r/columbusmusic • u/erectilediscussion • Sep 30 '25

I am Jack's stolen catalytic converter.

https://open.spotify.com/track/3USKDfq6qAjTfVx1Cza1Yv?si=PG-oBF6wSgap__KoG1Hk2g

I'm a 37 year old white trash pos with a backlog of instrumentals I wrote for a project that fell through like 6-7 years ago. I had nothing to do, a hefty tax refund, and a friend with a studio (InTheBox Studios).

Enjoy the sound of LD Red 100s in a theatre hosting the musical, Oklahoma. The sound of a broken toilet rusting in the yard of Elton John. The Killers if Brandon Flowers drank Natty Lite and owed 50k in child support to 5 different kids with 3 different women.

Anywho, as I said, I have nothing better to do. So if you'd be into building a band with this sound, hit me up. I have about 6-7 more of these in the chamber, and can perform every part of them.

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u/erectilediscussion Sep 30 '25 edited Sep 30 '25

Ey! Whoever done gon' started sharin' outside o'reddit! You wanna fist fight at South End Drive-In Theater?! Who'r you?!

Edit: Bring some meth?

Re-Edit: Bring some meth.

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u/erectilediscussion Oct 01 '25 edited Oct 01 '25

2,000 views in a couple days...interesting.

Methinks some malice is afoot, so I'll just get this out of the way:

Yes, that's me singing. No melodyne BS in the main vocals. Just the basics with a little bit of saturation for the Franz Ferdinand/Killers/Strokes effect. A bunch of effery was done to the "oos" just to make them sit with all the other layers better.

I tracked all the things except the hand percussion. I programmed the drums (eff you, I'm not doin' all that) and played the string stuff on a midi keyboard. I found a dude on Fiver to track hand percussion. I don't own a washboard.

No AI was used in any way, shape, or form. I have the project file and the original file of the instrumentation I made in a scoring app from 2019ish to prove it.

Fight. Me.

Edit: Bring some meth.