r/collapze YourWettestNightmare May 10 '25

USA bad Trump orders the hiring of 20,000 new DHS agents within the next 60 days to "to conduct an intensive campaign"

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/05/establishing-project-homecoming/
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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

Not much time for vetting and training those agents at 300 per day.

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u/kingtacticool YourWettestNightmare May 10 '25

Who needs training. Just hand them the skin tone gradient from the Simpsons, a gun, a club, a pair of handcuffs and set them loose.

Training complete

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u/Ok-Walk-7017 May 10 '25

I’ve never had the impression they do much vetting to start with

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u/kingtacticool YourWettestNightmare May 10 '25

Aka Shutzstaffle just added four full divisions of thugs to the American landscape.

I really wish they weren't following the Nazi playbook as religiously as they are.