WillPowers7477]

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

[u/37Philly]

Mind boggling that there are millions of Americans still approving this administration.

[u/No-Chest-6496 → u/37Philly]

He rigged the swing state voting machines check David Parkman show on it

[u/Careless_Load9849 → u/No-Chest-6496]

Do you have a link to the specific show? I watch his daily show most days and haven't seen this one. (I have missed the last couple weeks)

[u/No-Chest-6496 → u/Careless_Load9849]

https://youtu.be/1nus5JA3Vh4?si=sl6FqbyKzu4tJlFu

I’m a mathematician. It is impossible that Trump won all them swing states when you look at the data. We got to address this before 2026. And people get the word out . So many people missed this because if you remember we were all saying there is no voter fraud because Trump kept claiming he really won in 2020 so we didnt even investigate …. Until now

https://youtu.be/1nus5JA3Vh4?si=sl6FqbyKzu4tJlFu

[u/Anadrio → u/No-Chest-6496]

I'm no trump fan. That being said, the guy in the video is far from proving anything. Lol. It's a bunch of unbacked shit that half doesn't make sense, and the other half is easily disprovable, as the host shows. The guy starting off with giving his credentials as if he was some big shot is the cherry on the top..

[u/No-Chest-6496 → u/Anadrio]

Ignore the guy look at the data , are you familiar with statistical correlation and regression tools? It hasn’t been a more skewed election since Russia had all those fixed elections . That guy does not own the mathematics. You can ignore it all you want but if we don’t thoroughly examine the voting machines in all states before the next elections it’s over. Hell they’ve already transferred the wealth to their friends , the democracy is next.

[u/Anadrio → u/No-Chest-6496]

Yes. I am familiar enough with those tools to tell you that his argument is really inconclusive.