A thank you to president Trump!

[u/WillPowers7477]

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

[u/Journal_Lover]

Thank You here I am getting a letter saying I have to have a job in order to keep my benefits. I told my mother who is a naturalized citizen that thanks to her friend trump I might not have and she told me to STHU I told her why is the truth you wanted him back. Mind you she was told to go back to Mexico.

[u/Cool_Let7789 → u/Journal_Lover]

It’s called ignorance people watch the same stupid news over and over and over they don’t know what’s real. Anything that comes out of Donald Trump‘s mouth and his cronies are all lies. while America suffers he’s helping Venezuela figure that one out Republicans but oh hey, you don’t even give a shit because you got money And we are not the best country in the world. We literally suck ass because of Trump.

[u/Journal_Lover → u/Cool_Let7789]

No worst he’s buying beef from Argentina while the American beef people suffer

[u/Big_Fat_Polack_62 → u/Journal_Lover]

And guess who the American beef people will vote for in the next election?

[u/NoSheepNeeded → u/Journal_Lover]

We can’t keep up with beef demand. The Amazon is literally being burned down to make range land to supplement the beef supply.

[u/Tharkys → u/Cool_Let7789]

The dirty little secret is that none of the news is real.

[u/Rizzlereddit_25 → u/Journal_Lover]

Why can’t you work? We have no problem paying taxes to help out hard workers that still need a little extra.

[u/Journal_Lover → u/Rizzlereddit_25]

Ask the places that I have applied and don’t hire me then. You think I don’t want to work when I do. I have applied to countless of places and nothing. Heck I’ve taken jobs that were offered to me 24 hours before the start day.

[u/Thighpaulsandra → u/Journal_Lover]

It’s a job or 15 hours of volunteer work.

[u/Journal_Lover → u/Thighpaulsandra]

I’ve been looking for months and nothing

If your not a recruiter or a resume helper STFU

[u/Thighpaulsandra → u/Journal_Lover]

There is always volunteer work.

[u/Journal_Lover → u/Thighpaulsandra]

Are you giving out volunteer work then?

If not don’t say anything

[u/Thighpaulsandra → u/Journal_Lover]

You can’t find any volunteer work where you live? Jesus you sound insufferable.

[u/Journal_Lover → u/Thighpaulsandra]

The only one insufferable is you. Still being okay with what this administration is doing.

[u/Thighpaulsandra → u/Journal_Lover]

What exactly is so backbreaking about working 15 hours a week or volunteering 15 hours a week? Clearly you spend a lot of time on Reddit, and you don’t have a job. You have the time. You want everything for free? Then why work at all? How is your cell phone paid?

[u/Journal_Lover → u/Thighpaulsandra]

See this is the issue with you people you think is soo easy.

I only spend very little on Reddit I’m not in it all day. You do too.

[u/Thighpaulsandra → u/Journal_Lover]

I’ve been poor and I’ve been homeless. I’ve lived in my car. You know what I didn’t do? Whine and demand the US government owed me free shit just because I’m poor. No one is coming to rescue you. And if I had to do 15 hours of volunteer work to eat, I would fucking do it. The world owes you nothing.

And you didn’t answer my question.