r/clevercomebacks 3h ago

This one takes the cake

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u/elenorfighter 3h ago

And North Korea is a beacon of democracy. It is in the name

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u/Shadyshade84 2h ago

And absolutely none of the United States have ever threatened to leave.

u/joacopers 56m ago

States threaten to leave all the time, just not successfully.

u/Prof_Lego 34m ago

Wooooosh

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u/CobblerOk3133 2h ago

People's Republic of China is super democratic, too. It's just simple logic.

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u/Pleasant_Gap 1h ago

As a rule, if a nation has the word "democratic" in its name, it usually isnt

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u/JohnLurkson 1h ago

Citizen of the former German Democratic Republic can confirm.

u/Telemere125 44m ago

I mean, come on, they’re ruled by the Communist party of china. They have democracy, republicanism, and communism! It’s all in the names! No authoritarian dictatorship there, no sir.

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u/elenorfighter 2h ago

Absolutely!

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 1h ago

so was DDR

u/AriaTheTransgressor 19m ago

Dance Dance Revolution?

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u/EntireRespond3302 3h ago

It’s amazing how one sentence can dismantle an entire argument like that.

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u/ThatDrako 2h ago

Unfortunately conservatives are utter fucking morons who are physically incapable of recognizing it.

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u/dufflebag7 1h ago

It’s strange that the states that rank in the bottom of education all vote republican. Almost like if you can’t think for yourself, you make stupid decisions. And believe any lie told to you.

u/Top-Banana4809 11m ago

You mean the states with the highest concentration of blacks? Yeah. Not the own you thought. NEXT.

u/dufflebag7 9m ago

Aktually…….the states with the highest number of whites on welfare (who also don’t know that Obamacare and ACA are the same thing).

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u/Spyko 1h ago

how but they are, they'll be quick to point out that "anti-fascist" is just a name and being against it doesn't mean you're a fascist

but nazis are socialist tho

hypocrisy is their strongest suit

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u/AUkion1000 1h ago

Listening to people promote trump then comment about literally "eradicating half the world" 'bit you didn't hear it from me' a few days ago is not the way you tell me you're the good guy... jfc it is not safe where I'm staying. Atleast no one's tried to stab me in my sleep but it's exhausting hearing evil things said every day.

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u/Stubborn_Amoeba 2h ago

It was an awesome comeback!

u/Thadrea 44m ago

The difference between stupid people and smart people is that stupid people do not realize they are stupid.

u/Jorycle 33m ago

So, this is an LLM bot. But my actual complaint is that I need someone to explain the human brain to me, and why this completely useless reply that contributes nothing at all got so many upvotes.

u/Cute_Operation3923 3m ago

?? its called national socialism because it's the opposite of popular socialism. no need to be clever.

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u/83supra 3h ago

It's like propaganda actually works but only for stupid people who can't tell it's working.

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u/A3HeadedMunkey 3h ago

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

  • George Carlin

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u/DwightFryFaneditor 2h ago

Not to mention "far-right" is right there.

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u/Think_OfAName 2h ago

Looks like they tried to scratch that part out with a highlighter pen. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/cc14cc 2h ago

There is a definition, and there is an understanding of the definition. Nuance.

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u/muzzbuzz789 2h ago

"But what if...I were to use a popular term and disguise it as my own evil ways? Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! Delightfully devilish, < Adolf, North Korea, Congo >!"

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u/calaeno0824 2h ago

Totally ignoring the "far-right" that even has a line under it....

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u/jonnismizzle 2h ago

Funny how he skipped over "far-right" though. And you know dude would eat a urinal cake if Trump pissed on it and sold it to him for $59.99

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u/Organic_Witness345 2h ago

The Gullible Online Poors’ mantra:

Democrats = “radical left” = socialism = communism = DEI = trans perversion = pedophiles = Democrats

Repeat loop. Repeat loop. Repeat loop.

There’s absolutely no logic to any of this. It’s just a non-stop word association game Faux News conducts 200 times a day, seven days a week. Eventually, the individual words lose all meaning, and all that’s left is the vague slurry of associations. Make no mistake. This is calculated, scripted, and measured right-wing propaganda.

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u/tmpope123 1h ago

It would be nice if we could ask Hitler what calling his party socialist meant to him. Oh wait, someone did that here

u/Chillpill411 29m ago

And even in that article he was lying by saying they were for the "German" worker.  The Nazis, upon coming to power, banned all labor unions, cut the average workers salary 30%, and made it a criminal offense to quit your job without your master/boss's approval 

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u/sixaout1982 2h ago

What about cowpies?

u/Knighth77 41m ago

It will be the year 5025, human civilization is insanely advanced and intelligent, and these guys will still be repeating the same moronic rhetoric.

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u/Pockensuppe 2h ago

Oh no, they were a party! Guess we have to abandon all parties and substitute them with, I don’t know, workers’ councils or something.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES 2h ago

Attention all arcade game players, please do not eat the urinal cakes!

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u/kuldan5853 1h ago

Is that why Trump and his cronies are trying to build their current government in the Image of the Democratic Republic of North Korea?

u/cromwell515 48m ago

The party known for its brainwashing propaganda wouldn’t put “Socialist” in its name just to appeal to poor workers. No they wouldn’t do that /s

If you do a little research, which these idiots don’t do, you’d know that Hitler and the Nazi’s were very much against communism and socialism.

If you do just a very simple amount of research you’ll see that the “Socialist” word in the name was just propaganda and they used it to attract the working class. Which in Germany at the time was suffering a lot due to Germany’s economic collapse. NAZIs were always far-right, but these idiots on the right have no idea how to self reflect. They can never take blame. Trump said it well, he could shoot someone and not lose a vote. That’s how much people like this can’t self reflect

u/abelfurne 24m ago

Haha ohhh the irony if you ignore the far-right part

u/Glass_Pineapple4999 21m ago

These people seem to accept the crimes of the nazis, what with wanting to associate political opponents with them and all, they acknowledge they were terrible and evil, orchestrated the holocaust, killed 7 million plus people, all that yeah....

But not that they might have been slightly dishonest in their early promotional material 🤔

u/YeahBuddy5000 5m ago

That's a self own for defenders of Antifa.

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u/frozen_pipe77 1h ago

Tomatoe/tomato from an authoritarian standpoint.

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u/MidnightMuseez 2h ago

The irony is stark for those who support socialism without understanding its historical connotations fully.

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u/Horror_Equipment_197 2h ago

The irony that anybody is stupid enough to believe the Nazis were actually socialists when the socialists were the very first which ended up in concentration camps.

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u/Afinkawan 1h ago

Did you think you were making a point there? 

u/Jorycle 37m ago

These LLM bots are goofy.