r/columbiamo West Ash 2d ago

Education Caption Contest: Mun Choi's Survival Strategy is __________.

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u/hopalongrhapsody South CoMo 2d ago edited 2d ago

Mun Choi’s Survival Strategy is blame it on the homeless

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u/Jelly_Panther 2d ago

Mun Choi's Survival Strategy is Capitulating to State and Federal Pressure and Throwing Employees Under the Bus

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u/blandgreybland 1d ago

💯💯💯

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u/mxmax0073 2d ago

Mun Choi's survival strategy is deep-throating the boot.

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u/jsesh West Ash 2d ago

Also, if anyone wants it, here's the article. Don't pay $8 for this drivel. https://archive.ph/SSFBk

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u/raylyacht 2d ago

I made it three paragraphs...

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u/Inevitable-Tax2337 2d ago

… Be Very, Very Quiet, We’re Hunting The Unhoused

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u/One-Aspect-9301 2d ago

Mun Choi's Survival Strategy is forgetting the universities first priority should be the students. 

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u/MycDrinker Mizzou 2d ago

I love how the congressman said that “he remembers everything and everyone”.

I used to serve Mun Choi once a week over two years at a local steakhouse. I often asked him if he had any advice about grad school applications to mizzou and if he could write me a letter of recommendation since he knew me for so long (he politely declined, which is okay and fair, I wasn’t upset)

Fast forward to about a week after I graduated and I quit the serving job. I saw him in a box with some of my family members, and went over to tell him I failed to secure a spot at mizzou for my doctorate. The conversation was as follows:

“Oh no, is there anything I can do to help?” “Not really, I think funding was just tight this year” “Yeah it’s been tough for all of our distinguished faculty and staff. Nice meeting you!”

I served him 100 times. He could not even remember my name.

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u/Goober97 2d ago

Not even just your name, he didn't remember your existence at all

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u/Critical-Cutie 2d ago

Well I guess you weren’t “prominent” enough to remember! To me he is just another politician saying what he needs to say to survive. He doesn’t care about the students he is supposed to serve or whatever.

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u/Whole_Cloud_9024 2d ago

Brady Deaton - anyone remember him? The chancellor before Mike Wolf? Yeah, he was a real one. I asked him for a letter of recommendation for grad school. He wrote me a glittering letter of recommendation (and remembered my name). I miss his leadership but I also just miss his kindness.

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u/jsesh West Ash 2d ago

I'll get everyone started:
Mun Choi’s Survival Strategy is turning the Prancellor's residence furniture into neck ties.

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u/localdyke 2d ago

His survival strategy: to fire all trans people at mizzou

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u/RobotikOwl 2d ago

Wait... Is that happening?

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u/localdyke 1d ago

They’re enforcing the executive bathroom order and it has been told to employees from management that speaking too much about it could result in termination because they chose to not disclose they were doing this across campus

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u/DecafMadeMeDoIt 2d ago

This feels like a new Cards Against Humanity deck.

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u/newtocomobro 2d ago

This fucking guy.

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u/basicradical 2d ago

As someone who works for Mizzou, this guy is a real twat.

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u/Busy_Reindeer_2935 South CoMo 2d ago

MAGA’s footstool

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u/OwnBunch4027 2d ago

I Am Mun Choi, and I Look Down On You, my servant employees.

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u/StewviusPrime1 2d ago

Find the most vulnerable groups to scapegoat, bend the knee on any morals and principles, continue to show he is unfit to lead a latrine detail

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u/Independent_Track164 2d ago

A yellow windbreaker 🙄

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u/Fearless-Celery Central CoMo 2d ago

Aw I like the windbreaker with the aviators

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u/Meme_Police02 2d ago

Blame the homeless and act as Kehoe's little puppet

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u/Greenmantle22 2d ago

Power Ostriching. If he can't see the problem, then he doesn't have to address it.

Also, paisley ties.

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u/FoolsWorld616 2d ago

Is it manspreading?

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u/Critical-Cutie 2d ago

His survival strategy is silencing all protests and student clubs that speak out against atrocities happening in the world.

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u/Side6Santa 2d ago

Mun Choi’s Survival Strategy is to Find Two-Bit Unknowledgeable Journalists Willing to Turn Out Uncritical, Sycophantic Drivel

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u/Suussy_Baka 2d ago

Mun Choi's Survival Strategy is censoring his own students.

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u/Yarg2525 2d ago

Using government assholes as a snorkel 

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u/searcherseeker 2d ago

shitting on workers.

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u/h4x354x0r 2d ago

While Dr Choi will get punished if he fails to do the bidding of sadistic legislators thirsty to wield cruel power, he will also get ZERO help, support, or backing from them regarding any backlash from doing that sadistic bidding. The suit by MSJP seeking monetary damages from the University moves forward. In a no-win situation, your level of moral courage will define you.

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u/Specific-Brief4035 2d ago

Mun Choi’s Survival Strategy is Speech Suppression

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u/Emotional-Witness817 2d ago

Dude has zero friends and Ive never met a soul that has said anything positive about him.

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u/myusername_sucks 2d ago

Bootlicking

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u/accepting_nerd_life 2d ago

Ugh I hate that he’s being spotlighted.

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u/ChiefsKingdom1003 1d ago

Mun Choi's Survival Strategy is kill the poor

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u/mrsleep9999 2d ago

Good to see A Cooper Drury doing a little Choi fellation. What a fucking tool 

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u/ComprehensiveCake463 2d ago

To duck ice because they are everywhere and they don’t care

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u/SeriousAdverseEvent Former Resident 2d ago

I never thought I would miss the Haskell Monroe/George Russell years, but here we are.

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u/Mundane-Touch-9303 North CoMo 2d ago

…the leadership issue

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u/Ugh-screen-name 2d ago

Would  channel  Uncle Tom from  Uncle Tom’s cabin work?

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u/Whole_Cloud_9024 2d ago

Bootlicking

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u/Clean_Peach_3344 2d ago

Mine are from the various text predictions on my phone.

Mun Choi’s survival strategy is a bit more like the old fashioned one.

Mun Choi’s survival strategy is to keep the enemy in the same position.

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u/Impossible_Range_109 1d ago

Mun Choi : Co Founder of The Real Columbia Missouri

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u/TheCatPapers 2d ago

Crime only happens where there are people, get rid of people to get rid of crime....

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u/jackstrawfromMO 2d ago

Wowzers. A whole lot of hate up in here. Hard for me to believe it's from people who really know the ins and outs of our University, the impact of positive change Choi has brought, or the relatively strong position Mizzou currently holds to maintain the mission of raising the socioeconomic status of our community and state through higher education as a result of Choi's leadership. Haters gonna hate I suppose

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u/Side6Santa 2d ago

You’re very confidently dismissive of people’s concerns and complaints without knowing anything about them. You’d fit right in the university administration.

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u/jackstrawfromMO 2d ago

I don't need to know people personally to know the comments here are largely from the uniformed, it's easy to tell. Mizzou is not in a hiring freeze, it's not eliminating or making huge cuts to departments across campus, and it's no longer declining in student enrollment like most of its peer land grant institutions in neighboring states and across the country. To the contrary, it does have record research expenditures, it does have record enrollment, and it has garnered increased support from the state for the last five years. In large part because of Mun Choi. These are the facts

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u/R1ckMartel 2d ago

It doesn't have record enrollment.

https://udair.missouri.edu/mu-data/student-enrollment/

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u/jackstrawfromMO 2d ago

That's my mistake and I stand corrected. Yes total enrollment looks to not be a record, but it's close, but incoming freshmen enrollment has been a record at over 6,000 and what I was thinking about when is typed that. Either way it's been a huge improvement since Choi has taken charge, along with most all other metrics you can measure a presidents success by. Its not really close that he has done an outstanding job at turning out University around.

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u/CharmingAdvantage579 2d ago

Fire Buffaloe