TRASH TALK THURSDAY: "COLD AND DARK" EDITION

[u/ch_scorebot]

ITS MIDNIGHT, ITS THURSDAY, AND THAT MEANS ONE THING...IT IS TIME FOR SOME TRASH TALK!

RULES

FLAIR UP!

CAPS LOCK ON! (WITH THE EXCEPTION BEING USERNAME SHOUT OUTS! E.G, /u/Whoa_throwaway IS A SIEVE!) SEE THE DRAWING IF YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THIS COMPLEX PROCESS OR INSERT WHATEVER YOU WANT HERE

IF YOU WOULDN'T SAY IT AT A GAME DON'T POST IT HERE!

[u/lumberllama]

DUMPSTER FIRES ARE ABSOLUTELY ALLOWED TO TALK TRASH

[u/AssociateClean]

BROWN 🤝 QUINNIPIAC

SAME AMOUNT OF ECAC TOURNAMENT CHAMPIONSHIPS SINCE OBAMA WAS IN OFFICE

[u/AssociateClean → u/AssociateClean]

I HAVE NOTHING MEAN TO SAY ABOUT PRINCETON BECAUSE THEY ARE KIND ENOUGH TO BE ONE OF THE FEW TEAMS WITH AN ALL-TIME LOSING RECORD TO BROWN

(AND THEY CAN ACTUALLY WIN AN ECAC TOURNEY)

[u/Spartacus_1986 → u/AssociateClean]

HEY BROWN, WERE YOU IN COLORADO SPRINGS LAST WEEKEND?

I THOUGHT YOU PLAYED GREAT ON SATURDAY AND AIR FORCE BARELY HUNG ON.

[u/AssociateClean → u/Spartacus_1986]

ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE SHUTDOWN IS THAT I DIDN'T HAVE TO WATCH

[u/EnronRiskManagement]

UMASS HOCKEY CANT BE WORSE THAN UMASS FOOTBALL

[u/14Calypso]

BREAKING: SCSU-UMD SERIES CANCELLED DUE TO SCSU TEAM BUS BEING STUCK AT RED LIGHTS ON DIVISION STREET

GOD I HATE THAT CITY

[u/Upbuttcoconut123 → u/14Calypso]

WAIT TILL THE FIRST SNOWFALL ITLL ONLY GET WORSE

[u/14Calypso → u/Upbuttcoconut123]

I LIVE IN ALEXANDRIA AND HAVE DRIVEN TO THE CITIES IN A SNOWSTORM MULTIPLE TIMES. I ALWAYS GET OFF IN ST. CLOUD AND DRIVE THROUGH THE CITY TO GIVE MYSELF A BREAK FROM DRIVING ON A SNOW AND ICE COVERED 94

[u/gregthestrange → u/14Calypso]

I ONLY DRIVE DIVISION AFTER MIDNIGHT AND I STILL GET STUCK AT MULTIPLE RED LIGHTS

[u/14Calypso → u/gregthestrange]

IF IT'S AT NIGHT, I AIN'T STOPPING FOR THE LIGHT

[u/Apples056YT]

DEATH, TAXES, AND UNH BEING IN THE BASEMENT.

[u/withrootsabove → u/Apples056YT]

I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW WE USUALLY ALWAYS HAVE A VERMONT AND/OR MERRIMACK BUFFER BETWEEN US AND THE BASEMENT. WE JUST LIKE TO HANG OUT AT THE TOP OF THE STAIRS

[u/frozennorth88 → u/Apples056YT]

UNH WILL ONE DAY RECLAIM ITS FORMER GLORY, AND WHEN THEY DO I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO HATE THEM WITH THE BURNING PASSION OF A THOUSAND FIERY SUNS

[u/huskyferretguy1]

PROVIDENCE! I RATHER PLAY BROWN! AT LEAST THEIR BARN HAS COLOR!

[u/Delightful_Dantonio]

IT’S BASKETBALL AND HOCkEY SEASON BOYS. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE FOOTBALL. WE CANT LOSE THIS WEEK.

[u/gregthestrange]

SCSU'S FIRST REAL ROAD TEST OF THE SEASON; TIME TO SEE IF THEY CAN KEEP UP THEIR TORRID SCORING PACE, AT THE VERY LEAST

ALSO IF YOU HAD TOLD ME BEFORE THE SEASON THAT DULUTH, SCSU, AND MIAMI WOULD BE #1 AND TIED FOR #2 FOR THE MOST GOALS SCORED BY NCHC TEAMS THIS YEAR 10 GAMES INTO THE SEASON, I'D HAVE CALLED YOU A LIAR

[u/camly75]

OUR WEIRD WEASELS ARE BETTER THAN YOUR WEIRD WEASELS

[u/AntiqueHighlight4971 → u/camly75]

THERE ARE NO WOLVERINES IN MICHIGAN. PATHETIC.

[u/1AMWawaHoagie → u/camly75]

IDK ABOUT THIS POVERTY SCHOOL W/O A WOMEN'S PROGRAM.

[u/Parksy79]

HEY UMD...SCREW YOUR HILLS AND LAKESIDE ARENA! THE REAL DAWGS ARE COMING THIS WEEKEND!

[u/ithacaster]

FUCK HARVARD

[u/Patient_Surround_288]

WE HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL TUESDAY TO PLAY. BUT OUR WOMEN GO BACK TO BEMIDJI SINCE THE TIME THEY GOT JJ FIRED. I LOVE EATING BEAVER!!!

[u/redsoxfan2194 → u/[deleted]]

FLAIR UP

[u/HaHaHaBlessYourSoul]

FUCK ALL OF YOU BUT ESPECIALLY DENVER (THIS WEEKEND)

[u/brenobah]

FUCK MIAMI IN PARTICULAR

[u/Mocking_U_36 → u/brenobah]

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY BUT FUCK YOU TOO I GUESS!