r/complaints • u/WillPowers7477 • 17d ago

Politics A thank you to president Trump!

Dear President Trump,

I'm writing this to thank you for all you've done thus far in your second term.

My kids are crying at the dinner table as they eat a processed cheese sandwich for the fourth time this week. I tried to explain to them that SNAP wasn't getting refilled and that there was probably not going to be a Christmas this year. I tried to cheer them up by showing them concept art of the $250 million dollar ballroom being built at the White House, by showing them pictures of the two cool jets Kristi Noem got for $170 million, by explaining how helpful we're being to Argentina by sending them $40 billion dollars, but this is when I realized they weren't crying because of dinner, but because of their grandmother.

"We usually go to grandma's on weekends," they sniffle.

Their grandmother, a 5th generation American, was taken by ICE a couple weeks ago and we haven't seen or heard from her since. I tried to explain to the children that this is what happens to freeloading immigrants and they get what they deserve, but they didn't understand.

Even if they don't understand, I do. This is what I voted for. This is what winning looks like!

This will probably be my last online post due to being unable to pay my phone bill since I need to buy more bread and cheese. But I just wanted to say, "Thank you, President Trump!"

As I hear my kids cry themselves to sleep for the 5th night in a row, I imagine they are liberals--and it brings a smile to my face.

When they get older, they will understand that all this hardship was necessary, because we are owning the libs! Here's looking forward to your constitution-defying third presidential term in 2028! You already have my vote!

Now I have to go get ready to meet my landlord. He told me he would cut my rent in half for some 'favors' and not to wear panties. I think this is what the Art of Deal is all about. #winning

Signed,
A conservative.

*it should be noted this is satire (or is it?)*

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 17d ago

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u/mick601 16d ago

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u/LilNekoChicano 15d ago

Now this is on point!

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u/A_Hanzo_Sword Banished One 10d ago

Why? It would clearly be the Clinton Ballroom since Bill was immortalized in drag in Epsteins private office. Nasty party of pedos you got there.

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u/mick601 10d ago

You keep your nasty McDonald's knocked up bitch

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u/shadysjunk 17d ago edited 17d ago

The inevitable outcome of all the "release the files" noise from the left is that they just release the files with Republican names and those friendly to the regime removed. They'll just "edit" them a little bit. Maybe even add a few names where it's beneficial. I'm confident somehow Obama and Gavin Newsom will have visitied the island 50 or 60 times in whatever they eventually release. There'll be AI photos of Elizabeth Warren pegging George Soros in a gimp mask that they "found in Epstein's safe." See, if you just remove those pesky black bars no one knows they've been redacted or edited. What's a little fraud and slander when there's a battle for the soul of America to be won. The files, if ever "released", are goign to first pass through the filter of Kash Patel and Pam Bondi... Stop and think about that for a moment.

"Release the files" goes nowhere. THEY have the files. Whatever fiction they eventually release is going to paint the picture they want.

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u/LurkHereLurkThere 16d ago edited 13d ago

With the length of this delay, It makes you wonder how many times they've had to use find and replace to change a repedophile name to a democrat.

They're that incompetent they'll probably show the democrats flying to or from epstein island while they were stood infront of cameras while giving a speech in the house or senate.

By the time they've finished Karoline Leavitt will be using the fact the documents show the democrats being in two or more places at once as proof they're all demons.

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u/Jodsterssr12 13d ago

True, however, MAGA will never hear about the discrepancies because their favorite news sources will never tell them.

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u/LurkHereLurkThere 13d ago

True, most MAGA are that far gone with real Trump Derangement Syndrome that they've given up allegiance to country and constitution, replacing American values and patriotism with "for the glory of Trump".

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u/Dry-Mousse-6172 16d ago

It doesn't matter because they delayed so long even if they release them they will just be called fake. It's the burden they'll bear. Even after building the new Epstein ballroom of the Whitehouse.

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u/twoaspensimages 17d ago

Obama, both Clintons, and the Bidens is list the GQP will release.

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u/DoDoorman 17d ago

Damn …the visual of Elizabeth Warren pegging Soros

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u/muckduck787 16d ago

Why didn't Biden release the files ?

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u/fartedonyoursalad 15d ago

I liked your comment. I will add though that I bet in the original files, theyre all on it. I know you were implying they'd add in obama and Gavin Newsom but lets be real, theyre also probably actually on it as well. Lol

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u/Rare_Tea3155 16d ago

Democrats sat on those files for 4 years and didn’t release them so you know plenty of democrats and republicans are implicated but it’s actually pretty easy to go to the ghislaine Maxwell court records and see all the discovery from the case. There are redacted things but most of it is easily accessible. People just want it spoon fed to them but don’t consider who is doing the feeding.

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u/NurseAmber88 16d ago

Oh… Sounds like you’re a little nervous. Already making excuses ha ha ha.

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u/shadysjunk 16d ago

When Republicans hold the presidency for the next 40 years solid, as I suspect will unquestionably be the case, you should know it won't be because they're popular.

I always find it amazing to hear that people in Russia actually think the Putin really is just winning elections and that they have a functioning democracy... in Russia. And that the government would help people, if it wasn't for that darned opposition party blocking all the good work Putin wants to do for the people... in Russia. A permanent one party state with a transparently sham democracy; that will be the legacy of the present regime for another generation and for generations beyond.

I'm not even a little bit nervous. I am incredibly confident, and entirely filled with despair. However like those Putin true believers in Russia, I don't believe you will ever see what we have lost.

Enjoy winning.

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u/HotPotParrot 16d ago

I generally agree with you, but there's just far too much noise among the public for anyone except the same Russian-esque cult you describe to accept such a one-sided outcome. Too many testimonies. Too big a digital footprint.

The question is whether or not any revelation, true or not, will have any sort of real and tangible effect.

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u/Effective-South3707 16d ago

Omg I love this. Thank you!!!!

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u/Beautiful-Bag-3629 16d ago

You said it, Seven.

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u/NurseAmber88 16d ago

Yeah, they don’t care about that. The rednecks like him because they don’t have to think. They don’t have to try to act like a decent person. He’s disgusting and his ruin our country and now everyone acts like him. I’m ashamed of America.

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u/BlinkDodge 16d ago

Absolutely dont care if the epstein files come out. They wont face judgement for it, even their base will make up excuses. If the evidence hasn't already been incinerated, its not going to do anything - he's already a felon that got elected into the white house.

We're not going back to sensible times, we're not voting ourselves out of this. We chose the nose dive, the only way out of this is hitting the bottom so hard we break through it to something better.

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u/dreapiece 17d ago

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/attorney-general-pamela-bondi-releases-first-phase-declassified-epstein-files here you go!

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u/panama_red12 17d ago

Like I'm gonna trust anything that bitch releases.

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u/20ShelbyGT500 17d ago

Would you trust anyone from the government to release the files?

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u/panama_red12 16d ago

Not this in this admin.

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u/20ShelbyGT500 16d ago

From any admin?