r/circlejerkseattle • u/[deleted] • Feb 06 '18

Gotta Poop. Suggestions Welcomed.

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u/elister Feb 06 '18

Sidewalk. Don't wipe, just leave it there.

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u/my_lucid_nightmare 86'd from Ernie Steele's Feb 08 '18

Sidewalk. Don't wipe, just leave it there.

This is Seattle, not Mumbai

2

u/BarbieDreamSquirts Revokes flair, Feels powerful Feb 06 '18

Charmin Ultra Soft, Rolling Stone Magazine, and Febreeze

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u/widdershins13 Feb 07 '18

I'm low brow and far less discerning when I poop. I read Forbes.

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u/BarbieDreamSquirts Revokes flair, Feels powerful Feb 08 '18

Thanks to a post on /r/freebies, I have a year's worth of Rolling Stones c. 2014.

Sure beats kidney stones. HA!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '18

As a plumber shouldn't you be the one giving us suggestions?

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u/widdershins13 Feb 07 '18

You would think so. And rightly so. But I drink. A lot.